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Offline Thelizno

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Re: [Game] Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!!!
« Reply #60 on: May 06, 2009, 01:30:43 am »
PAH EASY!!! Cause there is snow and snow is cold!!! :D

Where can i find my ticket?
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Offline Rhino

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Re: [Game] Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!!!
« Reply #61 on: May 06, 2009, 01:34:55 am »
were u last left it
 
what color is the white album?
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Offline SeventyX7

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« Reply #62 on: May 06, 2009, 01:40:53 am »
Every color, because white is composed of every color.

What's in a hot pocket?

Offline quekmeister

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Re: [Game] Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!!!
« Reply #63 on: May 06, 2009, 01:44:53 am »
Heat.

Where is the East Pole?

Offline captiosus

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Re: [Game] Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!!!
« Reply #64 on: May 06, 2009, 02:38:48 am »
because its FUCKING COLD!

Why does my computer suck ass?

Offline surdumil

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Re: [Game] Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!!!
« Reply #65 on: May 06, 2009, 06:28:06 am »
It must have weird pneumatics!

Why is it called, "Wednesday", and not "Friday"?

Offline Drkshndr1976

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Re: [Game] Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!!!
« Reply #66 on: May 06, 2009, 02:23:32 pm »
Cousin It isn't called Wednesday. That would just be silly.

Why are elephants afraid of mice?

Offline SeventyX7

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« Reply #67 on: May 06, 2009, 03:24:03 pm »
Mouse flu.

Did Chuck Norris kill Bruce Lee?

Offline surdumil

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Re: [Game] Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!!!
« Reply #68 on: May 06, 2009, 03:33:11 pm »
^ In Cooter's daydream, Chuck Norris stared daggers and delivered a bitch-slap that caused Bruce Lee to die of shock and embarrassment.

How come when I drink tea, I always hurt my right eye?


Offline SeventyX7

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« Reply #69 on: May 06, 2009, 03:36:21 pm »
Because you're one of those people who can drink something and shoot it out their eye!

Why are kittens so adorable?!?!?!?

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Re: [Game] Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!!!
« Reply #70 on: May 06, 2009, 05:15:35 pm »
^ That's because kittens are really the forward guard of an alien invasion. After observing the human populace, they realised it would be easier to obtain intel if they were on the ground. So after more observation, they realised that humans loved cute things, and they also realised humans were susceptible to pheromones. Therefore, they turned themselves into kittens in order to infiltrate the human populace and make us lower our guards against them, making themselves adorable to humans through use of appearance and pheromones. This way, they will be able to strike unexpectedly, easily crippling over half of the world's population! But they knew that humans would grow suspicious if they kept being cute, because humans are all suspicious bastards. So they created the illusion of 'growing up' into cats, but when they 'die' they really just turn back into a different looking kitten and go elsewhere to gather more information.

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Offline SeventyX7

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« Reply #71 on: May 06, 2009, 06:11:41 pm »
Because that's what the secret kitten overlords dictated.

Who caused global warming?

Offline Duki3003

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« Reply #72 on: May 06, 2009, 08:20:11 pm »
It's all in the kittens master plan...

Why is my cat looking at me so strangely?

Offline Thelizno

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« Reply #73 on: May 06, 2009, 08:25:18 pm »
You already know the answer...

Is Kitler one of thoose overlords?
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Offline quekmeister

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Re: [Game] Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!!!
« Reply #74 on: May 06, 2009, 09:27:00 pm »
Actually his moustache is.

Why do cats hate dogs (most of the time)?

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« Reply #75 on: May 06, 2009, 10:37:09 pm »
Because dogs can smell their deceptiveness

why is there going to be a war between cats and dogs?

Offline SeventyX7

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« Reply #76 on: May 06, 2009, 11:49:08 pm »
Because the dogs are jealous of all the wealth, power, and freedom of the cats.

Don't you love to dress cats up in clothes?

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« Reply #77 on: May 07, 2009, 03:57:26 am »
Only when recreating WWII on a miniature scale.

Why doesn't money grow on trees?

Offline SeventyX7

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« Reply #78 on: May 07, 2009, 08:14:05 am »
Because the cats are taking up all the space on the branches.

Would YOU adopt this kitten?

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« Reply #79 on: May 07, 2009, 03:37:11 pm »
It is a mutation, therefore it shall be cleansed in the holy fires of the Emperor.

What is the use of a gun in a swordfight?
There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.