^ That's because kittens are really the forward guard of an alien invasion. After observing the human populace, they realised it would be easier to obtain intel if they were on the ground. So after more observation, they realised that humans loved cute things, and they also realised humans were susceptible to pheromones. Therefore, they turned themselves into kittens in order to infiltrate the human populace and make us lower our guards against them, making themselves adorable to humans through use of appearance and pheromones. This way, they will be able to strike unexpectedly, easily crippling over half of the world's population! But they knew that humans would grow suspicious if they kept being cute, because humans are all suspicious bastards. So they created the illusion of 'growing up' into cats, but when they 'die' they really just turn back into a different looking kitten and go elsewhere to gather more information.
V Why is the word why spelled why?