Author Topic: Achievements that silly little bitches don't appreciate.  (Read 563250 times)

Offline Arandur

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Re: Achievements that silly little bitches don't appreciate.
« Reply #40 on: June 18, 2009, 06:48:13 am »
Ehm nope. Im near Thirty. Life will end soon so why shood i ? :-P and missing all the Loli stuff in the Future ? Forget it never ever ^^ Im old, single, have a massive lack of sleep, no Porn since 12 hours... in this Situation could everyone say Thingl like, hope life will end :o) Its late.. erm no wait its Morning ARGH !!!!

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Re: Achievements that silly little bitches don't appreciate.
« Reply #41 on: June 18, 2009, 06:56:01 am »
I figured out the meaning of life. If I said anything more, I'd spoil it for you.

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Re: Achievements that silly little bitches don't appreciate.
« Reply #42 on: June 18, 2009, 07:18:12 am »
I figured out the meaning of life. If I said anything more, I'd spoil it for you.

Dammit... but you are a Funny one.. i like you : o)

Offline Anomaly

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Re: Achievements that silly little bitches don't appreciate.
« Reply #43 on: June 18, 2009, 07:40:33 am »
- Spent 3 straight months, 19hrs/day helping lowbies level up in an mmo called RF, while always being broke because of money used for pots and warp scrolls.
- Being one of two minority students in my AP classes back in high school, and still trumping all the Americans in English.
- Formed the Anime Club at my high school.
- Stopping at least a dozen teens from killing themselves (though this might actually be a bad thing rather than an achievement...).
- If my classmates needed help wheedling an extension out of the teacher/professor, I was the one who did it.

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Re: Achievements that silly little bitches don't appreciate.
« Reply #44 on: June 19, 2009, 02:59:21 am »
drunk by 11am.  thats something, right?

That is fucking amazing.

My achievement is racking 65000+ miles on my new car I bought in August 06.
Hence I come to the conclusion...
Women are evil.

And isn't the North American RF Servers closing down?
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Offline Zayras

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Re: Achievements that silly little bitches don't appreciate.
« Reply #45 on: June 19, 2009, 07:12:34 am »
drunk by 11am.  thats something, right?

That is fucking amazing.

Merh. I've been drunk by 11am too... not really the funnest thing out there either... not many people want to come out and drink so early

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Re: Achievements that silly little bitches don't appreciate.
« Reply #46 on: June 19, 2009, 09:36:12 am »
And isn't the North American RF Servers closing down?

I played on a private server whose numbers were dwindling, but the "official" RF server closed down, but came back up again by a different company.

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Re: Achievements that silly little bitches don't appreciate.
« Reply #47 on: June 19, 2009, 11:24:57 am »
I've gone to bars with my Grandma.
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Re: Achievements that silly little bitches don't appreciate.
« Reply #48 on: June 19, 2009, 11:39:45 am »
I believe your grandma didn't appreciate it?

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Re: Achievements that silly little bitches don't appreciate.
« Reply #49 on: June 19, 2009, 11:44:38 am »
I believe your grandma didn't appreciate it?

You should have seen her serious face when the stupid mug of beer came. (looked like a litre. Literally)

"Are you going to get drunk?"
"No grandma. I'll be ok."
"Ok then, Carry on." *Grandma Giggles*

(Translated of course)

But fuck that was a huge beer. I was looking at the table of Japanese guys drinking bottles of Asahi. Mine came and it was the biggest mug I have ever seen in my life. (no joke)
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Re: Achievements that silly little bitches don't appreciate.
« Reply #50 on: June 19, 2009, 11:57:41 am »
You should have seen her serious face when the stupid mug of beer came. (looked like a litre. Literally)

What's so special about beer being served in 1l mugs? That's just a Maß...(yeah...Maß! With that weird german letter thingy)


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Re: Achievements that silly little bitches don't appreciate.
« Reply #51 on: June 19, 2009, 11:59:54 am »
It was more on the lines I didn't expect that much beer. It was ok though... Holsten or something. I forget the name. Not amazing in my opinion, but I've had better.
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Re: Achievements that silly little bitches don't appreciate.
« Reply #52 on: June 19, 2009, 04:16:58 pm »
I took someone's lesbian virginity without even knowing. ^.^
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Re: Achievements that silly little bitches don't appreciate.
« Reply #53 on: June 19, 2009, 05:04:36 pm »
I believe your grandma didn't appreciate it?

You should have seen her serious face when the stupid mug of beer came. (looked like a litre. Literally)

"Are you going to get drunk?"
"No grandma. I'll be ok."
"Ok then, Carry on." *Grandma Giggles*

(Translated of course)

But fuck that was a huge beer. I was looking at the table of Japanese guys drinking bottles of Asahi. Mine came and it was the biggest mug I have ever seen in my life. (no joke)

lol well I drank with my dad when I was 16... but I think your drinking with your grandma is much more awesome lol.

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Re: Achievements that silly little bitches don't appreciate.
« Reply #54 on: June 19, 2009, 06:10:06 pm »
Well, we all kind of drink with her once in a while. Ice wine from Canada when we were at a BBQ gathering at my Aunt's place... but that's not as cool as going to an actual bar to drink with her. :)

"How's the wine grandma?" (Me)
"Sooooooooooooooooooo good" (Grandma)
"That's because your grandson bought it for you!" (Aunt)
*Grandma giggles*

(Translated)

Yes my Grandma kind of giggles when she laughs. She also has the biggest plump and rosy cheeks ever. (Idk if it's evident in the other picture though)
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Offline theJesus

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Re: Achievements that silly little bitches don't appreciate.
« Reply #55 on: June 21, 2009, 03:59:49 pm »
Making a list of anything that comes to mind . . .

SFW
-I've never consumed alcohol or used any illegal drugs.  Ever.  Not even tried.
-I built and modded my own PC (meh, everybody does it now)
-I've eaten alligator
-I've eaten calamari (squid)
-I probably spent hundreds of dollars in ingredients on pizzas that I made/stole from a pizza shop I worked at
-In 8th grade, I made a profit stealing massive amounts of twix bars from the cafeteria and selling them half-price.
-I gotten expelled from school at the beginning of 10th grade for having a knife in my locker and it actually saved me from probably failing (they sent me to a remedial school where you get As for showing up and not being retarded).
-I fill up every HDD I get almost immediately.
-I've driven down a (really bumpy, uneven, and slightly curvy) residential road at almost 90mph at night, in the rain with the road slippery, and not crashed.
-I've never gotten a speeding ticket, even though I speed just about everywhere.

NSFW
-Got my first BJ by surprise.  On couch with ex, getting first handjob, not really expecting anything else and I asked "wait, where do I cum?" cuz I didn't want it to get on my pants lol.  At that point, she promptly put it in her mouth.
-I think I've had sex in more positions than I can count.
-My dick's apparently large enough that after 2 years with my current girlfriend, it still hurts her.
-I've stuck it in her butt.
-I've came in her pussy, ass, mouth, throat and
-got it up her nose, in her eye, on her hair, and all over her face, tits, and stomache (not all at once unfortunately)
-I've made two "sex" (BJ) tapes with her.

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Re: Achievements that silly little bitches don't appreciate.
« Reply #56 on: June 21, 2009, 05:55:11 pm »
I've gone to bars with my Grandma.

Are you Irish... ;)
わたしが。。。わたなべさんです。

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Re: Achievements that silly little bitches don't appreciate.
« Reply #57 on: June 22, 2009, 04:56:00 pm »
I got a threesome for my birthday, and it was perfect.
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Re: Achievements that silly little bitches don't appreciate.
« Reply #58 on: June 22, 2009, 04:58:44 pm »
I took the 'Buffalo Wild Wings' eating challenge for their 'Blazin' Wings'. I won, unfortunately I suffered for the next few days. They burn going down, and they certainly don't feel so good coming back out  :-[

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Re: Achievements that silly little bitches don't appreciate.
« Reply #59 on: June 22, 2009, 10:26:12 pm »
I got a threesome for my birthday, and it was perfect.

One in the mouth and one in the ass?