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Offline Harryy

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Cheesy Jokes
« on: August 02, 2009, 02:26:21 am »
ITT: Jokes that are corny, but often funny :D
I'll start.


Two goldfish are in a tank. One says "You work the guns, I'll drive."

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Offline kyubixmunky

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2009, 08:22:01 am »
So one cow says to another cow, "Have you heard about that mad cow disease going around?"
and the cow replies, "I'm a helicopterrrr."


Do you know of any good veterinarians? cuz these puppies are siiiick *Flex*


My jokes are like Cheetohs... Dangerously Cheesy...

Offline Rhino

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2009, 09:01:02 am »
a little joke i use in Farm Town - weird thing it actually works lol:

Hey ladies can i harvest your melons

Offline anesthehero

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2009, 10:16:21 am »
Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Geez, it's hot in here."
The other one screams "AHHHH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2009, 02:44:29 pm »
A ham sandwich walks into a bar.  The bartender gets flustered and yells, "Get out!  We don't serve food in here!"

Offline yt1DER

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2009, 10:17:14 pm »
Two guys walked into a bar and said "ouch!"

Offline AceD

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2009, 10:41:41 pm »
What part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.

What do whales eat?
Fish and ships.

feel free to use them!  ;D

Offline cubensis55

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2009, 10:42:06 pm »
So, this baby seal walks into a club...

Offline yt1DER

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2009, 01:19:22 am »
Wanna hear a dirty joke?

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2009, 02:54:14 am »
"It was a dark and stormy night. The captain gathered his crew around the fire and told them a story.
It went a little something like this:
It was a dark and stormy night. The captain gathered his crew around the fire and told them a story.
It went a little something like this:
It was a dark and stormy night. The captain gathered his crew around the fire and told them a story.
It went a little something like this:
It was a dark and stormy night. The captain gathered his crew around the fire and told them a story.
It went a little something like this:"
........

repeat.

Offline anesthehero

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2009, 09:44:56 am »
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2009, 12:50:32 am »
I want you. I Shall seek you and find you. I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache, shake and sweat 'til you moan and groan. I will make you beg for mercy. I exhaust you 'til the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you and you will be weak for days. All my love, Swine Flu

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Offline Goroshi-sama

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #12 on: August 04, 2009, 11:44:06 am »
2 Tomatoes are crossing the street. Other suddenly suddenly gets splashed by the car. The other one asks it: "WAZZUP Ketchup?!?"

they see me rollin', they hatin'..

Offline anesthehero

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #13 on: August 05, 2009, 11:07:51 am »
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
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Offline Goroshi-sama

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #14 on: August 05, 2009, 09:24:41 pm »
dont hit your head on wall, find a door!

they see me rollin', they hatin'..

Offline Carnivus

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #15 on: August 05, 2009, 10:09:24 pm »
1 retard walks in a bar with a shit in his hand and shouts:"Lucky me for not stomping this"

Offline Goroshi-sama

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #16 on: August 06, 2009, 08:34:56 pm »
If the life kicks head, use the helmet!

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Offline quekmeister

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #17 on: August 06, 2009, 10:22:00 pm »
Didja hear the story of the three wells? "Well, well, well..."

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #18 on: August 07, 2009, 02:34:37 am »
Two peanuts walk into a bar
one was a salted.

Offline yt1DER

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #19 on: August 07, 2009, 02:52:27 am »
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?"