A GOOD ASSED JOKE! READ UP!
A guys walks over to the bar from the pool table then asks for a beer.
The bartender obliged him and gave him the beer.
He drinks the beer then says "i bet i can piss in this glass from 8 feet away and not spill a single drop"
The bartender goes "for how much"
the guy goes "300 dollars"
the bartender says "not a single drop?" guy says "not a single drop"
"OK" says the bartender, so the guys gets on the bar unzips his pants
and he thinkin about his dick, glass,dick, glass, money,dick,glass, dick, glass.
AND SHOOOM he lets a rip!! he's pissin all on the BAR, SHOOM all on the bartender, HIS PISSIN ON EVERY THING BUT THE MOTHA FUCKIN GLASS!
he's finally done pissin then the guy gives the bartender 300 dollars, the bartender's happy and smilin.
the man is also smiling, the bartender says "why are you smiling, you just lost 300$"
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