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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #40 on: August 18, 2009, 06:23:05 am »
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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #41 on: November 19, 2010, 05:25:09 am »
A dog walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a beer." The bartender realizes that dogs don't talk, and immediately wakes up from his dream. He turns to his wife to wake her up and tell her about the strange dream. She ignores him and turns her back to him. The bartender rolls over and quietlt cries himself to sleep, realizing that his marriage is all but over.  >:] fufufu
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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #42 on: November 19, 2010, 06:09:28 am »
What do you call a bear with no teeth?

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What do you do to a bear with three balls?

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #43 on: January 31, 2011, 05:25:31 pm »
Okay, cheesy.


What's a gipsy triathlon?
-One walks to the swimming hall and bikes back.

Why does Stevie Wonder smile so much?
-No one ever told him he's black.

A basist walked by a bar.

What's a white man with sheeps at his both hand?
-A pimp.

How do you know a swede has been at your back yard?
-Your trash can has been emptied and your dogs pregnant.

Why ET is better than a somali?
-ET is prettier
-ET knew English
-ET came alone
-ET had a bike of his own
-ET went back home


To cut off these kinda jokes let's get something better.



I was a lucky one. We had been going out with my girlfriend for a year so we decided to get married.
My parents helped in me in every way they could, my friends supported me and my girlfriend was well...wonderful.
There was only one thing bothering me. Actually it bothered me pretty much and it was my girlfriends mother. She was a gorgeous
career lady, smart and really hot. She even often flirted to me and made me uncomfortable.
One day she called me and asked me to come to talk about the invitation cards. I set off and when I arrived she was alone. She whispered to me that she has feelings and urges for me that she couldn't cross so before I married her daughter she'd like to make love with me just once. What could I say?
I was in a shock and couldn't answer nor move untill she said that she'd go wait in the bedroom and if I decided to make love with her I should just come up.
I just stared at her delicious ass as she walked up the stairs. I just stood there for a moment, turned around and started walking towards the door, I opened the door and stepped out of the door.
Her husband was standing outside and with tears at his eyes he hugged me and said that they were happy that I passed the test and that they couldn't ask anything better for their little daughter.
Welcome to the family!

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #44 on: January 31, 2011, 09:36:23 pm »
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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #45 on: February 24, 2011, 04:23:26 am »
Bronze and Silver were in a bar, and as Gold came in, one of them yelled out, "Ehh you, we don't want you here."

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #46 on: February 24, 2011, 04:26:32 am »
Bronze and Silver were in a bar, and as Gold came in, one of them yelled out, "Ehh you, we don't want you here."
.......I don't get it

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #47 on: February 24, 2011, 05:20:25 am »
Taken from 'The Crow'



Jesus Christ walks into an Inn, gives the innkeeper 3 nails and asks, "Can you put me up for the night?"

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #48 on: February 24, 2011, 05:40:13 am »
^ nice one!



A rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar.

The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"



It was a hot day outside..so the three nuns decided to take off there clothes and bolt the door to there church.

Since there was stain glass windows, nobody could see inside, and the door was locked.

The nuns were busy doing renovations when a Thud Thud Thud hit the door.

The shocked nun ran to the door and pulled her clothes up over herself, when she asked "Who is it"?

The reply from behind the door was "Its the blind man".

The 3 nuns looked relieved when they heard he was the blind man, no sight no problem they figured, and let him in.

Upon opening the door, in entered a burly man in coveralls and said "Holy shit sister nice tits!! ... Where do you want your blinds?"
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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #49 on: February 24, 2011, 08:11:02 am »
.......I don't get it

Gold = Au on the periodic table.

Kinda kills the joke when something has to be explained. =P

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #50 on: February 24, 2011, 08:21:54 am »
.......I don't get it

Gold = Au on the periodic table.

Kinda kills the joke when something has to be explained. =P
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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #51 on: February 24, 2011, 08:16:16 pm »
.......I don't get it

Gold = Au on the periodic table.

Kinda kills the joke when something has to be explained. =P

i think it has something to do with silver/bronze alloy rather than that. it did say bar.
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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #52 on: February 24, 2011, 08:53:53 pm »
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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #53 on: February 24, 2011, 09:28:55 pm »
^That's priceless.  ;D


.......I don't get it

Gold = Au on the periodic table.

Kinda kills the joke when something has to be explained. =P

i think it has something to do with silver/bronze alloy rather than that. it did say bar.
Either there's another explanation or this is the lamest joke. Ever.

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #54 on: February 25, 2011, 07:02:42 am »
i think it has something to do with silver/bronze alloy rather than that. it did say bar.

Haven't heard of any kind of silver/bronze alloy, and neither has Google, apparently. And that would be a bit more subtle.

Either there's another explanation or this is the lamest joke. Ever.

'Tis the Cheesy Jokes thread, not the Best Jokes Ever thread. Expect some lame ones.

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #55 on: February 25, 2011, 07:41:04 am »
uber lame joke. i'm in the warez scene, check out my 0-days   :D
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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #56 on: February 25, 2011, 05:02:10 pm »
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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« Reply #57 on: February 25, 2011, 08:54:58 pm »
^ to get
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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #58 on: February 26, 2011, 01:11:39 am »
^ no the kentucky fried chicken

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #59 on: February 26, 2011, 08:19:48 am »
^ it was a follow up to the joke...
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