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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #60 on: March 27, 2011, 08:40:18 pm »
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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #61 on: March 28, 2011, 08:34:43 pm »
Mama piece of corn and Baby piece of corn were walking in the field,
The Baby piece of corn said "Mum, where's Pop corn?'
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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #62 on: April 13, 2011, 12:43:37 am »
An old groaner I just found recycled ...

This Cannibal goes to the butcher shop.  In the display case, there's lawyer brains @ 7.99/lb, doctor brains for 8.59/lb, and politician brains @ 59.99/lb

So "Why so much for politician's brains?" he asks.

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #63 on: April 13, 2011, 10:14:45 am »
A teacher told his students.
Teacher: Can you see God?
Students: No.
Teacher: Can you touch God?
Students: No.
...Teacher: So God isn't real!

Then the students asks him.

Students: Can you see your brain?
Teacher: No.
Students: Can you touch your brain?
Teacher: No.
Students: So, don't you have a brain?

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #64 on: April 13, 2011, 10:21:44 am »
knock knock
who's there?
knock knock
who's there?
knock knock
who's there?

Oh, sorry, it's michael j fox, I have parkinsons.

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #65 on: June 16, 2011, 11:37:16 am »
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license.
He says, "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses."
The woman answered, "Well, I have contacts."
The policeman replied, "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!"

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #66 on: June 16, 2011, 12:01:30 pm »
^ I lol'd

Why did the police arrest the lily?

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #67 on: June 16, 2011, 07:19:47 pm »
racist jokes allowed?


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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #68 on: June 16, 2011, 08:49:13 pm »
racist jokes allowed?


Most racist jokes can be recycled into KKK jokes.
Allow me to demonstrate:(recycled from a newfie joke)

"A white, a black and a KKK are involved in a grisly crime and are all sentenced to death. The executioner tell them that they have to choose the method by which they would die.

Their choices are: lethal injection, electric chair or hanging.

The white is afraid of needles and doesn’t want to be hanged. So he chooses the electric chair.

He sit in the chair and they pull the switch, but nothing happens. The executioner says that if this happens a second time, he can go free.

They try a second time and again nothing happens so they set him free.

The black is also afraid of needles and doesn’t want to be hanged so he too choose the electric chair.

Once again, the chair doesn’t work and he goes free.

On his turn, The KKK says "I'm afraid of needles, the electric chair won't work so you're gonna have to hang me"."
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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #69 on: June 16, 2011, 09:27:07 pm »
xDD

aight, racist joke

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #70 on: June 19, 2011, 12:12:10 pm »
What do you do when you see a space man?

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #71 on: September 29, 2011, 09:00:37 am »
I found this written on a piece of tattered paper in one of my moms old high-school yearbooks, from 73' I believe.

What Not to Name Your Dog

Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy."
I call mine "Sex."
Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me.
When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk
that I would like to have a license for Sex.

He said, "I'd like to have one too."
Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since
I was nine years old."
He said, "You must have been quite a kid!"

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me.

I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a special room for Sex. He said, "Every room in the place is for sex."
I said, "You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night."
The clerk said, "Me too."

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition
began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me that I should have sold tickets. "But you don't understand," I said. "I had hoped to have Sex on T.V."
He called me a show off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married."
The judge said, "Me too." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me too."

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex."

My case comes up Friday.

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #72 on: November 05, 2011, 08:04:15 am »
What do gay cows eat?
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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #73 on: February 24, 2012, 06:59:08 pm »
A plane crashes into a deserted island, the only survivors are two men and a women. So after some time the woman goes "i have certain needs, so i'll switch between you two every week", the two men stare at each other and obviously agree. Week after week, month after month, this continues, untill the woman up and dies. So the two men have a discussion, since they were the only ones on the island and they were used to the woman being there, they come to a conclusion. Well once again, week after week, month after month, one of them pipes up and says "I cant do this anymore, it just feels wrong" and the other replies "I know how you feel, shes starting to stink"

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #74 on: March 02, 2012, 05:07:06 am »
whats brown and sticky...... a stick

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #75 on: March 02, 2012, 05:08:54 am »
two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks dose this taste funny to you ?!?!

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #76 on: March 02, 2012, 06:19:59 am »
careful not to double post. Use the Modify button instead.
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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #77 on: April 12, 2012, 10:58:06 am »


How do you know a swede has been at your back yard?
-Your trash can has been emptied and your dogs pregnant.


Didnt really like that one but ok (it kinda connected to a thing only sick people do)


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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #78 on: May 04, 2012, 07:42:24 am »
An irish man walks out of a bar.

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #79 on: May 04, 2012, 09:53:49 am »
: D these fast jokes without any meaning is what i always tell when im outside and not nerd intoxicated with the thing called "internet"