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Offline Burkingam

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #80 on: May 19, 2012, 09:40:59 pm »
Things to do:

1) Buy a sword.
2) Call it Kindness.
3) Kill people with kindness.
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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #81 on: September 05, 2012, 09:56:41 am »
How do you make a cat go woof?
Pour gasoline on it and light it on fire
Woof

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #82 on: April 15, 2013, 07:59:28 am »
Two pretzels were walking down the street when one was aSALTed.

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #83 on: April 30, 2013, 12:41:16 am »
about a decade ago, me and my co-workers used to make fun of a lot of things ... and we worked at a crappy bank. but listen to this:

we had a teller station and we literally decorated the whole place into the "Chinese Station", we ordered chinese at least once a week and it got bad onetime where we ordered chinese every-day (and everyone in the branch jumped on the wagon). then we went for burritos and man they were good ... so we layed out all the fortune cookie wrappings and tapped them all together and made it really long, then we wrote this down on a hard card-board and placed it aligning to face us (tellers) when we're speaking to customers, and customers won't know shit about it while it's RIGHT THERE ... so anyways, this cardboard had this:

1. Eat Burrito
2. Take a Shit
3. Repeat Step 1

ha ...


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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #84 on: June 16, 2013, 06:00:04 pm »
A gynecologist is waiting for his last patient of the day but she seams to be getting late. Assuming that she's not gonna come, he takes out a bottle of brandy and serve himself a glass to relax. After a few minutes, she finally shows up.
"Sorry I'm late
-It's ok. Wanna glass of brandy?"
They start talking and hitting on each other. An hour later they hear a foot sound in the stair.
"Ah shit! I think it's my wife. Quick!Take off your clothes and spread your legs!"
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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #85 on: June 28, 2013, 09:30:30 pm »
Do you know why water boils if you put it on any triangle?

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #86 on: June 29, 2013, 08:40:12 am »
Do you know why water boils if you put it on any triangle?

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This joke was bad and you should feel bad ;D

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #87 on: September 20, 2013, 03:38:33 pm »
What's green and brown, has eight legs and if it lands on you, can kill you?

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #88 on: April 06, 2014, 12:24:20 am »
Did you hear the horse and the pig are dating?

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #89 on: April 06, 2014, 03:23:36 pm »
Did you hear the horse and the pig are dating?

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I laughed audibly.

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #90 on: May 16, 2014, 11:02:33 pm »
What's green and brown, has eight legs and if it lands on you, can kill you?

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Lol, now that was unexpected.

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #91 on: May 26, 2014, 06:28:21 pm »
A dyslexic person walks into a bra.

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #92 on: June 03, 2014, 03:42:49 am »
A professor travels to Africa to live with a primitive tribe...

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #93 on: July 15, 2014, 01:19:48 pm »
How do you call someone without a body and a nose

Nobody knows

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #94 on: July 15, 2014, 01:32:52 pm »
What's long and hard, and if you push and pull it out of a girl's mouth, white stuff comes out?
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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #95 on: September 27, 2014, 05:33:17 pm »
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds

Poor guy.

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #96 on: November 27, 2014, 11:59:20 pm »
What's red and bad for your teeth

A brick

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Re: Cheesy Jokes
« Reply #97 on: January 11, 2017, 08:00:20 am »
How do you call a gun the could kill if it wanted but decides not to? A vegun!  :fun:
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