Author Topic: Let's make fun of religious absurdities  (Read 73372 times)

Offline Ixarku

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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2011, 12:34:15 pm »
Which God seems more epic?  :P


Yah, who wouldn't want to be on the team whose God looks like he could rip your face off and feed it to you!
If I ever meet God in person, I'm going to ask Him why he created so many stupid people, and then punch Him in the nose before he answers.

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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #21 on: January 27, 2011, 11:50:32 pm »
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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #22 on: January 28, 2011, 01:21:23 am »
aww they arent working for me, not even in IE, i love these posts  ;D

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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #23 on: January 28, 2011, 01:44:18 am »
I made a thread like this before..... It apparently offended people and got deleted.

Offline SeventyX7

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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #24 on: January 28, 2011, 01:51:21 am »
This thread isn't really offensive to religions, that's why I think it's okay.

It's just lulzy photos about religions.

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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #25 on: January 28, 2011, 02:36:27 am »
just wait a little more and it would appear. That person who will screw this thread. That's the prophecy.

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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #26 on: January 28, 2011, 02:49:01 am »
aww they arent working for me, not even in IE, i love these posts  ;D
rehosted them in imageshack for you

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EDIT: i don't quite understand what i said either(the striked out one).
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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #27 on: January 28, 2011, 03:49:58 am »
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I think god is man's failed creation. Instead of making sense of things, this idea created three major religions who are at each other's throats because they all think they're the right way. God is an idea, not a being. That's just what I think.

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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #28 on: January 29, 2011, 07:29:21 pm »
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I think god is man's failed creation. Instead of making sense of things, this idea created three major religions who are at each other's throats because they all think they're the right way. God is an idea, not a being. That's just what I think.
well, this image is great. I think the same way as you do.

Offline Havoc10K

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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #29 on: January 30, 2011, 05:33:37 pm »
My input:
How to play God legally and have lots of fun in it :)

First of all, we have to remember tha playing god can be dangerous, but if we have everything we need, and don't screw up a spell cast, we can be pretty fucken awesome gods :D

first you have to register in World of Warcraft
then you select either an orc, a Tauren, A Draenei or a Dwarf
then you select a class
Shaman
you are on your way to Godhood
once you are capped level (85 atm)
and you are Elemental specialization
you are GOD incarnate
why ?
here is the list of abilities a Shaman has:
basic skills are healing waves, and there are a few of those
Lightning bolts and chain lightnings to punish the wicked
Lava burst with flame shock makes you die nearly instantly
my personal favorite is Earthquake, no god should leave home without it !
there are also totems you use to trick the poor god fearing idiots
Totems are many and the best used are :
Fire totems:
Searing Totem, blasting poor folks with fiery death.
Magma Totem, burning the skin off any unbeliever, both placed in a bush will make it so much more effective :)
or if you need to place fear into their minds just use a Greater Fire elemental Totem, and use your giant walking fire friend burn their shacks and eat their pies.
you need something more dreadful ? lets venture into earth totems
Greater Earth Elemental Totem will make all the enemies shudder in fear from your mighty hand of god, the Earth Golem walks the earth (silly) and ravages the minds of the weak hearted.
enough of totemic power display
the most useful godly skill is yet to be uncovered.
Waterwalking !
YES the pure proof of being a god, no god should call himself as such without this ability.
If they somehow menage to kill you you can always use Reincarnation !
Truly a masterpiece of being a god.

and if there is one that opposes you, just turn him into a frog :)

Offline Soryon

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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #30 on: January 30, 2011, 06:35:42 pm »
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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #31 on: January 30, 2011, 06:47:50 pm »
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Roll a pally, now that's real godmode.  :P

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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #32 on: January 30, 2011, 07:26:20 pm »
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just too funny. specially the third one, that's the perfect explanation, how could I miss it for so much time.

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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #33 on: January 30, 2011, 07:58:31 pm »
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Roll a pally, now that's real godmode.  :P
why ? cuz of bubble ? bubble doesn't save you from drowning lol :D
I prefer
/cast Earthquake
/y Shake it Baby !
=profit !

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Offline BrownMasterV

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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #35 on: January 30, 2011, 10:42:31 pm »
Proof that God exists.

Oh god she got me there. I think I'm going to convert to Christianity now fuck I just saw the light

Offline Havoc10K

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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #36 on: January 30, 2011, 10:45:26 pm »
now that got me to laugh and wake up my gf, she is about to enter the room and hit me on the head, she got to get up at 4 am tomoz, I feel bad that I had to wake her up with my laughter, is that supposed to be a question of the chicken and egg sort ?

Offline sdedalus83

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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #37 on: January 30, 2011, 10:50:34 pm »
Proof that God exists.
She might have given it a go had she taken her shirt off and posed the question: If there is no God, why do I have a pair of these?

If nothing else, she'd have converted dozens of hornball teenagers to her cause.

Offline Soryon

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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #38 on: January 30, 2011, 10:52:22 pm »
If that was not enuf to sway you into believing, be sure to check out her other videos.
She might have given it a go had she taken her shirt off and posed the question: If there is no God, why do I have a pair of these?
Better example of satan (Lust)

Offline Havoc10K

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Re: Let's make fun of religious absurdities
« Reply #39 on: January 30, 2011, 10:53:38 pm »
ok now lets get back to the topic of ridiculing religion, and not being affected with her, i mean, she looks good enough when she is messed up, did anyone noticed that she covered the window not to let the noon sun in ? must have been some nice party to have dreams like that XD