How to play God legally and have lots of fun in it
First of all, we have to remember tha playing god can be dangerous, but if we have everything we need, and don't screw up a spell cast, we can be pretty fucken awesome gods
first you have to register in World of Warcraft
then you select either an orc, a Tauren, A Draenei or a Dwarf
then you select a class
you are on your way to Godhood
once you are capped level (85 atm)
and you are Elemental specialization
you are GOD incarnate
here is the list of abilities a Shaman has:
basic skills are healing waves, and there are a few of those
Lightning bolts and chain lightnings to punish the wicked
Lava burst with flame shock makes you die nearly instantly
my personal favorite is Earthquake, no god should leave home without it !
there are also totems you use to trick the poor god fearing idiots
Totems are many and the best used are :
Searing Totem, blasting poor folks with fiery death.
Magma Totem, burning the skin off any unbeliever, both placed in a bush will make it so much more effective
or if you need to place fear into their minds just use a Greater Fire elemental Totem, and use your giant walking fire friend burn their shacks and eat their pies.
you need something more dreadful ? lets venture into earth totems
Greater Earth Elemental Totem will make all the enemies shudder in fear from your mighty hand of god, the Earth Golem walks the earth (silly) and ravages the minds of the weak hearted.
enough of totemic power display
the most useful godly skill is yet to be uncovered.
YES the pure proof of being a god, no god should call himself as such without this ability.
If they somehow menage to kill you you can always use Reincarnation !
Truly a masterpiece of being a god.
and if there is one that opposes you, just turn him into a frog