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Offline nstgc

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Jokes about your profession.
« on: September 26, 2011, 11:46:52 pm »
I just hear a funny joke earlier today:

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So share your own professions jokes.

[edit] could a mod move this to "Just for Laughs". Sorry.

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Re: Jokes about your profession.
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2011, 12:23:33 am »
How many molecules of a crystal can make a super saturated solution go boom?

Answer:

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Re: Jokes about your profession.
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2011, 12:23:55 am »

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Re: Jokes about your profession.
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2011, 12:45:46 am »
http://www.projectcartoon.com/cartoon/2

I have a version of this printed out and taped to my wall at work.
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Re: Jokes about your profession.
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2011, 12:50:43 am »
http://www.projectcartoon.com/cartoon/2

I have a version of this printed out and taped to my wall at work.
Haha, that one got me.

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Re: Jokes about your profession.
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2011, 01:31:34 am »
It's funny to me because it's true.  I live it every day!
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Re: Jokes about your profession.
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2011, 03:08:56 am »
My job doesn't need to be parodied. The usual shit should be enough

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Re: Jokes about your profession.
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2011, 10:05:29 am »
http://www.projectcartoon.com/cartoon/2

I have a version of this printed out and taped to my wall at work.

I was shown this version all the time.

My job doesn't need to be parodied. The usual shit should be enough

http://notalwaysright.com/?s=tech+support

I personally prefer TDWTF.

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Re: Jokes about your profession.
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2011, 12:50:33 pm »
http://www.projectcartoon.com/cartoon/2

I have a version of this printed out and taped to my wall at work.

I was shown this version all the time.


Ah, yeah, that's it, that's the one I have on my wall at work.
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Re: Jokes about your profession.
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2011, 02:06:19 am »
http://www.revergestudios.com/reblog/uploads/ReCode/languages1.jpg

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Re: Jokes about your profession.
« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2011, 10:38:36 pm »
Fuck it, t'was atrocious.
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Re: Jokes about your profession.
« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2011, 09:26:08 am »
http://www.projectcartoon.com/cartoon/2

I have a version of this printed out and taped to my wall at work.
this one is just epic.

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Re: Jokes about your profession.
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2012, 12:29:15 am »
I work in a sex shop. Oddly enough, I haven't heard any jokes about the profession, but I'm sure they're out there. Anyone got a good one?

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Re: Jokes about your profession.
« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2012, 01:10:34 am »
I work in a sex shop. Oddly enough, I haven't heard any jokes about the profession, but I'm sure they're out there. Anyone got a good one?

Paraphrasing a story one of my friends likes to repeat to new people he meets.  You may not find it half as amusing as we do, though; the art is in the storytelling, and in deliberately trying to embarrass someone you hardly know by putting their name in the story.

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Re: Jokes about your profession.
« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2012, 01:29:39 am »
 :laugh:

I liked it.

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Re: Jokes about your profession.
« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2012, 03:04:27 am »
:laugh:

I liked it.

Although I shouldn't encourage him, I'll be sure to mention it to my friend.   :D   It's like one of three or four jokes he always enjoys telling over and over.
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Re: Jokes about your profession.
« Reply #19 on: May 31, 2012, 07:22:32 pm »
It's actually pretty accurate, too.

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