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Offline Dex_Belle

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Forum Brawl!
« on: July 08, 2012, 12:04:29 am »
A large fight has broken out and you are part of it!! Use your amazing fighting skills or perhaps your dumb luck to survive. Whether you are fueled by anger, fighting spirit, the desire to stay alive, or honor you must do your best to keep on fighting.

Rules are simple:

              First you describe how you evade, block, counter, or just survive the attack of the previous poster
              Then you explain how you attack the next poster

You can type out your action or use pictures
Try to be creative with this!

                                                  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

As first poster, I shall be the start of this brawl. And, of course, such a potentially large fight must be started by something stupid.

While walking, I don't notice my shoelace is untied. I step on it and end up stumbling into you.
« Last Edit: July 08, 2012, 12:11:51 am by Dex_Belle »

Offline TiYlER

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Re: Forum Brawl!
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2012, 12:17:37 am »
I, the crowned king of Deluserdom, have been hit by some no good commoner who can't even tie his laces. He tries to apologise, but these ears are not meant to receive pleas from such bugs. I kick the commoner off of me.

One of his friends happens by and joins in the fight. I take out a knife that was hidden on me, and use it to go after the friend.
「発想の転換が必要なの。あれ、これどっかで聞いたなぁって思ったら、まず逆を考えるわけ。そしたら新しいものが生まれてくるかもしれないじゃない」
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Offline BowlofRice

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Re: Forum Brawl!
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2012, 05:59:38 am »
How dare you try and stab an innocent bowl of rice! Employing my smooth, stripped surface, your attacks slip away and do no damage.

I see his buddy join this gathering and I prepare the spiciest curry my bowl can muster and aim to launch it into their unsuspecting mouths! Muahahahaha! Burn! BURN!

Offline undetz

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Re: Forum Brawl!
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2012, 01:07:33 pm »
It's late and I'm tired. As I was brought up properly I put my hand in front of my mouth as I yawn, the curry harmlessly splatters off the back of my hand.

Confused I shake my hand to get rid of at least some of the sticky stuff it was hit with, the spicy curry flies towards the eyes of the next poster.

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Re: Forum Brawl!
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2012, 01:24:12 pm »
Thankfully, I worn glasses, although I don't really see anything now that they are dirty.

Walking blindly toward the restroom where I intend to was my glasses, I accidentally knock down a table with a bowl of very hot soup on it.
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Offline Dex_Belle

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Re: Forum Brawl!
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2012, 08:23:05 pm »
I was sitting at the table waiting for my bowl of soup to cool down when the table is knocked over by some blind idiot. My soup slides down the table toward me as the table is being tipped over. It gets all over my new heat resistant pants.

Having gotten soup over my new pants, I rage. I pick up my chair and hurl it toward you

Offline undetz

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Re: Forum Brawl!
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2012, 10:50:30 pm »
Through the shaking of my hand I create a flow of air strong enough to divert the course of the chair and make it miss me. At least my hand is clean now.

There is now a spicy chair flying through the air.

Offline Dex_Belle

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Re: Forum Brawl!
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2015, 04:07:52 pm »
I dodge the chair by stepping through a time portal that sends me 3 years into the future

I come out disoriented and swing my arms wildly at the nearest user

Offline buchno

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Re: Forum Brawl!
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2015, 05:03:55 pm »
Confused, thinking undetz and BowlofRice had returned, I take several hits to the jaw. Thankfully, with my expert reaction time, I take a bite and lock on to his hand, using my Poké-powers to evolve us into a Broking.

Startled, Dex tries to shake me off, not noticing the nearby user.
« Last Edit: April 15, 2015, 05:06:43 pm by buchno »

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Re: Forum Brawl!
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2015, 11:25:39 pm »
Deciding now is as good a time as any, I just jump into the fight after being hit by buchno for the hell of it, flipping the table at nearest user.
(that's quite the bump there, belleboy)
« Last Edit: April 15, 2015, 11:28:34 pm by Krudda »

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Re: Forum Brawl!
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2015, 11:40:59 pm »
I skillfully SUCK UP the table, and the use my NEEDLE STORM attack on the above user.

It's very effective !

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Re: Forum Brawl!
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2015, 11:51:00 pm »
Fool! This is a brawl, you have no super powers.

You're also supposed to attack the next user dammit (which was me anyway)

I dodge the attack by using thread rules, which outpower every other move.
Then I proceed to flip yet moar tables, some of them on fire.

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Re: Forum Brawl!
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2015, 11:53:20 pm »
* blackhole breaks all flaming tables with flame shield
* blackhole slams Krudda with nearby chair.

It's super effective !

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Re: Forum Brawl!
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2015, 11:58:41 pm »
Dammit, you can't choose your target.

* Krudda gets up, covered in blood.

"You think a chair can stop me?"
Ha me ka me.......

Offline blackhole

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Re: Forum Brawl!
« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2015, 12:23:06 am »
* blackhole ducks
* blackhole rolls under enemy
* blackhole grabs a bottle
* blackhole drinks contents
* blackhole hits enemy

all under 1 second.

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Re: Forum Brawl!
« Reply #15 on: April 16, 2015, 12:46:06 am »
Mea ha ha ha! I laced all the drinks here with poison!

That bottle really hurt, but I have a thick skull.

* Krudda drops a grenade and runs outside

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Re: Forum Brawl!
« Reply #16 on: April 16, 2015, 12:53:42 am »
The bar (we're in a bar shhh) explodes and I, being on the edge of the explosion radius, get blown forward and out of the building.

A person who happens to be walking by trips over my lying (but alive) body.
「発想の転換が必要なの。あれ、これどっかで聞いたなぁって思ったら、まず逆を考えるわけ。そしたら新しいものが生まれてくるかもしれないじゃない」
muh dick

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Re: Forum Brawl!
« Reply #17 on: April 16, 2015, 01:24:08 am »
* Krudda notices the woman lying on top of TiYlER



* Krudda begins flying around. Propelled by blood.

Offline Dex_Belle

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Re: Forum Brawl!
« Reply #18 on: April 16, 2015, 01:26:36 am »
I jump on the Krudda blood rocket and start riding it

I then steer him into an unlucky user

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Re: Forum Brawl!
« Reply #19 on: April 16, 2015, 08:09:14 am »
*Dex runs into a pole, kills himself, unsuspecting user dodges me, i pick up my crown and leave*

Well that was easy, free coins for everybody!

*throws coins into the unsuspecting masses*