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Offline Mistgun_Zero

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Re: Forum Brawl!
« Reply #80 on: October 28, 2015, 03:51:06 am »
*Mistgun uses WhiteHole. It removes Blackhole from existence.

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Offline Dex_Belle

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Re: Forum Brawl!
« Reply #81 on: November 12, 2015, 06:34:18 am »
Without a blackhole in the center of our galaxy, our solar system floats off into space

Angered at the changing cosmos, I go on a shooting spree. I only have one bullet so I decided to just shoot the next poster

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Re: Forum Brawl!
« Reply #82 on: November 12, 2015, 07:14:38 am »
But the next poster also has the same idea and the bullets collide in midair, ricochet off each other and fly toward the next poster who just happens to...

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Re: Forum Brawl!
« Reply #83 on: November 12, 2015, 09:43:43 am »
intensifying due to the increased pressure in the bar.

The surrounding farts and belches form around blackhole and shoot like a pulsar geyser towards the next poster ...

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Re: Forum Brawl!
« Reply #84 on: November 20, 2015, 05:15:43 am »
Good thing I wore my hazmat suit today or that would have been a problem

There is toxic bar gas filling the room so I have to quarantine the entire bar by tenting it off so no one can leave.

Offline Mistgun_Zero

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Re: Forum Brawl!
« Reply #85 on: November 20, 2015, 05:19:05 am »
Puts up tent. Starts making meth. Breaking Bad style.

Selling meth is problematic. Let's mix meth with Coca-Cola and pepsi and other fizzy drinks and sell it like that. Those companies will do anything not to have their sales tarnished or get themselves a bad name. Success!!!

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Re: Forum Brawl!
« Reply #86 on: November 20, 2015, 07:23:50 am »
We need to test potential lethality first, so the next poster volunteers to scull a glass of coke enriched... Coke

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Re: Forum Brawl!
« Reply #87 on: January 15, 2016, 06:30:09 pm »
* Dex_Belle happily drinks the meth drink, but it doesn't seem to have any effect other than reviving the thread.

* Dex_Belle breaks the glass the ground by the only exit and then steals everyone's shoes.


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Re: Forum Brawl!
« Reply #88 on: January 15, 2016, 06:45:46 pm »
* blackhole floats about flawlessly evading the broken glass.

* blackhole drops a few bits of anti-matter and dark matter, the next person to open the door (or what remains of them) will be very surprised.

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Re: Forum Brawl!
« Reply #89 on: January 15, 2016, 11:02:06 pm »
The anti-matter reacts and destroys the tavern and JoonasTo walks past the dark matter as it is just a drop in an ocean all around us.

He gives the person in front of him a legal statement that they have to rebuild the Tavern.

Because we can!

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Re: Forum Brawl!
« Reply #90 on: January 17, 2016, 08:28:06 pm »
Krudda quickly employs "workload passoff", shifting his legal troubles onto the next unsuspecting poster.

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* blackhole floats about flawlessly evading the broken glass.

* blackhole drops a few bits of anti-matter and dark matter, the next person to open the door (or what remains of them) will be very surprised.
Krudda opens the door to find a naked, blackhole and promptly dies from the shock.
Witnesses report his final words to have been "its hideous"

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Re: Forum Brawl!
« Reply #91 on: January 17, 2016, 10:20:54 pm »
* Dex_Belle skillfully builds a new and improved bar with his bare hands

The new bar is rigged with deadly booby traps all over it that don't go off when I go through

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Re: Forum Brawl!
« Reply #92 on: January 17, 2016, 10:41:54 pm »
* blackhole fondles boobies and tosses the remaining traps at the next entering poster.

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Re: Forum Brawl!
« Reply #93 on: January 17, 2016, 10:51:58 pm »
* Krudda sells the traps to the highest bidder for a huge profit. Little boys that look like girls are in popular demand, it seems.
* Krudda uses the profit to buy a bucket, fill it with water and suspend it above the door.
« Last Edit: January 17, 2016, 10:55:20 pm by Krudda »