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Offline Semnae

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Do Cat Girls Really Exist?
« on: September 25, 2016, 06:46:57 pm »
I've had some strange haircut stories over the years, and this one certainly ranks up there. I needed to get detergent at Walmart, so I decided to get my haircut while I was their instead of my usual place. So I sat down in the chair and a woman wearing an apron with long hair covering her ears began cutting my hair. I don't normally talk with the stylist when getting my hair cut, so I just sat there in silence.

After about a minute, the stylist began to purr while cutting my hair. I had to fight with everything I had to keep from bursting out in laughter! It wasn't like a human trying to imitate a cat purring. It sounded just like an actual cat purr!

The skeptical side of me was thinking there had to be a rational explanation. Maybe she had a cold, and the congestion made her normal breathing sound like a cat purring? I was intently listening, waiting for her to cough or sneeze, but it never happened. I paid for my haircut and left wondering... do cat girls really exist?

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Re: Do Cat Girls Really Exist?
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2016, 07:02:11 pm »
I... I... no.

I'll just leave this here


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Re: Do Cat Girls Really Exist?
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2016, 11:24:29 pm »
What the fuck, Semnae? It's like they didn't teach you anything in school. Of course, cat girls exist! What do you think happens when a cat and a human fall in love? Are you being racist on purpose or are you that ignorant? As a mixed cat octopus person myself, it feels like you are attacking me. Love between cats and humans is natural! Why are you being so bigoted and judgmental! It's fucking 2016!
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Re: Do Cat Girls Really Exist?
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2016, 11:39:53 pm »
What the fuck, Semnae? It's like they didn't teach you anything in school. Of course, cat girls exist! What do you think happens when a cat and a human fall in love? Are you being racist on purpose or are you that ignorant? As a mixed cat octopus person myself, it feels like you are attacking me. Love between cats and humans is natural! Why are you being so bigoted and judgmental! It's fucking 2016!

DAMN IT MAN! RULE 34! RULE 34!

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Re: Do Cat Girls Really Exist?
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2016, 12:09:49 am »
Cat girls exist in the hearts and minds of weaboos the world over. Of course they are real.

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Re: Do Cat Girls Really Exist?
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2016, 12:32:54 am »
I think this is for sure a story you should share with your students

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Re: Do Cat Girls Really Exist?
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2016, 12:41:24 pm »
The skeptical side of me was thinking there had to be a rational explanation. Maybe she had a cold, and the congestion made her normal breathing sound like a cat purring? I was intently listening, waiting for her to cough or sneeze, but it never happened. I paid for my haircut and left wondering... do cat girls really exist?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purr

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Re: Do Cat Girls Really Exist?
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2016, 02:31:24 pm »
Purr Purr.

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Re: Do Cat Girls Really Exist?
« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2016, 12:09:06 am »
Well, gene splicing would probably turn out more like the movie than cute anime neko girls. Well, it would be way worse actually. Like nightmarish grotesque failures.

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Re: Do Cat Girls Really Exist?
« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2016, 09:09:32 am »
Cat girls exist in the hearts and minds of weaboos the world over. Of course they are real.

I totally agree  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Do Cat Girls Really Exist?
« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2016, 12:00:57 am »
Just like Donald Trump, Laws of Physics and me, Cat Girls DO exist.
I even know the planet they are on, I just stay around here for Animu :)

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Re: Do Cat Girls Really Exist?
« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2016, 04:15:38 am »
While researching PSE (Epilepsy), I came across proof, that catgirls exist in real life.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_hysteria#Cat_nuns_.28France.2C_Middle_Ages.29

Maybe this is why Index constantly bites Touma
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_hysteria#Europe_.2815th_century.29
« Last Edit: December 19, 2016, 04:22:21 am by Krudda »

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Re: Do Cat Girls Really Exist?
« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2016, 04:52:17 am »
While researching PSE (Epilepsy), I came across proof, that catgirls exist in real life.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_hysteria#Cat_nuns_.28France.2C_Middle_Ages.29

Maybe this is why Index constantly bites Touma
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_hysteria#Europe_.2815th_century.29

sounds like brain damage to me.