You must have the ability to hide your presence from people .
Today I was a Wal-Mart and I scared a worker so bad she dropped her box of canned food.
I mean, she didn't even have headphones in.
I was squeaking (I need new shoes).
I called out to her a few steps before (EXCUSE Me...MISS?).
Right when I was a good deal closer, but not in her face or touching because...fuck people who pull that shit...I announced myself again.
It wasn't until I placed my hand on the shelf behind her & repeated myself that she JUMPED and dropped her box of cans.
While I asked my question she looked white as a ghost and a bit startled.
Which, considering she was black, was a rather magical thing.
Man...it's like...Fuck IT.
I need to get a job as a spy or something.
I'll be wearing a fucking bright pink shirt with 'KILL YOU' in giant lettering and STILL be able to take out my target.