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Offline undetz

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #7440 on: July 19, 2016, 06:27:10 pm »
Now people assume you're capable of empthy, and you have to explain that you're not. All the time.

Also, kiljoules of pain? wtf?

I want to break free
I want to break free from your lies
You're so self-satisified I don't need you
I've got to break free

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #7441 on: July 21, 2016, 04:05:05 pm »
I'll hunt you down
I'll hunt you down, and trap you in lies
You're trapped in my conceit
I've got a trap just for you

I wish that I would have a pint of GOOD beer.

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #7442 on: July 21, 2016, 07:21:14 pm »
The pint has a manufacturing error, so the beer is completely enclosed in glass that wil shatter if you try to break it or make a hole in it.

I want to dance in style, dance for a while.

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #7443 on: July 31, 2016, 04:41:16 pm »
It's been 10 days and none of you could come up with something? Fine! So be it. I'll just ruin my own wish then, you lazy asses.

For a while I dance in style, I'm the most stylish dancer in the world in fact. But then.... the power of the wish fades and I once again return to my current state of non-stylishness. I will forever remember the time I was able to dance with sadness, and regret that I will never again be able to dance even a tenth as well.


And now: I want flowery falukorv for lunch!

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #7444 on: August 03, 2016, 06:50:34 pm »
Granted. But it's at my lunch time, GMT+5:30.

I wish for world peas. I don't know what that is though...

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #7445 on: August 03, 2016, 11:23:08 pm »
There are about 4000 peas in a 1kg bag if you buy them frozen. Your world peas, however, are the size of earth, each weighs about 6.13515*10^20 tonnes, adding about 40% to the earth's mass as they spontaneously appear near you. Practically all lifeforms are immediately wiped out as the earth is covered under roughly 10^20 or 10^21 kilometers of pea. As gravity takes effect this sphere will shrink considerably and heat up near the center. Between Mars and Venus is now a sphere of very dense pea soup that orbits the sun and being kept at a nice boil, at its center is a rocky bit that will definitely damage your teeth if you bite it. There is both peace and peas on earth, and no human will ever need to go hungry again, mostly on account of being dead, but we shouldn't let details like that get us down.


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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #7446 on: August 04, 2016, 06:18:37 am »
Granted, but it was so dark you couldn't see it.

I wish someone did this math in greek numbers: 8694/44
on a single A4 page.

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #7447 on: August 04, 2016, 04:17:26 pm »
Done, and joke's on you. Greek numerals are decimal-based so it took about 30 seconds :p

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #7448 on: September 15, 2016, 03:27:49 pm »
Granted. But my cat slept on it. And now it's smelly af.

I wish I have a 50 TH/s Bitcoin miner

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #7449 on: September 18, 2016, 05:13:42 pm »
Your bitcoin miner produces 50 th/s. It is very, very hot.

I wish someone would post a third song in the Fitting Song thread.

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #7450 on: September 19, 2016, 09:56:34 am »
Someone posted a while ago. It got DMCA take down and its uploader got arrested by the Navy SEALs and CIA removed his existence on the internet world.

I wish I have a 100TB NAS.

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #7451 on: September 19, 2016, 10:47:28 am »
Done. You have one file torrented and stored on it. Judge being an idiot did not understand it and decreed that you be jailed for amount with the formula 1GB NAS size = 1 year jail. So you ended up in Jail for 100 years. The Judge was actually nice but had forgotten that we had moved past when 1.44MB floppy disk was the biggest size you get. He meant for you to be jailed for a very very less time.

Wish for you to get a new ava/sig set.

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #7452 on: September 19, 2016, 04:36:48 pm »
Done: due to shenanigans in space-time, everyone just perceives it the same as the old one.

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #7453 on: September 21, 2016, 11:20:16 pm »
Alright, but it sucks. Production was hurried, the publisher made the developer release it early, it's full of bugs, sells badly, gets no support, the gameplay is bad, it tends to crash during important fights, has invasive DRM and requires you to be always online, it is way overpriced, it deviates from the source material, and the plot ended up being stitched together from 3 different drafts by a person who wrote none of them.

I want to be somebody.