my uncle told this joke at my grand parrents house yesterday...
So 3 dogs at the SPCA are chatting and the oldest dog says : i am here cauz i am getting to0 old and my owner can't afford my medical bills anymore so he gave me up!
The dog next to him says : i sympathise with you buddy my owner brought me here cauz the kid is allergic to me so he had to give me up too.
then both dogs turn to the last dog and ask : why are you here?
3rd dog says: me? well you see i fuck everything, the banister, the legs on the chair and i even screwed the owner's leg But this morning the owner's wife was bending over to get something out of the oven and i could not help myself so i gave it to her!
The two other dogs look at eachother knowing why he was there but still ask : So your owner gave you up for that heh?
*Give me up?! no way! the owner wife brought me here to get my nails clipped
