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Just a Plain Good Laugh
Tatsujin:
So, an Angel came down to three men questioning their last moments in life. He told them in order to go to Heaven, they better have a damn good reason ...
Man A -- I came home, really sweaty, pissed off, in a bad mood and my day ... no, it wasn't my day what-so-ever. I walk inside the house, and catch my wife's boots, along with some man's boots ... a man other than myself! "..." were my thoughts. And so I decide to search for this bastard in my apartment, from corner to corner. I went to the living room, to the bedroom, and the balcony and there was no one to be found. Then I hear my wife's singing in the shower ... Oh oh, maybe they're in the shower? How good is that. I go to the bathroom, rip the binders off, stare at my wife's naked body ... she does look good on another note, but there was no man with her in the shower. So I decided to relax outside the balcony ..., and when I do ... I see this motha' f@%'a hanging by the edge of my freakin' balcony! Oh hell no, .. I snapped and stomped harshly on his fingers ... but this guy didn't fall, I spate on his face, he still didn't fall, I go back inside and grab a couch and I toss it at him ... the motha f%!@'a still didn't fall, so I grab a knife and chop his fingers off and he finally fell. Oh wait, he's not dead yet ~ I go back inside, grab my huge white fridge and go back outside and toss this thing at him ending his miserable life. Afterwards, I felt dizzy, my heart raced very fast as if I caught a heart attack or something ... I think I did, and I died.
Man B -- Well, I was on the balcony, on the third floor ... and I was hanging my clothes and I slipped and fell off, but in some godly-way I caught the edge of the balcony that was beneath my apartment. Then this asshole comes out of nowhere, stomps on my fingers, spits on me, tosses a couch at me, then cuts my fingers and I land on the floor .. and then tosses a huge white fridge at me and I die.
Man C -- (click to show/hide) I was naked in that huge white fridge. :(
Yea ... yea, I hope you had a good laugh. =)
mgz:
why did the chicken cross the road ?
(click to show/hide)to get the retard who was chasing it hit by a car lol
not to funny but still worth a chuckle if your evil like me
kyubixmunky:
*said to a person in a wheelchair*
Why did the chicken cross the road?
(click to show/hide)Because it could.
Lucerin Red:
To all the loli's in the house
mgz:
some what offensive joke
What do you call a fag in a wheel chair ?
(click to show/hide)roll aids
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