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Just a Plain Good Laugh
relic2279:
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EclipseSin:
There were three guys in a forest.
Then they were being attacked by cannibals.
The cannibals said that they wouldn't eat them if they bring back 10 of the same fruit.
So the three guys go into the forest to get the fruit.
The first guy comes back with 10 apples.
Then the cannibals say, "Now the second thing you have to do is shove them up your a$$ without changing the expression on your face."
So the guy shoves the first apple up his a$$ and then whinces. So the cannibals eat him.
Then the second guy comes back with 10 berries.
Then the cannibals say, "Now the second thing you have to do is shove them up your a$$ without changing the expression on your face."
So the guy shoves 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8... then starts to laugh. So the cannibals eat him.
Then in heaven, the first guy says to the second guy, "Why did you laugh?! You almost had it!" Then the second guy says, "I saw the other guy coming with pineapples!"
Lucerin Red:
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k0d0chaa:
--- Quote from: EclipseSin on October 30, 2008, 01:08:12 AM ---There were three guys in a forest.
Then they were being attacked by cannibals.
The cannibals said that they wouldn't eat them if they bring back 10 of the same fruit.
So the three guys go into the forest to get the fruit.
The first guy comes back with 10 apples.
Then the cannibals say, "Now the second thing you have to do is shove them up your a$$ without changing the expression on your face."
So the guy shoves the first apple up his a$$ and then whinces. So the cannibals eat him.
Then the second guy comes back with 10 berries.
Then the cannibals say, "Now the second thing you have to do is shove them up your a$$ without changing the expression on your face."
So the guy shoves 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8... then starts to laugh. So the cannibals eat him.
Then in heaven, the first guy says to the second guy, "Why did you laugh?! You almost had it!" Then the second guy says, "I saw the other guy coming with pineapples!"
--- End quote ---
theres these three guys that stay at a hotel.
and they have to pay 30$ to stay there,
so they divide it among them so they each give 10$ to the butler to give to the manager
but when the manager gets it, he noticed that he overcharged them 5$
so he decides to give 2$ to the butler and 1$ to all 3 residents of the hotel
which means each resident payed 9$
9 X 3 = 27 plus the 2$ that the butler has = 29$
what happened to the other dolor!!!?????
it's not technically a joke... but who ever answers this correctly wins a cookie ;D
EclipseSin:
their is no other dollar.
25 was kept by the manager, 2 was given to the butler, and 3 went back to their owners.
30-5=25+2=27+3=30
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