Rate my dream lulz

[zoidchan]

So I had some dream yesterday and wanted to share

Premise: I talked to this guy about some job on Friday. He told me to send him my resume and he will call back monday to let me know. The job involves ASP, Javascript, SQL and HTML, so I spent a good amount of times (by good amoung of times, I mean a couple of hours and 5 hours of sleeping my face off reading) just browsing and reading up the entire weekend. So Monday comes around and I'm kinda nervous.......

[dream 1]
I sleep in the living room cuz my room is too hot. And my family set up table in the living room for every meal. Monday morning, I woke up to my parents already eating breakfast. Rather strange, my parents always wake me up for breakfast...As I was falling asleep, an old man calls. I can tell that he is from that company applied to. He's mumbling something in a really low voice and my parents are so damn loud. I think he was telling me that I did get the job, but I wasn't sure since I couldn't really hear him so I tell him I'll call him back but I'm so very happy   ... THEN I WOKE UP TO MY PARENTS SETTING UP TABLE. IT WAS A FUCKING DREAM.

[dream 2]
So the second dream came in between the first dream and right before I woke up.....
Me and my mom are in a women's locker room, which looked like my first highschool gym locker room. But it's in basement and I'm really nervous that they might call me about the job and I won't have signal to get the phone call. Me and my mom were changing anyway. I'm left alone, changing, only wearing a shirt and panties when an old guy, white haired, and in suit comes up to me (mind you it was a girl's locker room). He says like a show host (or that scam advertisement where they come to you "you won a million dollars!!") "YOU GOT THE JOB!!!!"
and i was like " BUT I DON'T HAVE MY PANTS ON!!" the guy responds, "don't worry, we'll find you one!!!"  next thing I remember was me picking out some short shorts and wore it. then he comes back to me "see, i told you we'll find one!"



I never got a call from them on Monday. BUT i did get a hopeful email from them . anyway, i thought it was funny and thought i'd share it with you guys.

[mgz]

i got bored 2 sentences into dream 1 not even gonna bother reading further

[kureshii]

I sleep in the living room cuz my room is too hot.

Hot damn, your dream is intruding into my reality! (Or is it the other way round?) I've been sleeping on the couch since the year started for the exact same reason, though oddly the couch is actually comfier than my bed, which has squeaky springs =\

"don't worry, we'll find you one!!!"
I LOLed at that XD

[psyren]

i got bored 2 sentences into dream 1 not even gonna bother reading further

Don't post if you're gonna be a fucking smartarse then.

@zoid: LOL @ the second one!

[mgz]

i got bored 2 sentences into dream 1 not even gonna bother reading further

Don't post if you're gonna be a fucking smartarse then.

@zoid: LOL @ the second one!

not trying to be a smart ass i got bored of reading it during the complaint of temperature

[molbjerg]

Well, I like the bit with you in a shirt and panties <_<

But yeah, funny dreams, it's weird when reality and dreamland collide.

I'm still doing the job hunting thing, I fucking hate it.


And mgz you're such a noob

[Jesta23]

I to often dream about the things going on in my life when im either really excited or really worried about them.

Dreams are very fascinating to me, im trying to remember mine more and more so i can see what im doing when i sleep. But man some mornings its just blank, or so fuzzy it doesnt make sense.

When you realize your dreaming, and still in the dream you can have quite a bit of fun. Do things you normally couldnt do, but usually i dont realize its a dream untill im about to wake up. Or i realize its a dream, but it just doesnt sink in if that makes sense.

This all comes from a nightmare i had over and over as a child. I would be walking up the stairs of some place and I could feel a monster behind me pulling me down. Almost like a intense wind. I would struggle to make it up the stairs. And sometimes i would make it and everything would be fine. But most of the time I would fall down the stairs and wake up scared before anything happened.

Untill one day Instead of going up the stairs i ran out the door that was halfway up. The monster chased me outside untill i got down the street where it caught up. But this time for some reason i didnt wake up. I grabbed a stick and turned around to start attacking the monster. I don't remember what it looked like. But i remember beating it untill i woke up.

Since then, I have had the dream maybe 5 or 6 times, which is far less then i used to. But everytime i have it i dont run. I let myself get sucked downstairs and fight the monster.

Anyway, since then i have really been interested in my dreams, why we have them, and if they could hold any possible meanings in reality.

[bcr123]

I usually can't remember my dreams in that much detail.

[nstgc]

The first one was lame, the second one was okay. I gave the two together a 2.

[beezer08]

Both were just average and a little plain, so a 3 will do I guess.

Tho I haven't had a dream that I remembered in a while, the ones I do are normally completely ridiculous in terms of the events that happen in them.

[Proin Drakenzol]

sorry, epic fail except for the zoid in panties and shirt image.

[zoidchan]

The first one was lame, the second one was okay. I gave the two together a 2.

BOTH DREAMS WERE LAME. I was actually happy that I got the job until I realized they all were fucking dreams. UGH

My resume looks empty and my heart is broken. /QQ

[daley]

Well, I like the bit with you in a shirt and panties <_<

that was my fave bit too! go zoidy~   <3

i had a mega mega mega smut dream the other morning. its too naughty to share

[BakaBT]

Originally posted by Malus:

sorry, epic fail except for the zoid in panties and shirt image.

gay proin is gay.

[nstgc]

The first one was lame, the second one was okay. I gave the two together a 2.

BOTH DREAMS WERE LAME. I was actually happy that I got the job until I realized they all were fucking dreams. UGH

My resume looks empty and my heart is broken. /QQ

Huh? I thought you thought your dreams were funny.

[Proin Drakenzol]

sorry, epic fail except for the zoid in panties and shirt image.

gay proin is gay.

gay malus likes gay proin's penis in his gay anus.

[fohfoh]

sorry, epic fail except for the zoid in panties and shirt image.

gay proin is gay.

gay malus likes gay proin's penis in his gay anus.

Obviously all of it is still in Nah's pants... which is what Nah wants or is his dream anyways. Or at least that's what it sounds like from all of the random banter in Agent from Nah.

Nah likes to say: "GET IN MY PANTS"

Back on topic... Interesting dream. Don't we always get those public panty/underwear dreams? I giggled... slightly. Funny dream.

[BakaBT]

Originally posted by Malus:

sorry, epic fail except for the zoid in panties and shirt image.

gay proin is gay.

gay malus likes gay proin's penis in his gay anus.

>_> my anus is a one way street!!! so stfu chewie you international multi-laned planetverse highway fag!!! <3

al - get in my pants.

zoid you should hear about my dreams XD ...

[fohfoh]

Bitch no!

NAH GET IN MY PANTS NOW! I'M NOT ASKING NICELY AGAIN!



There's a setup for a nice nightmare or two... Nah in someone's pants.