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Offline pipitugaboy

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Re: [Game] Let's Start a Story
« Reply #820 on: August 25, 2010, 03:37:29 AM »
His toothfairy that says, you can make 1 wish.. and 1 wish only within the boundaries of this universe....
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Re: [Game] Let's Start a Story
« Reply #821 on: August 25, 2010, 04:23:02 AM »
Though unfortunately the wish didn't go through since the fairy misspelled a very important word in the script  ::)
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Re: [Game] Let's Start a Story
« Reply #822 on: August 25, 2010, 04:36:19 AM »
and poof he became a frog

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Re: [Game] Let's Start a Story
« Reply #823 on: August 25, 2010, 05:58:42 AM »
Though unfortunately the wish didn't go through since the fairy misspelled a very important word in the script  ::)
Fixed :x
Cut me some slack =P Had night shift and posting from work.. Kinda tired =P
And now I'm at home I can't sleep =(

Anyway!

And the frog leaped towards a big rock.

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Re: [Game] Let's Start a Story
« Reply #824 on: August 25, 2010, 06:21:46 AM »
and "SPLAT" the injured hero sits on it, green from goo splashes everywhere ... no wishes for the hero.
EDIT: Sorry, not paying attention
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Re: [Game] Let's Start a Story
« Reply #825 on: August 25, 2010, 07:03:29 AM »
and "SPLAT" the injured hero sits on it, green from goo splashes everywhere ... no wishes for the hero.

and poof he became a frog

basicly.. The hero turned into a frog =P

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Re: [Game] Let's Start a Story
« Reply #826 on: August 25, 2010, 11:35:53 AM »
A wizard popped out of nowhere and said to the frog: "I'll transform you back into what you were before, but only if you do something for me, I need someone to..."

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Re: [Game] Let's Start a Story
« Reply #827 on: August 25, 2010, 01:13:54 PM »
....inherit my curse. he said to the frog
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Re: [Game] Let's Start a Story
« Reply #828 on: August 25, 2010, 01:20:50 PM »
"This curse is exceptionally painful" continued the wizard with a look of malice upon his face.

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Re: [Game] Let's Start a Story
« Reply #829 on: August 25, 2010, 04:45:21 PM »
the frog said: "I don't care, it sure must be better than being a motherfuckin frog for the rest of your life!!". The wizard laughed, because he knew the curse was far worse than that, for this curse caused its bearer to...

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Re: [Game] Let's Start a Story
« Reply #830 on: August 26, 2010, 05:30:23 PM »
...dissappear forever!

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Re: [Game] Let's Start a Story
« Reply #831 on: August 26, 2010, 05:35:11 PM »
One more added bonus of the curse was making everyone in your life think that you were born a Hidyoshi.

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Re: [Game] Let's Start a Story
« Reply #832 on: August 26, 2010, 06:43:30 PM »
Which isn't a bad prejudice per se because Hideyoshi's get to enjoy their own private bath areas.

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Re: [Game] Let's Start a Story
« Reply #833 on: August 26, 2010, 06:46:26 PM »
Oh, but that's not all! Along with everybody thinking that you're Hideyoshi, you will actually become some sort of a neutral-gendered being. Basically, your dick will rot off.

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Re: [Game] Let's Start a Story
« Reply #834 on: August 26, 2010, 06:52:41 PM »
Then the wizard said: "Hurry up, I don't have all day. You can either take the red pill and become a genderless Hideyoshi forever or take the blue pill and forget all of this happened and stay as a frog forever. So what will it be?"

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Re: [Game] Let's Start a Story
« Reply #835 on: August 26, 2010, 06:54:55 PM »
the frog said "bah! I'll makemy own pills!" and then he left.

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Re: [Game] Let's Start a Story
« Reply #836 on: August 26, 2010, 07:09:36 PM »
As he left he thought about all the hookers and blackjack that his pills would have.

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Re: [Game] Let's Start a Story
« Reply #837 on: August 26, 2010, 08:56:47 PM »
The thought of him making suppositories instead of pills also crossed his mind.

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Re: [Game] Let's Start a Story
« Reply #838 on: August 27, 2010, 02:33:44 AM »
It was then that he realized the tentacle was the way to save his life.

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Re: [Game] Let's Start a Story
« Reply #839 on: August 27, 2010, 08:17:19 AM »
The time has come to put all the stuff he learned from the myriad of hentais he saw to good use. He thanked the Japanese animators for creating such common real-life situations in them.