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Soulreaper77:
WTF... I can't keep up with all this randomness -.-
--- Quote from: burningstar4 on August 29, 2010, 10:09:59 PM ---the one who throw our female heroine out of the sacred school ground was a nun and she is oftenly called THE BIG MAMA.
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FTFY :3
Our heroine had no other choice but to apply to Miator as a student. With her young looking body it should be possible she thought by herself. "I'll do everything to see that silver haired girl again" she said out loud not knowing that the silver haired girl was standing right behind her.
burningstar4:
@soul reaper
the reason i call it a male heroine is because
--- Quote from: 1000mAh on August 29, 2010, 02:38:34 PM ---then there came a mysterious oldman who made him to turn into woman.
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--- Quote from: burningstar4 on August 29, 2010, 03:00:37 PM ---the only way to lift the curse is to find a woman that will love him as a woman....
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lets continue...
and the silver haired girl suddenly ask if he(she) just transferred recently
pipitugaboy:
(Hence why I ask for a summary =P)
That's not the question you should ask.. The question you should ask is.. Why, and for what real reason......
1000mAh:
The Story so far:
--- Quote ---There he was, shaking and scared in the forest. Blood dripped down his arm as he clenched his right arm, breathing heavily. With his left leg injured by the bear he just wrestled with, he tried to stand straight to face the beast, should it return again. Then the walrus, falling from the heavens, pierced his Achilles' tendon with it's tusk, rendering our hero between a Rock and a hard place. Then he noticed the poison ivy sticking out of his breechclout. Gritting his teeth, he sharply twists his ankle and snaps the walrus' tusk. As the hero looks down the valley, he sees a town and decides to head over there, not knowing that something is about to happen. But he jumps straight off the cliff, totally forgetting (and regretting) that he didn't put in his god mode cheat. Luckily, the drop was only two metres down, but he threw his back out when he hit the bottom, and he landed on a cactus that embedded some spines in his butt. These spines spelled out "GG", which to our surprise our hero knew the meaning of. Somehow his college nickname, "Giggle Guts", did not seem appropriate as he tripped on a badger hole and fell on his face, prompting him to say " 'ello mister! I heard that YOU ARE DEAD! hahahah". NEVAR!!!!!!!!!!!................... whined the angry shoe saleman, as the maytag repairman slapped the bear and lali-ho'd his auger digging deeper into shredded arm, left leg injured, pierced Achilles' tendon, itchy nether region, sore back, humorously perforated butt cheek, our hero drags himself into town whereupon he meets His toothfairy that says, you can make 1 wish.. and 1 wish only within the boundaries of this universe Though unfortunately the wish didn't go through since the fairy misspelled a very important word in the script and poof he became a frog And the frog leaped towards a big rock. A wizard popped out of nowhere and said to the frog: "I'll transform you back into what you were before, but only if you do something for me, I need someone to inherit my curse." he said to the frog. "This curse is exceptionally painful" continued the wizard with a look of malice upon his face. the frog said: "I don't care, it sure must be better than being a motherfuckin frog for the rest of your life!!". The wizard laughed, because he knew the curse was far worse than that, for this curse caused its bearer to dissappear forever! One more added bonus of the curse was making everyone in your life think that you were born a Hidyoshi. Which isn't a bad prejudice per se because Hideyoshi's get to enjoy their own private bath areas. Oh, but that's not all! Along with everybody thinking that you're Hideyoshi, you will actually become some sort of a neutral-gendered being. Basically, your dick will rot off. Then the wizard said: "Hurry up, I don't have all day. You can either take the red pill and become a genderless Hideyoshi forever or take the blue pill and forget all of this happened and stay as a frog forever. So what will it be?" the frog said "bah! I'll make my own pills!" and then he left. As he left he thought about all the hookers and blackjack that his pills would have. The thought of him making suppositories instead of pills also crossed his mind. It was then that he realized the tentacle was the way to save his life. The time has come to put all the stuff he learned from the myriad of hentais he saw to good use. He thanked the Japanese animators for creating such common real-life situations in them. Then he yellled "HOO~!" and the pill he needed was in front of him. Unfortunately, in front of him was also a muddy puddle, and the pill was in that puddle. He realized that he needed to work on his "HOO~!"-superpower's aiming. So then, he started to practice his HOO~! He tried saying "HOO~!" with different intonations.. "hOO~!", "HoO~!", "HOo~!", "Hoooooo~!", "Ho!", "Paris Hilton!", "HO!" .... but to no avail. All the pills landed in the puddle. Then he said "F*ck this! I'm gonna drink that puddle!" So he placed his froggy lips on the muddy puddle to try and drink it. Unfortunately, after drinking half of the puddle he threw up and filled the puddle again. The frog started thinking that his life story looks like it was drawn by Shintarou Kago. Contrary to what the frog believed his life was actually drawn by Koji Kumeta and this would lead to the possible demise of the frog in the near future as his head started to fill with negative feelings. When his head had collected enough negative feelings he took a Desert Eagle, a large-framed gas-operated semi-automatic pistol, and shot himself to the death. After experiencing how death was like the frog found himself awake in a strange morbid damp dark world filled with creatures totally different as he had seen on Earth. While pondering on what sort of world this was one of the creatures walked up to him and said: "this is a NIGHTMARE!"
"The only way this could get worse is if this would repeat itself over and over again!" The frog started to wonder that how he could get away from this nightmare. then he saw a firefly, he talked to him and it happen that they are on the same boat then they noticed that they are in some weard factory. they saw willy wonka and they asked for help... willy wonka is willing to help if the frog and the firefly can beat the witch. Then Willy Wonka turned into Freddy Kruger and slahed the firefly to its death. the frog used a phoenix down... then the firefly evolved into a dragon. But alas the dragon was only 20cm tall and Willy Wonka poured hot chocolate over the dragon and as he writhed in pain the frog fled in fear for Willy Wonka and his Oompa Loompas. But while he was running away from Willy and the Loompas he kept seeing chocolate and more chocolate and more chocolate......... Soooo tempting...... Then Willy Wonka turned again into Freddy Krouger and appeared in front of the frog and the dragon and said, "This is a NIGHTMARE!" Then the dragon became much bigger and said "THIS IS SPARTA!!" Then Freddy just simply killed the dragon and said "you can't win me in a NIGHTMARE! [Evil laugh] Mr.Frog your turn is next" after saing that, Freddy started slowly to walk towards the frog. then Freddy Mercury comes to the rescue! It's now Freddy vs Freddy. But Krouger just slashed Mercury to his death for real, but meanwhile the frog woke up and got away from the nightmare... the reason why the frog woke up from that nightmare because beast kissed him... From that kiss the frog changed back to his original form. While reminiscing over his frog body he couldn't help but to listen to Silver Forest: Kero ⑨ Destiny then there came a mysterious oldman who made him to turn into woman. the only way to lift the curse is to find a woman that will love him as a woman So his, now hers, journey begins. Then she/he found Astraea Hill and the Strawberry dorms. Immediately upon arriving the eyes our heroine befall a magnificent sight, a wondrous woman with silver hair is tending to some flowers, whose colors range from deep purple to bright red only adding to the beauty of the silver haired woman. Our heroine can't help to think that she wants to get that girl for herself. little did she know that she was the president of the student council of the Miator, the oldest and most respected school of the three schools sitting on top of Astraea Hill. She followed her to the school and there he stumbled upon one big fat huge mother *** who threw our heroine out of the sacred school grounds. the one who throw our female heroine out of the sacred school ground was a nun and she is oftenly called THE BIG MAMA. Our heroine had no other choice but to apply to Miator as a student. With her young looking body it should be possible she thought by herself. "I'll do everything to see that silver haired girl again" she said out loud not knowing that the silver haired girl was standing right behind her and the silver haired girl suddenly ask if he(she) just transferred recently.
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pheew~ thisis a long, long story...(started in the reply #806, on the page 41)
and:
--- Quote from: 1000mAh on August 29, 2010, 03:12:44 PM ---So his, now hers, journey begins.
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I made him a woman soo...
--- Quote from: burningstar4 on August 29, 2010, 10:09:59 PM ---...who throw our male heroine out...
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thatshould be female :P
Cura, your post doesn't make any sence :P
Soo, I'm going to erase it from this story. And if you're going to ask with whose permission, I willsay; that with that one I just made. I willcontinue from this v
--- Quote from: burningstar4 on August 29, 2010, 11:53:40 PM ---lets continue...
and the silver haired girl suddenly ask if he(she) just transferred recently
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Our heroine went allquiet and asked: "did you hear everything I* just said?"
(click to show/hide)(speaking about herself with "ore", "I" that males use in Japan)
flyawave:
the silver haired one picked up on the mistake and looked puzzled: thus causing a single large sweat drop to appear on our heroine's head.
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