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Offline Kyrdua

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Re: [Game] Let's Start a Story
« Reply #980 on: October 31, 2010, 11:13:45 AM »
So he just used hot and spicy ketchup instead. but then he realized that the pancakes were...



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Re: [Game] Let's Start a Story
« Reply #981 on: October 31, 2010, 11:35:26 AM »
already spicy
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Re: [Game] Let's Start a Story
« Reply #982 on: October 31, 2010, 11:38:32 AM »
His mouth was burning from the combined spiciness of spicy ketchup and spicy pancakes, so, in extreme pain, he decided to...
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Re: [Game] Let's Start a Story
« Reply #983 on: October 31, 2010, 11:42:40 AM »
...offer some to the passing monk...
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Re: [Game] Let's Start a Story
« Reply #984 on: October 31, 2010, 11:10:33 PM »
But the girl who seemed to be a miko who was with the monk interrupted and said "I'm sorry, but i'm afraid my master genji is allergic to pancakes. So we will have to decline your offer. By the way, I'm Meimu, The shrine maiden of Eden."
Scrooty McBoogerballs was stunned by the beauty that was before him. his wood got even harder and that caused Meimu to glare and say "Um, you seem to need some time alone, we're off!" and she and the monk ran off. Scrooty squatted on the grass and decided to...
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Re: [Game] Let's Start a Story
« Reply #985 on: November 01, 2010, 07:59:06 AM »
...inquire of the ancient wisdom known only to grasskind.

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Re: [Game] Let's Start a Story
« Reply #986 on: November 01, 2010, 11:13:46 AM »
He then began to solemnly mutter to the grass, "Spirit of the grass, I ask for your wisdom. How may I have that heavenly maiden by the name of Meimu? The moment I caught a glimpse of her goddess-like face, Her heavenly body... I fell for her! Never in my life had my heart beat like this! So i ask, how may i have her heart and ask her hand in marriage?". a voice answered, "Rip it off her chest with your bare hands, and cut off her hand" To his surprise, he looked up, and saw his...
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Re: [Game] Let's Start a Story
« Reply #987 on: November 01, 2010, 09:43:28 PM »
trusty ol donkey humping a innocent helpless mare. Then the donkey started talking and spoke to him of...

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Re: [Game] Let's Start a Story
« Reply #988 on: November 02, 2010, 01:28:34 AM »
...blasphemies, vulgarities, and lame ass philosophies. Mcboogerballs was at loss of words, so he just stared at his donkey. who then said as if he was a GENTLEMEN, "What is thine problem, monsieur? why so serious?". Scrooty's vision darkened, and his left hand made a fist, he then reached his back pocket with his right hand for his...

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Re: [Game] Let's Start a Story
« Reply #989 on: November 02, 2010, 07:30:31 PM »
...penis that is 5 feet long.
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Re: [Game] Let's Start a Story
« Reply #990 on: November 06, 2010, 01:56:16 AM »
And he said. " Bend over ,  donkey!"
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Re: [Game] Let's Start a Story
« Reply #991 on: November 08, 2010, 02:10:50 AM »
"It's ASS RAPING TIME!! Get it? ASS!?", The donkey was not amused. he then said to mcboogerballs...
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Re: [Game] Let's Start a Story
« Reply #992 on: November 08, 2010, 11:00:07 AM »
"I hate to tell you this, spanky, but your penis just fell off.  It's rolling down the hill!", to which McBoogerballs replied...
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Re: [Game] Let's Start a Story
« Reply #993 on: November 08, 2010, 02:54:43 PM »
...*sing song tone*
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To which the donkey replied, "you done yet?"
to which mcboogerballs replied with this look in his face ಠ_ಠ "Now you've really done it..."
He then grabbed the donkeys lower and upper jaw and...
(inb4: and made out with the donkey.)
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Re: [Game] Let's Start a Story
« Reply #994 on: November 09, 2010, 06:27:44 PM »
...yelled "rape!" 14 times in 1 second.
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Re: [Game] Let's Start a Story
« Reply #995 on: November 11, 2010, 06:13:56 AM »
And with that, the donkey's head exploded in a bloody mess.
"serves you right, ass" said mcboogerballs before he spat on the donkey's headless carcass. he then turned around and saw meimu holding the monk from earlier's severed head, with meimu looking like :o , frozen in shock. mcboogerballs then...
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Re: [Game] Let's Start a Story
« Reply #996 on: November 11, 2010, 08:06:40 PM »
drank a nice cold glass full of ...
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Re: [Game] Let's Start a Story
« Reply #997 on: November 11, 2010, 11:43:14 PM »
piss. upon seeing that, Meimu took off her...
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Re: [Game] Let's Start a Story
« Reply #998 on: November 12, 2010, 11:30:43 AM »
... filtrum protector, danced the bugaloo, and said ...
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Re: [Game] Let's Start a Story
« Reply #999 on: November 12, 2010, 12:03:15 PM »
"It's ass kicking time, bitch." while drawing her Gohei(miko wand) and pointing it at mcboogerballs.
"i wont forgive you for kicking your ass, DIE", "bring it on, cat-eared bitch", replied mcboogerballs and both began fencing with their weapons: gohei vs penis.
and thus began the epic battle between...
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