Author Topic: Who would win the fight? [Zaraki vs. Kakashi] (Read 7455 times)

Essedus · « **Reply #20 on:** May 22, 2009, 08:12:51 AM »

I don't know...even IF Kakashi managed to "chidori his heart out" Zaraki would pull SOME sort of basass reversal, like Ichigo pulled against Ulquiorra. I guess it all comes down to who we can see losing. It's pretty easy to see Kakashi defeted, since he did get his ass handed to him a few times. It's much harder to see Zaraki going down, since even the one time he DID go down...it still didn't look like loss. But granted, Zaraki only fought three times in the series: VS Ichigo (draw), VS Tousen (win) and VS Nintora (win), so it's pretty easy to see him as either winning with no effort, winning while taking huge damage, or a double KO. I just can't see Zaraki losing.

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #21 on:** May 22, 2009, 06:50:23 PM »

I guess neither would win. Both are popular main characters in stupid-long running shounens. Either they would just tie, some other event would interrupt the fight, or one would die and be magically wished back by the great dragon.

Aneroph · « **Reply #22 on:** May 22, 2009, 09:37:57 PM »

The question here is not "who" would win, but how many people would be bothered enough to watch them fight. I depict this battle lasting 50 episodes and going a little like this:

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forsaken · « **Reply #23 on:** May 22, 2009, 11:14:16 PM »

Quote from: anerph on May 22, 2009, 09:37:57 PM

The question here is not "who" would win, but how many people would be bothered enough to watch them fight. I depict this battle lasting 50 episodes and going a little like this:
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"I am a ninja"
"I am a shinigami"
"I'm important"
"So am I"
"I bet you can sense how powerful I am" *thinking-Wow this guy's power level is over 9000-thinking*
"I will destroy you in one blow" *thinking-This guy must be hiding his true power level-thinking*
=A few episodes later=
"Now that we have properly exchanged introduction, let's get on with the battle"
"Yes, let's do just that"
"This first move I am about to perform is called <insert name> and will demolish you in one hit. Let me explain why..."
=three episodes later=
"Now that you know everything about my move, let's see if you can defend against it"
+Does the move+
+Dodges the move with another move+
"Let me explain to you why your move didn't work, and why you will never be able to get past my defense"
=5 episodes later=
etc...
etc...
etc...
=End of the fight=
"Wow, who would have thought that neither of us would win, but we would find an even greater enemy that we must team up to beat"
=To be continued in the next exciting 50 episode arc=

Sounds epic, I'm game ^^

morrefule · « **Reply #24 on:** May 23, 2009, 01:29:34 AM »

Quote from: forsaken on May 22, 2009, 11:14:16 PM

Quote from: anerph on May 22, 2009, 09:37:57 PM
The question here is not "who" would win, but how many people would be bothered enough to watch them fight. I depict this battle lasting 50 episodes and going a little like this:
(click to show/hide)
"I am a ninja"
"I am a shinigami"
"I'm important"
"So am I"
"I bet you can sense how powerful I am" *thinking-Wow this guy's power level is over 9000-thinking*
"I will destroy you in one blow" *thinking-This guy must be hiding his true power level-thinking*
=A few episodes later=
"Now that we have properly exchanged introduction, let's get on with the battle"
"Yes, let's do just that"
"This first move I am about to perform is called <insert name> and will demolish you in one hit. Let me explain why..."
=three episodes later=
"Now that you know everything about my move, let's see if you can defend against it"
+Does the move+
+Dodges the move with another move+
"Let me explain to you why your move didn't work, and why you will never be able to get past my defense"
=5 episodes later=
etc...
etc...
etc...
=End of the fight=
"Wow, who would have thought that neither of us would win, but we would find an even greater enemy that we must team up to beat"
=To be continued in the next exciting 50 episode arc=

Sounds epic, I'm game ^^

You got to remember to add really intense sounding music the whole time. With wildly dramatic screams and yells!

Southrop · « **Reply #25 on:** May 23, 2009, 02:10:44 AM »

Add some slow mo and filler arcs, and you have Naruto and Bleach!

dankles · « **Reply #26 on:** May 23, 2009, 03:32:49 AM »

Anime Michael Jackson wins:

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EDIT:
For those wondering how they can get the rest:

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morrefule · « **Reply #27 on:** May 23, 2009, 03:39:20 AM »

Quote from: dankles on May 23, 2009, 03:32:49 AM

Anime Michael Jackson wins:
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That's just wrong on so many levels.

*spoilered the pic so as not to repeat the same foul*

AceHigh · « **Reply #28 on:** May 23, 2009, 11:51:45 AM »

Nobody thought of the fact that Shinigami are not material?

Kakashi will not even see Kenpachi

Basically Zaraki will thrust his katana into Kakashi thus not damaging his body, but sending his soul to hell/soul society.

Therefore this whole topic is invalid. On the next illogical line-up we have Arleigh Burke destroyer VS God.

AceD · « **Reply #29 on:** May 23, 2009, 06:19:56 PM »

Quote from: Dragoon AceHigh on May 23, 2009, 11:51:45 AM

Kakashi will not even see Kenpachi

Sharingan hack see's all

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #30 on:** May 23, 2009, 08:09:30 PM »

Quote from: morrefule on May 23, 2009, 01:29:34 AM

Quote from: forsaken on May 22, 2009, 11:14:16 PM
Quote from: anerph on May 22, 2009, 09:37:57 PM
The question here is not "who" would win, but how many people would be bothered enough to watch them fight. I depict this battle lasting 50 episodes and going a little like this:
(click to show/hide)
"I am a ninja"
"I am a shinigami"
"I'm important"
"So am I"
"I bet you can sense how powerful I am" *thinking-Wow this guy's power level is over 9000-thinking*
"I will destroy you in one blow" *thinking-This guy must be hiding his true power level-thinking*
=A few episodes later=
"Now that we have properly exchanged introduction, let's get on with the battle"
"Yes, let's do just that"
"This first move I am about to perform is called <insert name> and will demolish you in one hit. Let me explain why..."
=three episodes later=
"Now that you know everything about my move, let's see if you can defend against it"
+Does the move+
+Dodges the move with another move+
"Let me explain to you why your move didn't work, and why you will never be able to get past my defense"
=5 episodes later=
etc...
etc...
etc...
=End of the fight=
"Wow, who would have thought that neither of us would win, but we would find an even greater enemy that we must team up to beat"
=To be continued in the next exciting 50 episode arc=

Sounds epic, I'm game ^^

You got to remember to add really intense sounding music the whole time. With wildly dramatic screams and yells!

You forgot the mention all the flashbacks to previous fights and other seemingly random events.

morrefule · « **Reply #31 on:** May 24, 2009, 12:06:03 AM »

^ Not continuing the Quotes...

Yeah, not only the flash backs, but the random diversions by other characters that are completely unrelated and say something incredibly stupid and for some odd reason after that decide I wonder if/hope that (_Insert Character Name Here__) is ok?

mgz · « **Reply #32 on:** May 24, 2009, 02:49:34 PM »

Quote from: SeventyX7 on May 23, 2009, 08:09:30 PM

Quote from: morrefule on May 23, 2009, 01:29:34 AM
Quote from: forsaken on May 22, 2009, 11:14:16 PM
Quote from: anerph on May 22, 2009, 09:37:57 PM
The question here is not "who" would win, but how many people would be bothered enough to watch them fight. I depict this battle lasting 50 episodes and going a little like this:
(click to show/hide)
"I am a ninja"
"I am a shinigami"
"I'm important"
"So am I"
"I bet you can sense how powerful I am" *thinking-Wow this guy's power level is over 9000-thinking*
"I will destroy you in one blow" *thinking-This guy must be hiding his true power level-thinking*
=A few episodes later=
"Now that we have properly exchanged introduction, let's get on with the battle"
"Yes, let's do just that"
"This first move I am about to perform is called <insert name> and will demolish you in one hit. Let me explain why..."
=three episodes later=
"Now that you know everything about my move, let's see if you can defend against it"
+Does the move+
+Dodges the move with another move+
"Let me explain to you why your move didn't work, and why you will never be able to get past my defense"
=5 episodes later=
etc...
etc...
etc...
=End of the fight=
"Wow, who would have thought that neither of us would win, but we would find an even greater enemy that we must team up to beat"
=To be continued in the next exciting 50 episode arc=

Sounds epic, I'm game ^^

You got to remember to add really intense sounding music the whole time. With wildly dramatic screams and yells!
You forgot the mention all the flashbacks to previous fights and other seemingly random events.

in the flashbacks we will also have to meet kakashis father see how he dies, him learning a new move of sorts against a bad guy.

And they will replay the kenpaichi backround story

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #33 on:** May 24, 2009, 03:44:19 PM »

Quote from: mgz on May 24, 2009, 02:49:34 PM

Quote from: SeventyX7 on May 23, 2009, 08:09:30 PM
Quote from: morrefule on May 23, 2009, 01:29:34 AM
Quote from: forsaken on May 22, 2009, 11:14:16 PM
Quote from: anerph on May 22, 2009, 09:37:57 PM
The question here is not "who" would win, but how many people would be bothered enough to watch them fight. I depict this battle lasting 50 episodes and going a little like this:
(click to show/hide)
"I am a ninja"
"I am a shinigami"
"I'm important"
"So am I"
"I bet you can sense how powerful I am" *thinking-Wow this guy's power level is over 9000-thinking*
"I will destroy you in one blow" *thinking-This guy must be hiding his true power level-thinking*
=A few episodes later=
"Now that we have properly exchanged introduction, let's get on with the battle"
"Yes, let's do just that"
"This first move I am about to perform is called <insert name> and will demolish you in one hit. Let me explain why..."
=three episodes later=
"Now that you know everything about my move, let's see if you can defend against it"
+Does the move+
+Dodges the move with another move+
"Let me explain to you why your move didn't work, and why you will never be able to get past my defense"
=5 episodes later=
etc...
etc...
etc...
=End of the fight=
"Wow, who would have thought that neither of us would win, but we would find an even greater enemy that we must team up to beat"
=To be continued in the next exciting 50 episode arc=

Sounds epic, I'm game ^^

You got to remember to add really intense sounding music the whole time. With wildly dramatic screams and yells!
You forgot the mention all the flashbacks to previous fights and other seemingly random events.
in the flashbacks we will also have to meet kakashis father see how he dies, him learning a new move of sorts against a bad guy.

And they will replay the kenpaichi backround story

(Massive quote-box ftw!!! HAHAHAHA!!!)

Then after that, we will switch to the other fights going on at the exact same time in other locations between Sasuke and Ichigo and between Sakura and Goku (because of course, the Naruto team ran into Ichigo and Goku, leaving one member behind because Ichigo and Goku so graciously let the others past).

forsaken · « **Reply #34 on:** May 24, 2009, 04:55:02 PM »

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morrefule · « **Reply #35 on:** May 25, 2009, 01:06:11 AM »

Quote from: forsaken on May 24, 2009, 04:55:02 PM

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Don't hot link images. They do not always work Upload them to someting like Photobucket.

forsaken · « **Reply #36 on:** May 25, 2009, 02:41:52 PM »

Quote from: morrefule on May 25, 2009, 01:06:11 AM

Quote from: forsaken on May 24, 2009, 04:55:02 PM
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Don't hot link images. They do not always work Upload them to someting like Photobucket.

awww they're gone

DaggerLite · « **Reply #37 on:** May 25, 2009, 03:18:05 PM »

Quote from: forsaken on May 25, 2009, 02:41:52 PM

awww they're gone :(

They're there, but Sankaku doesn't allow hotlinking. If you go to the image address you'll see them.

I'll vote for Kakashi. His Sharingan, even if it damages himself, is too powerful. The question is whether he could use it or not, as he had some problems controlling it. I don't watch Bleach at all, so I have no idea about that guy already being dead (a death god?), or something like that.

AceHigh · « **Reply #38 on:** May 25, 2009, 05:01:13 PM »

Back when I still watched Naruto there was some dude from the sound village who used ethereal ghost-like things. That would be the only person from Naruto who could actually have some kind of battle against Shinigami provided he (or his ghosts) could somehow see Kenpachi.

patlefort · « **Reply #39 on:** May 26, 2009, 01:27:55 AM »

Quote from: Dragoon AceHigh on May 23, 2009, 11:51:45 AM

Nobody thought of the fact that Shinigami are not material?

Kakashi will not even see Kenpachi

Basically Zaraki will thrust his katana into Kakashi thus not damaging his body, but sending his soul to hell/soul society.

Therefore this whole topic is invalid. On the next illogical line-up we have Arleigh Burke destroyer VS God.

Kakashi got wallhack/chams + aimbot :p
But Zaraki has god mode and fly hack... So Zaraki still wins.