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Ever go on craigslist and see you current job listed?
« on: June 09, 2009, 06:00:10 PM »
I did today hahahahaa http://hartford.craigslist.org/lab/1201149775.html i guess he wants someone who will work for half my pay

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Re: Ever go on craigslist and see you current job listed?
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2009, 10:59:31 PM »
that sucks a bag of dicks

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Re: Ever go on craigslist and see you current job listed?
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2009, 11:01:13 PM »
that sucks a bag of dicks
sure does.  but thats how the last 3 months has been going for me.  so i cant say im too surprised by anything anymore. 

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Re: Ever go on craigslist and see you current job listed?
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2009, 11:04:11 PM »
should tie your boss up shit on his face and suffocate him with feces

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Re: Ever go on craigslist and see you current job listed?
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2009, 11:24:19 PM »
should tie your boss up shit on his face and suffocate him with feces

today i told one of my coworkers that i hope the boss gets hit by a bus, but gets to live with horrible disfigurements and handicaps for the rest of his life

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Re: Ever go on craigslist and see you current job listed?
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2009, 11:40:45 PM »
You should:
Pose as someone else.
Call him up and see if he will interview over the phone for the position.
When you finish, negotiate the pay up as high as you can get it.
Walk in to work.
Get fired.
Walk out.
Put on a hat.
Turn around and walk back in.
Continue working with only a minor pay cut.

Lots of holes in the plan, but it would be awesome if it worked.

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Re: Ever go on craigslist and see you current job listed?
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2009, 11:30:20 AM »
And offer to fix the bad English in his application while you're at it.

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Re: Ever go on craigslist and see you current job listed?
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2009, 04:38:07 AM »
Maybe you should offer people 5 bucks to go in, interview and end the interview off with, "Sounds like a kickass job. But why are you (the manager) such a loser?"
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Re: Ever go on craigslist and see you current job listed?
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2009, 08:07:13 AM »
If you're lucky nobody will be stupid enough to even apply for a job that only gives off 400-600 Dollars base payment.... that's not even worth the paper ...or the time spent on the phone... especially for an "experienced installer"

gosh... if he wants polacks so badly just send him some... and have a good laugh when he realizes their work is worth shit... ^^

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Re: Ever go on craigslist and see you current job listed?
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2009, 04:19:19 PM »
If you're lucky nobody will be stupid enough to even apply for a job that only gives off 400-600 Dollars base payment.... that's not even worth the paper ...or the time spent on the phone... especially for an "experienced installer"

gosh... if he wants polacks so badly just send him some... and have a good laugh when he realizes their work is worth shit... ^^
usually they will use something like that and then say they get a commission per job to make it seem like you will make alot more money if you work hard.
In reality easy way to get someone to do more work but typically ends up being shittier work then if you just payed someone more

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Re: Ever go on craigslist and see you current job listed?
« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2009, 02:52:51 PM »
if you do want to keep your job then you should flood him with phony applicant calls and e-mails.
about 100 truly awful "applicants" should be enough to convince him that he's not going to find any better than you. Get your friends to help.

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Re: Ever go on craigslist and see you current job listed?
« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2009, 03:07:36 PM »
or ask everyone from the forums  to do it with the same generic resume but with names changed

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Re: Ever go on craigslist and see you current job listed?
« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2009, 05:01:52 PM »
Rally the unwashed hordes. We is on a crusade, ja!

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Re: Ever go on craigslist and see you current job listed?
« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2009, 04:25:04 PM »
I just left a message telling him that "I would be interested in the job, but I couldn't work for a boss that can't spell basic English words correctly."


I'm feeling like such a jackass tonight <_<

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Re: Ever go on craigslist and see you current job listed?
« Reply #14 on: June 13, 2009, 10:50:10 PM »
I just left a message telling him that "I would be interested in the job, but I couldn't work for a boss that can't spell basic English words correctly."


I'm feeling like such a jackass tonight <_<

Thank god I'm not the only one.

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Re: Ever go on craigslist and see you current job listed?
« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2009, 12:16:06 AM »
I just left a message telling him that "I would be interested in the job, but I couldn't work for a boss that can't spell basic English words correctly."


I'm feeling like such a jackass tonight <_<

Thank god I'm not the only one.

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Re: Ever go on craigslist and see you current job listed?
« Reply #16 on: June 18, 2009, 02:20:35 PM »
I just left a message telling him that "I would be interested in the job, but I couldn't work for a boss that can't spell basic English words correctly."


I'm feeling like such a jackass tonight <_<
hahaha nice work

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Re: Ever go on craigslist and see you current job listed?
« Reply #17 on: June 18, 2009, 03:33:53 PM »
Erm, if you aren't canned now, you will be when that comment reaches his desk via the water cooler express...lol

It was probably worth it, though.
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Re: Ever go on craigslist and see you current job listed?
« Reply #18 on: June 18, 2009, 06:42:33 PM »
I was going to leave him a nice email too until I realized that I'm at work and should keep my blasphemy to a minimum.
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Re: Ever go on craigslist and see you current job listed?
« Reply #19 on: June 19, 2009, 12:06:04 AM »
Let's find a copy of Transparent's resume, and spam millions of copies to the employer with the name changed each time.

And then we'll have Transparent's info to fuck with him... that'd be fun too.
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