A friend and I drank 48 beers + some LIT's and smoked 4 packs of cigs in ~12 hours this weekend. I win at house arrest.
Won every game of spades played all weekend a few months ago (losing team rolls the blunt from their stash), wasted for 2 days and still had an untouched 1/2 O to take home. I win at conservation.
Got wicked high right in front of my court ordered drug counseling class last week. I hate spice but hell it was free. Was rolling on the grass laughing @ funny probation violation stories, and our kawaii counselor comes out with a WTF face on. I win at drug counseling.
Violated probation with a new charge 2 weeks after getting assigned paper back in september. Win at nothing since everyone does this... You only win if you violate the same day you leave court.