Author Topic: Achievements that silly little bitches don't appreciate. (Read 304578 times)

Ozzaharwood · « **Reply #2660 on:** January 01, 2012, 05:16:37 AM »

I drank 3 full glasses of 40% alcohol and can still stand and type... Winner anyone?

Havoc10K · « **Reply #2661 on:** January 01, 2012, 07:01:42 AM »

I partied all night, drank like 10 glasses like that, slept 3 hours, dreamt of bento, laughed, woke up, laughed some more and now I don't have a hangover.

Soryon · « **Reply #2662 on:** January 01, 2012, 07:03:29 AM »

God, you guys and your alcohol. You piss me off. STRAIGHT EDGE FTW

JoonasTo · « **Reply #2663 on:** January 01, 2012, 10:47:48 AM »

Quote from: Soryon on January 01, 2012, 07:03:29 AM

God, you guys and your alcohol. You piss me off. STRAIGHT EDGE FTW

Making me laugh like soryon just did.

froody1911 · « **Reply #2664 on:** January 01, 2012, 12:32:52 PM »

Quote from: JoonasTo on January 01, 2012, 10:47:48 AM

Quote from: Soryon on January 01, 2012, 07:03:29 AM
God, you guys and your alcohol. You piss me off. STRAIGHT EDGE FTW
Making me laugh like soryon just did.

Soryon saying that means he's probably like a dozen bottles down.

Ixarku · « **Reply #2665 on:** January 01, 2012, 12:47:38 PM »

My achievement is that I drank no alcohol last night, just water and green tea. And I fell asleep before midnight. Of course, I drank alcohol every day of the week from Christmas up thru the day before yesterday, so it's probably weird that I picked yesterday to have nothing.

metro. · « **Reply #2666 on:** January 01, 2012, 07:45:24 PM »

Only making a few bad choices last night...

Huzzah!

Bob2004 · « **Reply #2667 on:** January 02, 2012, 12:30:13 AM »

I somehow spent the last 2 and a half hours watching documentaries about church bells. I have no idea why.

Sta1ned · « **Reply #2668 on:** January 02, 2012, 01:03:56 AM »

Quote from: metro. on January 01, 2012, 07:45:24 PM

Only making a few bad choices last night...

Huzzah!

Huzzah indeed. Getting wasted and making good decisions don't mix well for me either so let us congratulate ourselves for making only a few bad ones.

metro. · « **Reply #2669 on:** January 02, 2012, 04:35:16 AM »

Quote from: Sta1ned on January 02, 2012, 01:03:56 AM

Quote from: metro. on January 01, 2012, 07:45:24 PM
Only making a few bad choices last night...

Huzzah!

Huzzah indeed. Getting wasted and making good decisions don't mix well for me either so let us congratulate ourselves for making only a few bad ones.

Hahaha this is the first New Years in 3 years I've woken up in my own bed

Also, not my achievement but some dick put up a picture of 5kg of coke on Facebook, and someone called the cops on him.

pingryanime · « **Reply #2670 on:** January 02, 2012, 08:14:12 AM »

that'd be an achievement of stupidity.

Dale08 · « **Reply #2671 on:** January 02, 2012, 05:07:34 PM »

Used aerosol deodorant for the first time.

It was awkward.

Aadieu · « **Reply #2672 on:** January 03, 2012, 07:08:48 AM »

Quote from: Dale08 on January 02, 2012, 05:07:34 PM

Used aerosol deodorant for the first time.

It was awkward.

Gawds I hope you is female...

...in which case - cease this deodorant nonsense immediately, switch to good perfume, and btw the old japanese norm for NOT shaving your bikini zone is sexier than ever. HAIRY PUSSY 4EVER (and, yes, kiddies, I've tried both -=-specifically 50-50 = shaved ages {legal_there} (16 to 49) + ({hairy} * (15-55)) = yes, all underage trials conducted before author was "" ....and yeah, the path to excluding all these truths (up to and encluding literal copies)

metro. · « **Reply #2673 on:** January 03, 2012, 07:16:11 AM »

What the fuck is he talking about?

Spray on deodorant is a bad call, if you need to cover up that much smell take a fucking shower.

Aadieu · « **Reply #2674 on:** January 03, 2012, 07:57:21 AM »

Quote from: AceHigh on June 10, 2009, 01:57:51 PM

Wasted about 7000 Euro in a short period of time.

Gone... *Puff* Fucking gone! I must be great at wasting money.

HOW? WHY? WTF FOR??!

...haven't seen that much money myself ever since my maserati fund, which soon turned into my unofficial unemployment fund, first got tapped and soon ran dry

Quote from: metro. on January 03, 2012, 07:16:11 AM

What the fuck is he talking about?

Spray on deodorant is a bad call, if you need to cover up that much smell take a fucking shower.

Me is talking about shite you don't see fapping to Jenna Jameson. Or for the next 2-5 years after you last find Jenna Jameson sexually appealing.

Check out some JP pron... If your attention span is any good, then you're sure to figure out the rules behind Japanese censorship pretty damn quick... hint: if several silly requirements are fulfilled, JP censorship does NOT require any major censoring (past a thin "cross-out" style band on top) of any of the sexual organs involved in any coitus as shown in the manga

froody1911 · « **Reply #2675 on:** January 03, 2012, 07:58:20 AM »

Quote from: Aadieu on January 03, 2012, 07:08:48 AM

Gawds I hope you is female...

He's not.

Quote from: Aadieu on January 03, 2012, 07:08:48 AM

...in which case - cease this deodorant nonsense immediately, switch to good perfume, and btw the old japanese norm for NOT shaving your bikini zone is sexier than ever. HAIRY PUSSY 4EVER (and, yes, kiddies, I've tried both -=-specifically 50-50 = shaved ages {legal_there} (16 to 49) + ({hairy} * (15-55)) = yes, all underage trials conducted before author was "" ....and yeah, the path to excluding all these truths (up to and encluding literal copies)

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Aadieu · « **Reply #2676 on:** January 03, 2012, 08:13:33 AM »

Quote from: froody1911 on January 03, 2012, 07:58:20 AM

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Try again:
Drunk trials conducted personally, while self was 15-25 years old.

Underage partners tried only when self was underage.

Best pussy = hairy.

Best tits = C-D

Best nipples = 10 cm across

Based on: Pussy_age_tested = 15 -55.
Tits_Sizes_tested = A - DD
...Fun was had. Lots thereof.

froody1911 · « **Reply #2677 on:** January 03, 2012, 09:00:23 AM »

Quote from: Aadieu on January 03, 2012, 08:13:33 AM

Quote from: froody1911 on January 03, 2012, 07:58:20 AM
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Try again:
Drunk trials conducted personally, while self was 15-25 years old.

Underage partners tried only when self was underage.

Best pussy = hairy.

Best tits = C-D

Best nipples = 10 cm across

Based on: Pussy_age_tested = 15 -55.
Tits_Sizes_tested = A - DD
...Fun was had. Lots thereof.

Now that it's comprehensible, would you mind telling us what it had to do with anything, and why you felt the need to tell us this?

Havoc10K · « **Reply #2678 on:** January 03, 2012, 09:24:25 AM »

Quote from: metro. on January 03, 2012, 07:16:11 AM

What the fuck is he talking about?

Spray on deodorant is a bad call, if you need to cover up that much smell take a fucking shower.

QFT

Playing with router settings and putting a slightly wrong point in it, bad idea.
Fixed and speed UP XDDDDD
Leeching 6 year old torrent with only 2 seeds, at 2.7 megs per second

:D while others are getting crappy 30 kilos XDDD

Sta1ned · « **Reply #2679 on:** January 03, 2012, 04:49:50 PM »

Quote from: Aadieu on January 03, 2012, 08:13:33 AM

Quote from: froody1911 on January 03, 2012, 07:58:20 AM
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Try again:
Drunk trials conducted personally, while self was 15-25 years old.

Underage partners tried only when self was underage.

Best pussy = hairy.

Best tits = C-D

Best nipples = 10 cm across

Based on: Pussy_age_tested = 15 -55.
Tits_Sizes_tested = A - DD
...Fun was had. Lots thereof.