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Re: Achievements that silly little bitches don't appreciate.
« Reply #2940 on: May 09, 2012, 05:49:44 AM »
Huzzah for my parents out-shinning theirs. So much less mess.
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Re: Achievements that silly little bitches don't appreciate.
« Reply #2941 on: May 09, 2012, 06:55:36 AM »
Well I didn't ask for anything of the sort, I only showed my mom something and she got seriously upset at my sis.
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Offline 1000mAh

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Re: Achievements that silly little bitches don't appreciate.
« Reply #2942 on: May 12, 2012, 10:35:46 PM »
Le me can juggle 3 balls.
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Offline megido-rev.M

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Re: Achievements that silly little bitches don't appreciate.
« Reply #2943 on: May 13, 2012, 02:38:42 AM »
^ I'm pretty sure you also mentioned that somewhere else.
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Offline 1000mAh

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Re: Achievements that silly little bitches don't appreciate.
« Reply #2944 on: May 13, 2012, 05:06:33 AM »
Quote from: megido-rev.M on May 13, 2012, 02:38:42 AM
^ I'm pretty sure you also mentioned that somewhere else.

I'm pretty sure of it as well, but decided to post it here only after i became better on itl
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Offline Havoc10K

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Re: Achievements that silly little bitches don't appreciate.
« Reply #2945 on: May 13, 2012, 06:59:16 AM »
If you can beat me i'll bow to you:
I gained an injury from a shampoo bottle!
And it bled!
Injury size 3mm x 4mm!
Beat that !

Most ridiculous injury in my entire life !
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Offline 1000mAh

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Re: Achievements that silly little bitches don't appreciate.
« Reply #2946 on: May 13, 2012, 07:46:43 AM »
I got a wound from kicking pillow 8) it left a scar :D 9mm x 12mm,
tho, this happened like, 9 months ago?
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Offline Havoc10K

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Re: Achievements that silly little bitches don't appreciate.
« Reply #2947 on: May 13, 2012, 07:49:04 AM »
So you kicked a pillow ? or something else got in the way ? cuz if so, then it doesn't count as ridiculous.

I got a scar from a cat scratch 5 cmm long. I was like "WTF? when did that happen?" like with most of my small injuries lol :)
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Re: Achievements that silly little bitches don't appreciate.
« Reply #2948 on: May 13, 2012, 08:11:50 AM »
I kicked a pillow, there was nothing else, just the pillow :P
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Re: Achievements that silly little bitches don't appreciate.
« Reply #2949 on: May 13, 2012, 08:13:36 AM »
Ok, I bow to you in that case.
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Offline 1000mAh

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Re: Achievements that silly little bitches don't appreciate.
« Reply #2950 on: May 13, 2012, 08:35:16 AM »
but well, my latest scar on ma knee is from sliding on the floor, on ma knees...
I have thes dumb scars, one is from when I was cycling, and my leg hitted a flying bug....
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Re: Achievements that silly little bitches don't appreciate.
« Reply #2951 on: May 13, 2012, 11:23:27 AM »
Quote from: 1000mAh on May 13, 2012, 08:35:16 AM
but well, my latest scar on ma knee is from sliding on the floor, on ma knees...
I have thes dumb scars, one is from when I was cycling, and my leg hitted a flying bug....

What the hell, is your skin made out of paper?
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Re: Achievements that silly little bitches don't appreciate.
« Reply #2952 on: May 13, 2012, 11:52:35 AM »
Quote from: Ixarku on May 13, 2012, 11:23:27 AM
Quote from: 1000mAh on May 13, 2012, 08:35:16 AM
but well, my latest scar on ma knee is from sliding on the floor, on ma knees...
I have thes dumb scars, one is from when I was cycling, and my leg hitted a flying bug....

What the hell, is your skin made out of paper?

well, to be more exact, the last time I slided on ma skin, got motion burn :P had taht kind of trousers that they melted and burned ma knee a bit in motion.
I was cycling ~40km/h so small fly hurts a lot, then think about a bee.
and the pillow, well, the wound reached bone, so it was 2mm deep :D to be more exact, there was a small piece of metal in the pillow so :/ yeah :D lied a bit ::)
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Offline megido-rev.M

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Re: Achievements that silly little bitches don't appreciate.
« Reply #2953 on: May 13, 2012, 04:01:21 PM »
Injuries, huh? I've slipped down and up staircases (due to random wet spots), but never broken or bruised anything :laugh:.
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Re: Achievements that silly little bitches don't appreciate.
« Reply #2954 on: May 14, 2012, 04:52:02 AM »
Read a 400 page book in 4 hours. Something like that.
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Re: Achievements that silly little bitches don't appreciate.
« Reply #2955 on: May 14, 2012, 03:09:19 PM »
^ Holy fuck.
My rate is usually 1pg/min.
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Re: Achievements that silly little bitches don't appreciate.
« Reply #2956 on: May 14, 2012, 04:12:09 PM »
Quote from: EmptyMemory on May 14, 2012, 03:09:19 PM
Holy fuck.
Does that refer to the conception of Jesus?
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Re: Achievements that silly little bitches don't appreciate.
« Reply #2957 on: May 14, 2012, 04:14:36 PM »
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Re: Achievements that silly little bitches don't appreciate.
« Reply #2958 on: May 14, 2012, 04:21:38 PM »
Quote from: undetz on May 14, 2012, 04:12:09 PM
Quote from: EmptyMemory on May 14, 2012, 03:09:19 PM
Holy fuck.
Does that refer to the conception of Jesus?
More like, miss-conception.
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Re: Achievements that silly little bitches don't appreciate.
« Reply #2959 on: May 14, 2012, 04:45:50 PM »
Yes, men are biologically incapable of conceiving children. Even if the man in question wants to be called "Loretta".
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