Ok, boredom finally snapped me.
I discovered just how I epicly fail in conversational English while making this one...
(possible lolicon NSFW alert,
ban me quick! actually on second thought, maybe not >_>)
Araragi: (Damn, she's so moe, I feel like squeezing her right now.)
Mayoi: What is it, Onii-chan? You need something?
Araragi: Stay still, Mayoi. It won't hurt, I promise. You even bit me!
Mayoi: Kyaaahh! Onii-chan, Stop it! Stop molesting me!.jpg)
Araragi: Here, do you want pocket money? I'll give you if you let me touch you just a bit.
Mayoi: Waah, really? Onii-chan's gonna give me pocket money?
Mayoi: Waaah~~ Onii-chan daisuki~!
Araragi: *drools in rapt anticipation*
Araragi: I'm the one touching you, but somehow it makes me feel so good...Mayoi: Aaaaaaah onii-chan... If you keep going I'm gonna cry... (and thanks for the money)Authored by darkjedi
All Rights Reserved (when?)Ok, now I really need to see a psychotherapist.