I liked "RAMIREZ! Oh fuck it, we're defecting to the Russians."
Edit: So I joined a random HCTDM game last night and got into to some server on Rust. As soon as I load it I see some guy fly across my screen. I'm like "ok...." I shoot someone, immediately level up to 70 from 51 and realize someone made a hacked listen server that has low gravity, infinite ammo, rapid-fire, and every kill gives enough exp to go from 1-70. I can't wait for VAC to flag me and ban for it. They'd be stupid to ban people for something they didn't do, but then we'd be assuming they're smart. In any case, the AK 47 is fucking ridiculous. Oh, and so is the M21 EBR. I'm totally glad you can't get these guns until way later, it's really dumb for a FPS game to be like that imo.