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Offline keviny1

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H1N1 Theory
« on: November 01, 2009, 04:12:28 AM »
So i was at work this morning and a local farmer came to drop some vegetables off and we got onto the topic of the h1n1 flu and he told me his theory.

He thinks that its all a conspiracy by the government, and the vaccinations are suppose to lower the population in order to raise our economy up again
 and  once they reach there goal there gonna ban the vaccinations. At first i thought he was just trying to be funny but as he went on i realized that he
truly believed this. anyway i thought it was a ridiculous theory which i felt i needed to share with others.

Happy Halloween! 

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Re: H1N1 Theory
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2009, 04:15:00 AM »
WAHAHAHA!!! Good one!

Offline morrefule

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Re: H1N1 Theory
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2009, 04:52:43 AM »
This just reinforces my theory that people are stupid, throw things at them.
I have typed these words and you have been forced to read them.  Now you can go cry in the corner if you like :)

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Re: H1N1 Theory
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2009, 05:25:39 AM »
BakaBT is a conspiracy by aliens to infect all your PCs with oneechans and lolis (you didn't think public accounts and freeleeching came without strings attached, did you?)

Through the use of sublimal themes and memes, you will be converted to the alien way of thinking, and human culture will eventually be subsumed into the Borg enlightened by anime (Yaackk Deculture!). The only thing that stands in our way now is the evil archnemesis organisation, Funnymation...

True story. Think about it. See also: Loli of Troy.

P.S. H1N1 quarantines were our secret ploy to get people to stay home so they can spend more time, uh, serving our cause (watching anime) instead of serving the human cause. You didn't hear it from me.
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Re: H1N1 Theory
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2009, 05:43:06 AM »
P.S. H1N1 quarantines were our secret ploy to get people to stay home so they can spend more time, uh, serving our cause (watching anime) instead of serving the human cause. You didn't hear it from me.

I would guess that the vast majority of humanity believes it is in the best interest of the race for geeks like us to spend our time fapping at 2D lolis and Haruhi rather than getting out and procreating.  We're probably witnessing the slow and steady worldwide extermination of the geek.

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Re: H1N1 Theory
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2009, 11:40:28 AM »
P.S. H1N1 quarantines were our secret plot...
Dont say Chiya suggested the idea?

they see me rollin', they hatin'..

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Re: H1N1 Theory
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2009, 10:52:18 PM »
@kureshii  ~ You really put some though into that didn't you...

I'm glad i have a life outside of anime, (i know blasphemy!) but oh well i guess i'm going to die from pig flu now... onik?
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Re: H1N1 Theory
« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2009, 06:36:07 AM »
That man is so stupid I would like to use him as proof against intelligent design.

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Re: H1N1 Theory
« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2009, 06:41:02 AM »
P.S. H1N1 quarantines were our secret ploy to get people to stay home so they can spend more time, uh, serving our cause (watching anime) instead of serving the human cause. You didn't hear it from me.
It's... super effective!  ;D

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Re: H1N1 Theory
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2009, 01:58:37 AM »
You know what the difference is between avian flu and swine flu?  For avian flu, you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment!
It took an hour to write; I figured it'd take an hour to read.

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Re: H1N1 Theory
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2009, 02:02:16 AM »
I sincerely hope you contract both simultaneously.

Offline Viseroid

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Re: H1N1 Theory
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2009, 04:28:26 AM »
You know what the difference is between avian flu and swine flu?  For avian flu, you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment!
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Offline morrefule

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Re: H1N1 Theory
« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2009, 04:37:45 AM »
You know what the difference is between avian flu and swine flu?  For avian flu, you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment!

Don't quit your day job, you will never make it in the world of stand-up
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Re: H1N1 Theory
« Reply #13 on: November 04, 2009, 10:33:44 AM »
Much as I would love to claim credit for that masterpiece, I cannot.  Somebody posted it on a bulletin board at work and I couldn't pass up the chance to share the brilliance.
It took an hour to write; I figured it'd take an hour to read.

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Re: H1N1 Theory
« Reply #14 on: November 04, 2009, 10:55:23 AM »
I'm glad i have a life outside of anime, (i know blasphemy!) but oh well i guess i'm going to die from pig flu now... onik?

Manga is Blasphemy now?

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Re: H1N1 Theory
« Reply #15 on: November 04, 2009, 10:49:39 PM »
So i was at work this morning and a local farmer came to drop some vegetables off and we got onto the topic of the h1n1 flu and he told me his theory.

He thinks that its all a conspiracy by the government, and the vaccinations are suppose to lower the population in order to raise our economy up again
 and  once they reach there goal there gonna ban the vaccinations. At first i thought he was just trying to be funny but as he went on i realized that he
truly believed this. anyway i thought it was a ridiculous theory which i felt i needed to share with others.

Happy Halloween! 
Truth be told, the farmer is quite smart. (don't flame against me untill you have watched this video). First click on the links in my signiture. After reading some information on both websites, then watch this video, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u5Nd9i1UiA
this video will tell you want that farmer was talking about and why he sincerely believed in what he thought. I am a conspiracy theorist and take it to myself. Do not flame against me UNTILL you have read/watched the above.
One image in sig only.

Offline sdedalus83

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Re: H1N1 Theory
« Reply #16 on: November 04, 2009, 10:54:06 PM »
blah blublah buhblah

Thank you for the lowbrow comedy.

Offline kureshii

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Re: H1N1 Theory
« Reply #17 on: November 05, 2009, 12:02:01 AM »
The irony of his signature banner doesn't escape me...

Guys, I too, think there’s some truth in this whole new world order theory. It is highly likely that within the next few decades, the world’s going to see a drastic change in leadership. Democracies will collapse, and what will replace it is global rule under the flag of BakaB— wait, who the f- wrote this in? Weren't we supposed to divert attention to bama-bama... Ohshi— get that camera out of my face! You didn't hear this from me!
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Re: H1N1 Theory
« Reply #18 on: November 05, 2009, 12:30:30 AM »
@Excale
Seeing your affinity for short catchy clips and single sentence headlines, you probably won't read the following post, but in case you do:

*sigh. Why do you think it is that nobody ever takes conspiracy theorists seriously. Even people a hell of a lot more connected and intelligent than us to those too idiotic to graduate high school know that those links are just...(dies out of inability to express how stupid your point of view is)

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Indeed that farmer is so stupid, that what he believes is nothing more than the most interesting story that he can comprehend. He probably never even opened an objective book on politics. He can't possibly understand even basic economics, probably doesn't know even basic history, is a layman in science, and doesn't realize that Franklin Roosevelt himself was labeled in his time as a crackpot fool who was simply trying to bankrupt the country.

Can conspiracy theorists actually structure arguments WITHOUT using 15 second(usually even shorter) clips, or referencing single line quotes. Idiot kid, at age 14 you are probably a freshman in high school aren't you. Or are you a middle schooler? You probably got all of this bull from either your parents, or from fox. I doubt you actually know any economics. I even highly doubt that you know much of anything (at 14, 99.99 % of people don't, and if you were part of that .01%, you would have though ahead and given more of an argument than saying look at the links)
« Last Edit: November 05, 2009, 12:50:03 AM by Xtras »