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Mikan

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Management Exam
« on: November 26, 2009, 02:16:05 AM »
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional manager. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

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2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say,
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Wrong Answer.


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3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?

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4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?


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Offline relic2279

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Re: Management Exam
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2009, 02:34:12 AM »
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Err, the test assumes the taker knows how to swim. If one does not, remove the elephant from the fridge and use it to float. Frozen elephant makes quite a nice boat, and usually scares off other predators due to WTF factor.

Offline Zin79

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Re: Management Exam
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2009, 02:56:45 AM »
But...I haven't put the elephant into the refrigerator yet...o.o..you mean the giraffe, right?  ???

EDIT : to be honest, my answers were all wrong! :'] I am not a student of management after all. ~
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Re: Management Exam
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2009, 03:24:27 AM »
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Offline cubensis55

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Re: Management Exam
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2009, 05:59:40 AM »
1,2) I chopped that motherf**king giraffe and elephant into pieces and put them both in the fridge.

3) Animals lack the intelligence to hold these so-called "conferences"

4) Use the giraffe and elephant meat to distract...

Can I be your manager now?

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Re: Management Exam
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2009, 06:15:45 AM »
i failed all of them because i seriously thought all 4 questions where COMPLETELY UNRELATED.
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Re: Management Exam
« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2009, 07:36:49 AM »
i failed all of them because i seriously thought all 4 questions where COMPLETELY UNRELATED.

^^ me too

when I read question#3 I had pictured Mufasa from the Lion King holding a meeting.


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Re: Management Exam
« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2009, 07:45:09 AM »
Mufasa is dead. Long live Scar!

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Re: Management Exam
« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2009, 08:37:19 AM »
Mufasa is dead. Long live Scar!

You bastard. I will have my revenge!

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Re: Management Exam
« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2009, 08:33:02 PM »
Mufasa is dead. Long live Scar!

You bastard. I will have my revenge!

Yeah, it's too bad Simba is a little bitch though. Ga hahahah!