Meh where do i start.
I dreamt that i was hopping around town questioning humanities screwed up life cycle, i saw images of green liquid orbs floating in the dark sky, i dont remember exactly but i think they where supposed to be a shield of some sort, when i got ahold of one i began to notice i was being followed. Saki Kasukabe from the anime Genshiken supposedly dating again after Kousaka managed to get rid of her, Saki confirmed my fears that i was indeed being trailed, from the looks of it it appears i was staying over at her house.
I ran back to my house and jumped out the 2 story window to throw them off, just as i was about to reach town all of a sudden police came out of nowhere and stopped me in my tracks, there i im sitting in the horrifically cold rain as the police contact my parents for whatever reason. Parents came the entire mess got sorted out then i went back home.
Parents went back to work then boom! Utu from Tower of Druaga comes to me complaining that Jil got captured by Lambdadelta and that he needs my help, all the while Satoko from Higurashi was spying on us and contacted Gaap which came to apprehend Utu and drag him away.
I was preparing the rescue mission, all of a sudden Gundam Seed jumps into the fray now, a small green haired kid came to my doorstep saying she was going to invite the others, before i could say Unfathomable she was already out of the building.
I must have lost consciousness somewhere because when i came too, all i remember is Satoko being turned into a palm sized plushie and i was about to kill her, i managed to restrain myself since the possibility of angering Gaap was high.
It was freaking cold out as i quickly tried to find a place to throw the alive freaked out plushie when i sensed that the Green haired kid and her friends was near.
Then i woke up... It was still dark out so i fell asleep again..
This time i dreamt i was on my computer watching my anime, there was a ruckus around the house so on my way to the toilet i went to investigate, it appeared that Ringo from angelic layer build a ridiculously long marble track and was behaving like her ADD ol'self. The blue haired boy from Beyblade was arguing with a lively girl that looked like Berntaskel, Bern took a BB gun and shot him in the head, it was a Comedic shot so yeah he appeared to be ok.
Then i dreamt about afew uninteresting stuff my clothes vanishing as i went to the restroom... huge undercover scandal with a governor and of all the places this dude chose to hide important data it had to be a a pair of socks..... Some couple escaping from a morphing house... The Serbian dessert... Ooh! then it gets interesting.
Some teenage boy running away before the authorities catch him because he pissed off some powerful figurehead?
The black haired boy which i'll call Hanji along with a blond accomplice which i'll name Sera ran into a poverty induced alley in the rain, water spilling everywhere, you could see the kids in their homes crying, Hanji and Sera decided to split up and meet again later.
Hanji found he had stumbled into some kind of Dark-Fedex Mailing system, there where people handling mail and preparing them.
Hanji soaking wet, spotted a new set of clothes and changed, another youngin which i'll call Eric spotted Hanji and told him to get out, the convo got interrupted when a fat girl came in and immediately got depressed after seeing Eric's face, When Hanji asked what was the matter, she painfully deluged on the days when she was slim and peppy. Eric kept harassing her 24/7 going as far to catch her off guard when she was sick, before it got out of hand she ate and ate until she because unattractive enough to ward him off.
Eric laughed maniacally while Hanji's face went dead pale, reason being that he is 30% female 70% male. 70% covering his personalty / voice the other 30% on the A sized chest.
Hanji deciding it was time to leave got up and left, Eric told him to hold on a a moment, since they were short on staff they could use an extra member, Hanji agreed.
Hanji climbed down a huge circular flight of stairs and then met up again with Sera who appeared to have brought a dehydrated Jade from the tales of abyss with her as time went on they became a couple.. lol
Hanji over time built up a following in the group to the point that he looked like a freaking leader man, i mean dam over 12 people following him, he looked like he was about to start some kind of rebellion. Oh and did i mention before he found Fedex Hanji made a pact with a eagle spirit in the dessert that saved him from dying there...
The eagle transformed into a human, we'll call him Ensin, who grew fond of Hanji. Ensin seemingly had the mentality of a 11 year old in a 18 year old body.
And then i woke up, putting an end to the chaos.