In the beginning there was skirts, the first unisex dress. But in the end it was men who invented the pants because we needed to cover our hairy legs, while women promised to keep theirs clean.
Honestly, I didn't like the idea of freedom to balls, they aren't going anywhere anytime soon. 
But I have to agree kilts definitely look badass
pants weren't invented to cover hairy legs, but because they provided better leg-freedom on horseback. If you have ever seen a ladies saddle you should fathom how uncomfortable riding a horse can be with a skirt. But since men nowadays rarely ride horses anymore, it makes perfect sense to go back to the old functional and comfortable way of wearing skirts. IMO most men can wear kilts or menskirts (which are usually just a longer version of kilts). And I might add that I don't find hairy men's legs overly unattractive - I guess it's a matter of genetics like most other look-related things as well... so in my opinion: Ace, wear skirts, you have pretty legs without a disgustingly dense hairgrowth and your ass rules.
(damn I could bite into that ass all day long....)
