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Share your weird retardisms
Sashamaru:
Post things that you've done, or still do, that are retarded.
Like the title says, not only must it seem kind of retarded, it also has to be weird.
The more unique, the better.
Don't post anything objectionable enough to either lock this thread or start a flame war
Feel free to comment on other people's posts but make sure to contribute something of your own as well.
I'll start:
There was a period of time when I was around 9 or 10 years old when I forgot how to swallow. I could only eat pea soup and cheerios. For some reason I just sort of.. auto-swallowed those. O_o; Otherwise, I was conscious of the process and no matter how hard I tried I wasn't able to swallow any other kind of food. This went on for several months, I believe.
Here's another one:
Every so often, I'll randomly and inappropriately insert the word "hamburger" into a conversation. This amuses me. I don't know why. It's not premeditated, either. It's just a spare of the moment decision. I have a haunting feeling that my friends truly believe I have a screw loose. Well.. shit, maybe I do. >__>;
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Friend: This has been bugging me all day.. What do you call the dimple on your upper lip, beneath your nose?
Me: A hamburger.
Friend: What? No..
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Me: Dude I almost crashed my car last night.
Friend: Oh shit, what happened?
Me: I was going around that bend by my house, you know that bend?
Friend: I know that bend.
Me: Well, a fucking hamburger just came out of nowhere and crossed the road.
Friend: ...
Me: Came this close to crashing. I swerved just in time.
Friend: So.. you almost hit a deer?
Me: Yeah.
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Friend: What's the name of that movie with Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker called?
Me: Under Siege.
Friend: Wha..? No!
Me: Clear and Present Danger.
Friend: ...no.
Me: Hamburger.
Friend: Fuck you.
OK, that ought to give you an idea for what kind of weird retardisms I'm talking about. If you're OCD and you have a weird idiosyncrasy, that works too.
Enzedder:
I have a few retardisms that I can contribute while I am here. I will post some more later probably.
"So"
For some reason I when I talk to speak I naturally end a lot of my sentences with 'so'. Some might have picked it up in my posting as I often type it as well. I try to clear that up as much as possible though. I dunno what exactly it is or where I picked it up but it annoys the shit out of me sometimes. I think its because rather than explain the obvious I leave it up to them to fill in the blank.
"When a mummy and a daddy..."
Basically as it sounds. Whenever someone asks me a stupid question or one I don't know the answer to I just reply with the Birds and the Bees speech, "When a mummy and a daddy love each other very much....". At that point I am usually strangled or told to shut up so I never really get to finish but I never want to anyway. :P
Friend: I hate it when they end a movie with a cliffhanger for a second movie. I mean WHY!?! Why do it!?!
Me: Well you see, when a mummy and a daddy love each other very much...- ^_^
Friend: I hate you. -_-
There are more but its 2am so. :P
P.S. I won't remove that one purely to show what I mean by the first retardism.
mgz:
well me and my friends have a few retardisms some times its just babbling on rhyming words that are even remotely close to double and pronouncing them dooble and rhyming mumbling words till it gets to the point its just nonsense sounds and its hilarious.
Other being when we were watching OZ, the secretary for the warden says something about a meeting and tells him a time and say On the dot in a funny boston like accent and now at random we will just say AWN THE DAWT
in a high pitch retarded boston accent and its fuckin hilarious. Because anyone can join in for a few seconds after its been said once.
roihoxai:
I am afraid of bald Caucasian men. No reason. No idea why. Just scare me. I once pushed someone down some stairs to get away....
and on the topic of stairs.... >///>
I am afraid of escalators. Like crazy afraid. I was finally getting over it, too and we were on an escalator in Shibuya and there was a loud noise and the escalator stopped. I freaked out and turned to run into the people behind me who were like, "o_o wut." I was crying when we got to the top.
I reply with "Ha?" too much when I'm confused. My teacher is trying to get me to stop that since ハー？ Is sorta rude... :/
Meomix:
Meh cant think of much since i was locked in the house often to prevent me from doing stupid shit. But one time has got to be when i almost strangled my self with those zip cords that DO NOT COME LOSE once locked.
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