Share your weird retardisms

[Meomix]

Hmm here is a action i had to force my way through, it results in your brain freezing when you attempt it.
It happened one day then i was twirling my arms, as i attempted to twirl my arms in opposite directions simultaneously i just froze.

I told my dad to do it and he ended up frozen as well, took me several tries before i broke through it.

Lets see if any of you can do it.
Put your arms infront of you in this position, then rotate one arm clockwise then the other arm counterclockwise. Try and do this simultaneously.

[datora]

And, be careful about talking to cats.  They understand far more than they let on (not always a bad thing).  Trust me on that.  Lots of experience ...

Don't tease us tell us all about those cats!

I've said too much already.  I only cautioned about what they understand ... they have not explained the Cat Agenda to me (although, I do have my guesses).

You think I (or anyone) can understand cats ..?  Man, that's just crazy.

*leaves catnip offering to disguise his trail*

[1000mAh]

Whenever I see blood or something else blood related in anime or in real life, I get the feeling that I need meat...

[Havoc10K]

Hmm here is a action i had to force my way through, it results in your brain freezing when you attempt it.
It happened one day then i was twirling my arms, as i attempted to twirl my arms in opposite directions simultaneously i just froze.

I told my dad to do it and he ended up frozen as well, took me several tries before i broke through it.

Lets see if any of you can do it.
Put your arms infront of you in this position, then rotate one arm clockwise then the other arm counterclockwise. Try and do this simultaneously.

lol I managed o_O
i'm surprised, it was kinda hard though

[ssmichaelot]

Not sure if this is a retardism but random dumb shit i do while driving almost gets me in trouble but never does. Once while pulling into my driveway I inadvertently hit the gas and nearly plowed into the house. I ended up about a foot away, right on top of a bush (which mysteriously died sometime later) and reversed off the thing. No harm done to house or car.

[Havoc10K]

I feel bad for Bush /pun

my sister drives the same way lol.

[JoonasTo]

Hmm here is a action i had to force my way through, it results in your brain freezing when you attempt it.
It happened one day then i was twirling my arms, as i attempted to twirl my arms in opposite directions simultaneously i just froze.

I told my dad to do it and he ended up frozen as well, took me several tries before i broke through it.

Lets see if any of you can do it.
Put your arms infront of you in this position, then rotate one arm clockwise then the other arm counterclockwise. Try and do this simultaneously.

(click to show/hide)

lol I managed o_O
i'm surprised, it was kinda hard though

I must be doing something wrong because I didn't have any problems at all...

[kurandoinu]

^Same here :S

[Roven]

Whenever I go up or down the stairs I have this urge that the last step has to be with my right leg...
and the first to be with my left...

ٍٍSo...I love stairs with even numbers of steps...ugh

[Meomix]

Hmm here is a action i had to force my way through, it results in your brain freezing when you attempt it.
It happened one day then i was twirling my arms, as i attempted to twirl my arms in opposite directions simultaneously i just froze.

I told my dad to do it and he ended up frozen as well, took me several tries before i broke through it.

Lets see if any of you can do it.
Put your arms infront of you in this position, then rotate one arm clockwise then the other arm counterclockwise. Try and do this simultaneously.

(click to show/hide)

lol I managed o_O
i'm surprised, it was kinda hard though

I must be doing something wrong because I didn't have any problems at all...

Do it as the triangle position as shown in the screenshot, not the steering wheel position. If you still got it right after that then yeah i hate you. X3

[JoonasTo]

I quess you hate me then...

But I should say, I'm a pro in twirling my thumbs in opposite directions too so...

[Roven]

I can move my ears my left ear actually

[1000mAh]

I start speaking english when I'm tierd enough...

[flyawave]

Hmm here is a action i had to force my way through, it results in your brain freezing when you attempt it.
It happened one day then i was twirling my arms, as i attempted to twirl my arms in opposite directions simultaneously i just froze.

I told my dad to do it and he ended up frozen as well, took me several tries before i broke through it.

Lets see if any of you can do it.
Put your arms infront of you in this position, then rotate one arm clockwise then the other arm counterclockwise. Try and do this simultaneously.

(click to show/hide)

lol I managed o_O
i'm surprised, it was kinda hard though

I must be doing something wrong because I didn't have any problems at all...

Do it as the triangle position as shown in the screenshot, not the steering wheel position. If you still got it right after that then yeah i hate you. X3

It's... impossible...
well, I just about managed it but it took (I timed it) 2:47 to unfreeze

[Havoc10K]

Hmm here is a action i had to force my way through, it results in your brain freezing when you attempt it.
It happened one day then i was twirling my arms, as i attempted to twirl my arms in opposite directions simultaneously i just froze.

I told my dad to do it and he ended up frozen as well, took me several tries before i broke through it.

Lets see if any of you can do it.
Put your arms infront of you in this position, then rotate one arm clockwise then the other arm counterclockwise. Try and do this simultaneously.

(click to show/hide)

lol I managed o_O
i'm surprised, it was kinda hard though

I must be doing something wrong because I didn't have any problems at all...

Do it as the triangle position as shown in the screenshot, not the steering wheel position. If you still got it right after that then yeah i hate you. X3

It's... impossible...
well, I just about managed it but it took (I timed it) 2:47 to unfreeze

Install yourself a RESET button :)

[pingryanime]

... I'm doing something wrong, I have no problem doing that...

also when taking those multiple choice sections in tests (like the SAT, PSAT, or if you're not in the US. any of those "fill in the correct circle in the answer sheet" sort of tests, I have a REALLY bad urge to make cool patterns when filling htem out.

[temuchin]

- I don't know to ride a bicycle yet or even swim... I'm 25.

I'm 20 and I can't ride a bike yet either. I'm a little scared to start now, I think I'll look retarded falling over on a bike at this age...

i hope you're are referring to a motorcycle.

strange things about moi:

i always wear my shades in public unless i am at a job or with family.   
i am incredibly picky eater and the only "sweet" thing i eat is apple pie.
every night when i go to sleep i always hope/pray that "i may dream forever"
although my personal life is quite chaotic every material possession/computer file etc has to be meticulously organized/labeled.
i tend to purchase literature that reflects what i am/can relate to- i.e my latest purchases are Dostoevsky "Crime & Punishment".

[pingryanime]

oh crap now I can't do the arm spinny thing... wtf I was doing this a few hours ago O.o

[Havoc10K]

- I don't know to ride a bicycle yet or even swim... I'm 25.

I'm 20 and I can't ride a bike yet either. I'm a little scared to start now, I think I'll look retarded falling over on a bike at this age...

i hope you're are referring to a motorcycle.

strange things about moi:

i always wear my shades in public unless i am at a job or with family.   
i am incredibly picky eater and the only "sweet" thing i eat is apple pie.
every night when i go to sleep i always hope/pray that "i may dream forever"
although my personal life is quite chaotic every material possession/computer file etc has to be meticulously organized/labeled.
i tend to purchase literature that reflects what i am/can relate to- i.e my latest purchases are Dostoevsky "Crime & Punishment".

I hope you read that book, pretty good piece
I'm Chaotic myself when it comes to stuff, at a first glance you will see there is nothing but chaos on my shelves and stuff, but I know where everything is, and if I am not around, just looking at it, and you need something, you will know yourself where to find that what you look for Chaos Magic at your best only in Havoc's room

[Roven]

I have 23 tabs on my browser now...