Share your weird retardisms

[JoonasTo]

- I don't know to ride a bicycle yet or even swim... I'm 25.

I'm 20 and I can't ride a bike yet either. I'm a little scared to start now, I think I'll look retarded falling over on a bike at this age...

i hope you're are referring to a motorcycle.

strange things about moi:

i always wear my shades in public unless i am at a job or with family.   
i am incredibly picky eater and the only "sweet" thing i eat is apple pie.
every night when i go to sleep i always hope/pray that "i may dream forever"
although my personal life is quite chaotic every material possession/computer file etc has to be meticulously organized/labeled.
i tend to purchase literature that reflects what i am/can relate to- i.e my latest purchases are Dostoevsky "Crime & Punishment".

I hope you read that book, pretty good piece
I'm Chaotic myself when it comes to stuff, at a first glance you will see there is nothing but chaos on my shelves and stuff, but I know where everything is, and if I am not around, just looking at it, and you need something, you will know yourself where to find that what you look for Chaos Magic at your best only in Havoc's room

Naah, it's just the natural enthropy taking over.

"It is in the nature of matter to strive for natural enthropy."
That's what I used to tell my mom when I was in high school and she commented about my room being a mess.

[kurandoinu]

- I don't know to ride a bicycle yet or even swim... I'm 25.

I'm 20 and I can't ride a bike yet either. I'm a little scared to start now, I think I'll look retarded falling over on a bike at this age...

i hope you're are referring to a motorcycle.

Nope, a push bike. My dad's brother died when he went out on his bike as a kid, so my parents never taught me and my sisters as we live near a main road.

[pingryanime]

B-Bump

but I just remembered something that I now find very, actually I found it back then, very weird.


I once had this dream that I was crossdressing... no, I was a girl in the dream so technically NOT crossdressing, as a maid... and like, you know, I was anime-fied and all, had those frilly maid outfits on... yeah... and I was running around serving people...


I think it might have been one of the days I went 3 days without sleep and watched too much anime...''



edit:

actually to be honest I enjoyed the dream~

[tomoya-kun]

^^^^ You are a terribly confused person.   

i had a dream that Ui was real and became my girlfriends

[pingryanime]

^^^^ You are a terribly confused person.   

i had a dream that Ui was real and became my girlfriends

Aren't we all?

[Kyrdua]

B-Bump

but I just remembered something that I now find very, actually I found it back then, very weird.


I once had this dream that I was crossdressing... no, I was a girl in the dream so technically NOT crossdressing, as a maid... and like, you know, I was anime-fied and all, had those frilly maid outfits on... yeah... and I was running around serving people...


I think it might have been one of the days I went 3 days without sleep and watched too much anime...''



edit:

actually to be honest I enjoyed the dream~

you call that weird? I once dreamed that i crossdressed as reimu(i has manpits, so it gets wierd) in school DURING A CLASS.
it gets worse, a guy(perhaps a classmate) was dressed as Rinnosuke!! it was a fucking cosplay hell and no one noticed!!(well, it was a dream)

also, i have a few weird characteristics

my version of desu is "no shit man" and "man"
dude: yo, man that scene from HOTD where saeko was dodging bullets was dope!
me: indeed brethren, no shit man.

dude:i ate spotted dick for lunch.
me: *uninterested*really? awesome man, no shit man.

dude: i love you.
me: fuck it, i don't swing that way man, you sure are weird man, no shit man.

redundancy and pointing out the obvious.
(no example needed)

I am prone to aside glance http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AsideGlance
i often say my inner monologues out loud http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Ptitlensfzkfi4?from=Main.DidIJustSayThatOutLoud
i often speak in a sarcastic tone even when serious.
I repeat whatever people say(much like solid snake)

example:
dude, can you get me X?
me: sure where can i find this X?
dude: you can find it in the second floor, inside the drawer, beside my sister's panties.
me: on the second floor, inside the drawer, besides your sister's panties. got it.

another

blabla bla bla that guy cam from our class.
me: that guy came from our class?

[pingryanime]

B-Bump

but I just remembered something that I now find very, actually I found it back then, very weird.


I once had this dream that I was crossdressing... no, I was a girl in the dream so technically NOT crossdressing, as a maid... and like, you know, I was anime-fied and all, had those frilly maid outfits on... yeah... and I was running around serving people...


I think it might have been one of the days I went 3 days without sleep and watched too much anime...''



edit:

actually to be honest I enjoyed the dream~

you call that weird? I once dreamed that i crossdressed as reimu(i has manpits, so it gets wierd) in school DURING A CLASS.
it gets worse, a guy(perhaps a classmate) was dressed as Rinnosuke!! it was a fucking cosplay hell and no one noticed!!(well, it was a dream)

also, i have a few weird characteristics

my version of desu is "no shit man" and "man"
dude: yo, man that scene from HOTD where saeko was dodging bullets was dope!
me: indeed brethren, no shit man.

dude:i ate spotted dick for lunch.
me: *uninterested*really? awesome man, no shit man.

dude: i love you.
me: fuck it, i don't swing that way man, you sure are weird man, no shit man.

redundancy and pointing out the obvious.
(no example needed)

I am prone to aside glance http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AsideGlance
i often say my inner monologues out loud http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Ptitlensfzkfi4?from=Main.DidIJustSayThatOutLoud
i often speak in a sarcastic tone even when serious.
I repeat whatever people say(much like solid snake)

example:
dude, can you get me X?
me: sure where can i find this X?
dude: you can find it in the second floor, inside the drawer, beside my sister's panties.
me: on the second floor, inside the drawer, besides your sister's panties. got it.

another

blabla bla bla that guy cam from our class.
me: that guy came from our class?

holy shit I do that ALL THE DAMN TIME and it drives some of my friends NUTS xD



Also if my last one was weird, do you find this weird?



yeah thats me, at a friends house...

[1000mAh]

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yeah thats me, at a friends house...

I lol'd xD

btw.
I Start singin sometimes When I listen music... And I'm not good...

...and pingry, those dreams are nothing abnormal.... not gonna tell you more of them 'cause If I did, I would be screwed...

[JoonasTo]

B-Bump

but I just remembered something that I now find very, actually I found it back then, very weird.


I once had this dream that I was crossdressing... no, I was a girl in the dream so technically NOT crossdressing, as a maid... and like, you know, I was anime-fied and all, had those frilly maid outfits on... yeah... and I was running around serving people...


I think it might have been one of the days I went 3 days without sleep and watched too much anime...''



edit:

actually to be honest I enjoyed the dream~

you call that weird? I once dreamed that i crossdressed as reimu(i has manpits, so it gets wierd) in school DURING A CLASS.
it gets worse, a guy(perhaps a classmate) was dressed as Rinnosuke!! it was a fucking cosplay hell and no one noticed!!(well, it was a dream)

also, i have a few weird characteristics

my version of desu is "no shit man" and "man"
dude: yo, man that scene from HOTD where saeko was dodging bullets was dope!
me: indeed brethren, no shit man.

dude:i ate spotted dick for lunch.
me: *uninterested*really? awesome man, no shit man.

dude: i love you.
me: fuck it, i don't swing that way man, you sure are weird man, no shit man.

redundancy and pointing out the obvious.
(no example needed)

I am prone to aside glance http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AsideGlance
i often say my inner monologues out loud http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Ptitlensfzkfi4?from=Main.DidIJustSayThatOutLoud
i often speak in a sarcastic tone even when serious.
I repeat whatever people say(much like solid snake)

example:
dude, can you get me X?
me: sure where can i find this X?
dude: you can find it in the second floor, inside the drawer, beside my sister's panties.
me: on the second floor, inside the drawer, besides your sister's panties. got it.

another

blabla bla bla that guy cam from our class.
me: that guy came from our class?

holy shit I do that ALL THE DAMN TIME and it drives some of my friends NUTS xD



Also if my last one was weird, do you find this weird?

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yeah thats me, at a friends house...

Holy shit, dude, that looks AWESOME!

And concerning the repeating thing. That's actually a good way to memorise things.

[Roven]

I like my cat more than some humans in my life

[Kyrdua]

Also if my last one was weird, do you find this weird?



yeah thats me, at a friends house...

not weird. AWESOME!! but if you can run around in public wearing that you've gotta have guts.

[FeelGood-kun]

I start speaking english when I'm tierd enough...

I fail to speak in Finnish these days. I get massive blackouts on small words and then forget what I was supposed to say in the first place. Sometimes I just fill in English or Japanese.

I'm afraid, really... I have the last matriculation exam next spring that quite wonderfully happens to be mother tongue *shot* I just hope I pass...

And I talk what I write. Not so loud when there are people about the house that have a possibility of hearing me, but... every single time. Even when I have people sitting next to me.

I have a tendency to lose my glasses all over the place. At least 10 times a day too.

And @ pingry That's frigging awesome~ *sends-you-a-hug*

[Meandola]

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yeah thats me, at a friends house...

I lol'd xD

btw.
I Start singin sometimes When I listen music... And I'm not good...

...and pingry, those dreams are nothing abnormal.... not gonna tell you more of them 'cause If I did, I would be screwed...

Singing to music you're listening to is weird? Well guess I'm in the same boat then. I sing to the music I'm listening to all the time and no, I don't care where I am. If I'm on my bike to school then I can and will sing along to my music, regardless if it's Nightwish, Soilwork or Jpop.
I get funny looks occasionally, I don't really care

[Kyrdua]

(click to show/hide)

yeah thats me, at a friends house...

I lol'd xD

btw.
I Start singin sometimes When I listen music... And I'm not good...

...and pingry, those dreams are nothing abnormal.... not gonna tell you more of them 'cause If I did, I would be screwed...

Singing to music you're listening to is weird? Well guess I'm in the same boat then. I sing to the music I'm listening to all the time and no, I don't care where I am. If I'm on my bike to school then I can and will sing along to my music, regardless if it's Nightwish, Soilwork or Jpop.
I get funny looks occasionally, I don't really care

nightwish huh? which era? Tarja or Anette or do you only sing on the parts with marco?

[Meandola]

Tarja, don't like Anette that much. And I sing along to pretty much any song

[Kyrdua]

Tarja, don't like Anette that much. And I sing along to pretty much any song

I am giving you a funny look right now...

[Meandola]

Tarja, don't like Anette that much. And I sing along to pretty much any song

I am giving you a funny look right now...

Excellent, I was beginning to worry I wouldn't get any today

[pingryanime]

xD


Next time I goto my friends house I'll run around in that if you guys want xD

He lives in another town so no one will know me, and thats considering they figure out my face behind the dakimakura xDD

[Kyrdua]

xD


Next time I goto my friends house I'll run around in that if you guys want xD

He lives in another town so no one will know me, and thats considering they figure out my face behind the dakimakura xDD

yeah,and the next thing you'll know you'll be in their local news. with the headline

Random Otaku Terrorizes town by running around in a dakimakura cover.
local police still hunting the suspect down.

ROFL

[pingryanime]

xD


Next time I goto my friends house I'll run around in that if you guys want xD

He lives in another town so no one will know me, and thats considering they figure out my face behind the dakimakura xDD

yeah,and the next thing you'll know you'll be in their local news. with the headline

Random Otaku Terrorizes town by running around in a dakimakura cover.
local police still hunting the suspect down.

ROFL

Hey at least I'll feel accomplished and famous!


Also then no one shall question my anime-ism!


or my weird-ism... whichever suits you better