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Offline Meandola

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Re: Share your weird retardisms
« Reply #140 on: November 28, 2010, 05:13:37 PM »
How will you be famous if no one could see your face?!
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Offline pingryanime

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Re: Share your weird retardisms
« Reply #141 on: November 28, 2010, 05:15:57 PM »
Quote from: Meandola on November 28, 2010, 05:13:37 PM
How will you be famous if no one could see your face?!

"The Body Pillow Man."

That's all I need :P
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Re: Share your weird retardisms
« Reply #142 on: November 28, 2010, 05:27:24 PM »
Quote from: pingryanime on November 28, 2010, 05:15:57 PM
Quote from: Meandola on November 28, 2010, 05:13:37 PM
How will you be famous if no one could see your face?!

"The Body Pillow Man."

That's all I need :P

GOD DAMN MAN THAT IS SO DAMN HILARIOUS!!!*laughs so hard he's already crying*

seriously man, that's gotta be the coolest name i've ever heard!

from now on i'll be calling you that!
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Re: Share your weird retardisms
« Reply #143 on: November 28, 2010, 05:28:49 PM »
Quote from: Kyrdua on November 28, 2010, 05:27:24 PM
Quote from: pingryanime on November 28, 2010, 05:15:57 PM
Quote from: Meandola on November 28, 2010, 05:13:37 PM
How will you be famous if no one could see your face?!

"The Body Pillow Man."

That's all I need :P

GOD DAMN MAN THAT IS SO DAMN HILARIOUS!!!*laughs so hard he's already crying*

seriously man, that's gotta be the coolest name i've ever heard!

from now on i'll be calling you that!

I don't mind :P


But seriously I think I'll walk around in that next time I head over to my friends house xD
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Re: Share your weird retardisms
« Reply #144 on: November 28, 2010, 05:30:56 PM »
^ okay then, body pillow man.(btw, how do you say it in japanese? romanji please.)
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Re: Share your weird retardisms
« Reply #145 on: November 28, 2010, 05:34:59 PM »
Quote from: Kyrdua on November 28, 2010, 05:30:56 PM
^ okay then, body pillow man.(btw, how do you say it in japanese? romanji please.)

hmm, well theres a few ways


Dakimakura Shounen (but thats more dakimakura boy technically, but in context it doesn't have to)

Dakimakura Otoko (thats more Dakimakura Man, even though the word itself is "boy", context wise it can be used, actually is often used as "man")

Dakimakura-san (no need for translation eh?)

Ano Dakimakura wo kabuseta baka na kusogaki no yatsu (that stupid piece of shit brat that's wearing a dakimakura) :D
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Re: Share your weird retardisms
« Reply #146 on: November 28, 2010, 05:42:45 PM »
then it's decided! Dakimakura-kun!(and i'll call tomoya kettai/hentai-kun, lol)
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Re: Share your weird retardisms
« Reply #147 on: November 28, 2010, 06:02:05 PM »
Quote from: Kyrdua on November 28, 2010, 05:42:45 PM
then it's decided! Dakimakura-kun!(and i'll call tomoya kettai/hentai-kun, lol)

I like tomoya's new name :P
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Re: Share your weird retardisms
« Reply #148 on: November 28, 2010, 06:04:11 PM »
Quote from: Kyrdua on November 28, 2010, 05:42:45 PM
then it's decided! Dakimakura-kun!(and i'll call tomoya kettai/hentai-kun, lol)

Ya mean the No-Life-Tomoya on BakaBT forums?

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Also, I have the habbit of hiting things when I get startled or upset because of sumthing.
example: don't sneak behind me and grab my shoulder... If it isdark enough you have fist carvedinto your face...
Well, this has happened few times... on day for my luck... my fist was about 0.5cm away of that guys jaw...
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Re: Share your weird retardisms
« Reply #149 on: November 28, 2010, 07:03:40 PM »
Quote from: 1000mAh on November 28, 2010, 06:04:11 PM
Quote from: Kyrdua on November 28, 2010, 05:42:45 PM
then it's decided! Dakimakura-kun!(and i'll call tomoya kettai/hentai-kun, lol)

Ya mean the No-Life-Tomoya on BakaBT forums?

_____________

Also, I have the habbit of hiting things when I get startled or upset because of sumthing.
example: don't sneak behind me and grab my shoulder... If it isdark enough you have fist carvedinto your face...
Well, this has happened few times... on day for my luck... my fist was about 0.5cm away of that guys jaw...

lol come on he's not THAT bad xD
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Offline 1000mAh

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Re: Share your weird retardisms
« Reply #150 on: November 28, 2010, 07:13:31 PM »
Quote from: pingryanime on November 28, 2010, 07:03:40 PM
Quote from: 1000mAh on November 28, 2010, 06:04:11 PM
Quote from: Kyrdua on November 28, 2010, 05:42:45 PM
then it's decided! Dakimakura-kun!(and i'll call tomoya kettai/hentai-kun, lol)

Ya mean the No-Life-Tomoya on BakaBT forums?

_____________

Also, I have the habbit of hiting things when I get startled or upset because of sumthing.
example: don't sneak behind me and grab my shoulder... If it isdark enough you have fist carvedinto your face...
Well, this has happened few times... on day for my luck... my fist was about 0.5cm away of that guys jaw...

lol come on he's not THAT bad xD

don't lie to me! He got the name No-Life-Tomoya, it will be hard to get rid of it...

Just like I'm 1000mAh The Pervert Spammer King
It was only Spammer King at start... Got that around the time Stream was in here...
The Pervert is newer...
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Offline Havoc10K

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Re: Share your weird retardisms
« Reply #151 on: November 28, 2010, 09:26:42 PM »
damn I'm insane, today i had a drunk russian customer, he wanted to buy a 1TB HDD case, all of a sudden i decided to talk to him BACKWARDS, for the remainder of our chat, I was talking BACKWARD POLISH and he understood me o_o; my co-worker was having a face like when you're about to drop your jaw, I sold him 2 HDDs Toshiba 1TB/HDD external discs, and kept my cool smile the entire time, when he walked away i looked at my co-worker and said "oh fuck lol!" and she said "you're fucking insane! XD"

i was so damn tired that I think it was only possible cuz of that, it's really hard to talk backwards polish.
Epic Day :)
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Offline BrownMasterV

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Re: Share your weird retardisms
« Reply #152 on: November 28, 2010, 09:32:17 PM »
I jump and do a 360-degree turn almost every time I get into bed.
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Offline JoonasTo

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Re: Share your weird retardisms
« Reply #153 on: November 28, 2010, 09:55:50 PM »
Talk backwards, man that's epic!  ;D
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Re: Share your weird retardisms
« Reply #154 on: November 28, 2010, 10:07:15 PM »
Quote from: Havoc10K on November 28, 2010, 09:26:42 PM
damn I'm insane, today i had a drunk russian customer, he wanted to buy a 1TB HDD case, all of a sudden i decided to talk to him BACKWARDS, for the remainder of our chat, I was talking BACKWARD POLISH and he understood me o_o; my co-worker was having a face like when you're about to drop your jaw, I sold him 2 HDDs Toshiba 1TB/HDD external discs, and kept my cool smile the entire time, when he walked away i looked at my co-worker and said "oh fuck lol!" and she said "you're fucking insane! XD"

i was so damn tired that I think it was only possible cuz of that, it's really hard to talk backwards polish.
Epic Day :)

Oh god that's epic. Also, you just reminded me of RPN calculators :D
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Re: Share your weird retardisms
« Reply #155 on: November 29, 2010, 01:50:34 AM »
shit I don't even know where to begin talking backwards in either English, Japanese, OR German...
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Re: Share your weird retardisms
« Reply #156 on: November 29, 2010, 02:23:36 AM »
Quote from: BrownMasterV on November 28, 2010, 09:32:17 PM
I jump and do a 360-degree turn almost every time I get into bed.

lol, i do that too.
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Re: Share your weird retardisms
« Reply #157 on: November 29, 2010, 02:24:33 AM »
Quote from: Kyrdua on November 29, 2010, 02:23:36 AM
Quote from: BrownMasterV on November 28, 2010, 09:32:17 PM
I jump and do a 360-degree turn almost every time I get into bed.

lol, i do that too.

I'm always IN bed so... :P
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Re: Share your weird retardisms
« Reply #158 on: November 29, 2010, 01:23:25 PM »
Everytime I see Basketball Basket, I must at least try to jump and get a hold of it... If I manmage to do that, 1st I rise my legs up and to sides when they are straight, then I swing 'em down, and start swingin from it and in the end I jump off backwards...

Also Brownsy, Everytime I jump I do 360... xD
when jumping into my bed it is only 180 :P

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Re: Share your weird retardisms
« Reply #159 on: November 29, 2010, 03:17:48 PM »
There was this time when we had a Dota marathon, I had to do some errands so I was late and already missed 3 games, I was so pissed when I was looking for parking place and when I found one I was just reversing when this yellow Corvette just came out of nowhere and took my spot.

I got out and wanted to talk to the guy but he was too busy checking his hair and the music was too loud anyway...

I was pissed and late so I just parked right in in front of him and got him completely blocked. felt so good :)
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