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shabutie:

--- Quote from: PrOdiGyiNaCn on March 14, 2010, 11:51:59 PM ---I still subconsciously avoid sidewalk cracks too.  I don't know when I realized I was still doing it, but if I am walking alone I catch myself changing my stride to avoid them.  25+ years of avoiding sidewalk cracks...   

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I do that as well.  I also try to space out my steps so I end up starting each new block with my right foot forward, taking the same amount of steps on each block...  No clue why... force of habit.

Lord of Fire:

--- Quote from: Enzedder on March 11, 2010, 11:45:07 AM ---I think a guardian angel is watching over me. The number of times I have avoided accidents, serious or minor, by the slightest of margins is weird. I have gotten to the point where if I realize that I was close to getting injured but didn't I thank a little angel. I named her Serephena. ^_^

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I've actually survived more accidents than a regular human being would. The worst I ever got was a broken collarbone and that was from a minor accident. It's getting to the point where I fear that falling down the stairs might actually kill me faster than anything else.

Anyway, as for retardations: try taking two tests in school for subjects you don't have because you keep mixing up in which class you're supposed be in and are too braindead to realize that. And then feeling like an enormous idiot when your classmates point that out to you. That was 20 years ago, but it still haunts me till this very day.

Talapus:

--- Quote from: Lord of Fire on March 15, 2010, 12:46:10 PM ---Anyway, as for retardations: try taking two tests in school for subjects you don't have because you keep mixing up in which class you're supposed be in and are too braindead to realize that. And then feeling like an enormous idiot when your classmates point that out to you. That was 20 years ago, but it still haunts me till this very day.

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And at no point did you ask "How the hell am I supposed to know this?"

I remember the first day of class one semester when I sat down in the wrong classroom. I sat there and pretended I was part of the class for an hour because I didn't want to walk out in the middle of it. It was an upper division EE course, and I had no clue what the prof was talking about...

isukianime:
I talk to myself while driving alone....not a lot mind you but enough. whenever someone looks at me i just pretend i'm on a call using a hands free device.

kurandoinu:
If I'm in a public bathroom, I won't come out of the stall until theres nobody there if I can help it. Obviously I can't do this in busy ones, but I do it all the time at uni. Just stand there and wait until anyone else is gone. I hate meeting people in the loos.

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