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JoonasTo:
--- Quote from: Roven on November 29, 2010, 03:17:48 PM ---There was this time when we had a Dota marathon, I had to do some errands so I was late and already missed 3 games, I was so pissed when I was looking for parking place and when I found one I was just reversing when this yellow Corvette just came out of nowhere and took my spot.
I got out and wanted to talk to the guy but he was too busy checking his hair and the music was too loud anyway...
I was pissed and late so I just parked right in in front of him and got him completely blocked. felt so good :)
--- End quote ---
We did that at my last job when someone parked their car in our company spot. Always parked the van in the way so he couldn't leave without coming inside and asking for us to move it. Man they were ashamed.
pingryanime:
I take my bio notes in html...
Roven:
I suck at parking, I've scratched my car 3 times, but I drift with no problem...mostly.
vicious796:
Any and every argument my wife and I may get into always involves "your mom's face"
It typically goes like:
You're stupid.
Your Mom is stupid.
Your face is stupid.
Your Mom's face is stupid.
Every time. Without fail. Seriously angry or not. A more serious example is:
Why haven't you paid the mortgage yet?
Your Mom pays the mortgage.
Your face pays the mortgage.
Your Mom's face pays the mortgage.
Seriously, pay the mortgage.
Even if the other is hesitant to play the game
Wife: Take the f'ing trash out.
Me: Your Mom takes the trash out.
Wife: I'm not doing this with you.
Me: Your face isn't doing this with me.
Wife: Your mom's face isn't playing this game either, now take the f'ing trash out.
kurandoinu:
^ I do that too. :D
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