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pingryanime:
Oh so do I occasionally xD

Havoc10K:

--- Quote from: vicious796 on November 30, 2010, 06:22:58 PM ---Any and every argument my wife and I may get into always involves "your mom's face"

It typically goes like:

You're stupid.
Your Mom is stupid.
Your face is stupid.
Your Mom's face is stupid.

Every time. Without fail. Seriously angry or not. A more serious example is:

Why haven't you paid the mortgage yet?
Your Mom pays the mortgage.
Your face pays the mortgage.
Your Mom's face pays the mortgage.
Seriously, pay the mortgage.

Even if the other is hesitant to play the game

Wife: Take the f'ing trash out.
Me: Your Mom takes the trash out.
Wife: I'm not doing this with you.
Me: Your face isn't doing this with me.
Wife: Your mom's face isn't playing this game either, now take the f'ing trash out.

--- End quote ---
I so roflmaod, seriously ? that is so epic :D

vicious796:
Yep, every time. It's mostly my insistence to maintain a certain level of playfulness in our relationship and never let things get more serious than they are. One of my simple guidelines that has served me well for the past few years.

1000mAh:
When I'm at home, Watching anime in my own peace, then, someone comes to my room and tells me ''Take out the thrash'' I answer with breathing out while making a weard noise to come out of my nose...

x5ga:
I just danced to 'Cirno's Perfect Math Class' along with 9 other people, and we were all in our underwear and pretty drunk.

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