I don't get dancing. I mean, its so socially awkward. For something like you posted above, a choreographed dance you need to practice to avoid looking like a tit (though I half guess that was the point, you still gotta learn the basic routine even if you keep getting it wrong) and in most social situations you're either that guy that thinks he's cool because he can do the robot but really people are backing away because he's a pervy creep or you're the drunk that can't dance and so makes an ass out of himself. If you're lucky someone else will be a worse dancer and you'll simply go unnoticed, but why take the risk? Surely the best alternative is hence, not to dance.
The last time I had to dance was for a charity play I was performing in. Naturally we were short on volunteers who had any acting experience, so we had a couple of dancers who were stretching their legs into new territory, who thought "wouldn't it be great to open with a choreographed dance to Ice Cube's "
Put Your Ass To It." No, it fucking wouldn't. The only acceptable form of dance should be
skanking. Everyone looks like they have mental problems then so its all good. Unless we include
Blue Man Group. More bands should have dance guides...
