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TorturdChaos:
I went through a glitch a few years back for about 6 months or so where I would zone out while driving and start driving to the wrong destination. 
One time I was thinking about spending the weekend at a friends house that lives like 45min from town.  But it was Thursday and I had to work the next day - so I couldn't leave town yet.  Half way home I'm throughly zoned out and started driving to my friends house.  Worst part is I made it half way there before I realized I was going the wrong direction.

Have a paranoia of sitting with my back to an open room or space.  I really don't have much of a reason for this, just always afraid someone is going to sneak up behind me and do horrible things to me.  All my furniture in my house has the back against a wall, and I always try to get a booth at restaurants next to a wall and sit with my back to the wall, even if I have to sit sideways.

I talk to inanimate objects a lot.  Car, computer, printer, can opener, radio, tv, coffee cup.....

Also yell at other people on that road when they take off reallllly slow from a stop light or don't take off as soon a the light turns green.

Supai:

--- Quote from: Havoc10K on October 12, 2011, 07:13:18 AM ---Lol I open the fridge every time I am in the kitchen :)

--- End quote ---

This. Can't think of anything else.

Dale08:
Recently I've started vocalising the kick and snare drum sounds whenever I leave my computer chair. I've been listening to too much drum and bass lately -__-

pingryanime:
Get a drumset and learn some music :D

Kyrdua:

--- Quote from: pingryanime on October 15, 2011, 04:10:22 AM ---Get a drumset and learn some music :D

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THIS. it will make you more awesome for real too.

as for weird retardism. stuttering and speaking in engrish.
i do it because it's shorter though, takes me tons of "um" and "uh" here and there to speak in consistently correct grammar.

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