Share your weird retardisms

[Sashamaru]

I've been using "Keanu Reeves!" as a curse word lately for when I spill something or stub my toe or basically just anything that involves me being clumsy. It sort of progressed into that from me yelling "kyaah!".
Another odd one.. When I'm startled I tend to blurt out "Samurai Showdown!". I have no explanation for this. o__o

[pingryanime]

I seem to have a strange tendency to include, "nyaa" in my words... in english... but not in Japanese when I'm at home... idk...

[1000mAh]

I seem to have a strange tendency to include, "nyaa" in my words... in english... but not in Japanese when I'm at home... idk...

olololol

Well I apparently lick the surroundings of my mouth...
My friend asked me today;
''Why do you lick the surroundings of your mouth so often?''

How in hell am I supposed to know!? I didn't even notce that I've been doing that... so often...

[1000mAh]

he he necroing

at school, we have chairs that have wheels, so, when ever I have nothing to do, I start racing around with one chair....

I have the habbit of opening the fridge 6 times/day and watching in for a while, and then closing the door....
Also, sometimes I just say, ''nothing I wantin here'' before closing the door, and then sometimes I just grap something.

[Havoc10K]

Lol I open the fridge every time I am in the kitchen

[TorturdChaos]

I went through a glitch a few years back for about 6 months or so where I would zone out while driving and start driving to the wrong destination. 
One time I was thinking about spending the weekend at a friends house that lives like 45min from town.  But it was Thursday and I had to work the next day - so I couldn't leave town yet.  Half way home I'm throughly zoned out and started driving to my friends house.  Worst part is I made it half way there before I realized I was going the wrong direction.

Have a paranoia of sitting with my back to an open room or space.  I really don't have much of a reason for this, just always afraid someone is going to sneak up behind me and do horrible things to me.  All my furniture in my house has the back against a wall, and I always try to get a booth at restaurants next to a wall and sit with my back to the wall, even if I have to sit sideways.

I talk to inanimate objects a lot.  Car, computer, printer, can opener, radio, tv, coffee cup.....

Also yell at other people on that road when they take off reallllly slow from a stop light or don't take off as soon a the light turns green.

[Supai]

Lol I open the fridge every time I am in the kitchen

This. Can't think of anything else.

[Dale08]

Recently I've started vocalising the kick and snare drum sounds whenever I leave my computer chair. I've been listening to too much drum and bass lately -__-

[pingryanime]

Get a drumset and learn some music

[Kyrdua]

Get a drumset and learn some music

THIS. it will make you more awesome for real too.

as for weird retardism. stuttering and speaking in engrish.
i do it because it's shorter though, takes me tons of "um" and "uh" here and there to speak in consistently correct grammar.

[Aquarisk]

I for no good reason will shake my head back in force quickly in perfect tempo. My friends even have a song they sing while I do it depending on how fast I go.

That and I will randomly call my friends by a name of another friend of mine.

[Ixarku]

I've realized that I hate stadium seating at movie theaters.  For some inexplicable reason, I cannot get comfortable, and I will spend an entire movie twitching, shifting around in my seat, and generally behaving like a spazz.  I know it's distracting to people sitting next to me, yet it's something I can't avoid doing.  I get uncomfortable trying to sit perfectly still.

[Maki-chan]

I am an electricity conservation nutcase. It doesn't matter what the device is (light bulb, computer, nucleonic planet buster, etc), if I run across something in the house that has apparently been left turned on but unattended, I will shut it off ... with no questions asked. So if you're at my house doing any gaming, it is NOT safe to go take a bio break ... lol

[Ixarku]

I do the same thing.  My roommate is a bit of an "absent-minded professor" type, so I occasionally roam the house turning stuff off, closing cabinets that he left half-open, or cleaning, picking up, or straightening up miscellaneous things.  I've relaxed a bit on this over the years, and my occasional nagging has gotten him to pay more attention and pick up after himself more.
 
(Hell, by this description, you'd think we were a married couple, but it's actually a "big brother / younger brother" dynamic.)

[Jurichan]

I can't focus on one thing at a time and I talk a lot on the phone and play with the radio while I'm driving.

[pingryanime]

I have this thing where I try to find the most efficient way of hugging my girlfriend. By most efficient, I mean most body contact with the least awkward position in public.

[Havoc10K]

I have this thing where I try to find the most efficient way of hugging my girlfriend. By most efficient, I mean most body contact with the least awkward position in public.

curse of needing to be dressed in clothes ?

[pingryanime]

She's not exactly of age where I can try for that kind of body contact, unfortunately
The woes of a highschool relation(well, until january... Then she's of age)

[Soryon]

On topic-
like 80% of the time, I pee outside in a bush.

[Ixarku]

On topic-
like 80% of the time, I pee outside in a bush.

I'm not exactly the most mechanically inclined person, but even I can do simple plumbing like install a new toilet.