Author Topic: Share your weird retardisms (Read 19944 times)

pingryanime · « **Reply #200 on:** October 29, 2011, 01:58:53 PM »

Maybe he's secretly an exhibitionist :O

Ixarku · « **Reply #201 on:** October 29, 2011, 02:07:01 PM »

Quote from: pingryanime on October 29, 2011, 01:58:53 PM

Maybe he's secretly an exhibitionist :O

If Soryon was an exhibitionist, somehow I doubt it would be a secret.

Havoc10K · « **Reply #202 on:** October 29, 2011, 02:13:18 PM »

If it was Soryon, it wouldn't either weird or retardism.
Considering it's him ...

pingryanime · « **Reply #203 on:** October 29, 2011, 03:06:12 PM »

True. True.

Maybe he's just a modest exhibitionist

Kyrdua · « **Reply #204 on:** October 29, 2011, 06:02:53 PM »

Quote from: Soryon on October 29, 2011, 01:06:33 AM

On topic-
like 80% of the time, I pee outside in a bush.

that is weird. normally one would do it on a wall. canine instincts?

kurandoinu · « **Reply #205 on:** October 29, 2011, 06:04:16 PM »

Quote from: Soryon on October 29, 2011, 01:06:33 AM

On topic-
like 80% of the time, I pee outside in a bush.

Is this while sober or not? I'm starting to think you're regressing

Soryon · « **Reply #206 on:** October 29, 2011, 06:10:32 PM »

Ok, ok. Its not like when I need to pee I deliberately go outside. I just often happen to be outside smoking or letting the dog out when I notice the urge. There is a bush out there that hides the act pretty well so its just killing 2 birds with one stone. I can pee while doing something else. It saves time and water!

It just happened that the other day I realized I was peeing outside more often then in a toilet. At least I dont drop deuces outside also.

kurandoinu · « **Reply #207 on:** October 29, 2011, 06:12:51 PM »

You must spend a lot of time outside.

Soryon · « **Reply #208 on:** October 29, 2011, 06:15:53 PM »

I do. Especially when I am drinking and during the summer.

Havoc10K · « **Reply #209 on:** October 29, 2011, 06:26:15 PM »

wait wait wait...
lemme get this straight ...

you pee at the same bush, for all those years ?

damn strong bush, must be some sort of weed with super strong genes in it XD

Soryon · « **Reply #210 on:** October 29, 2011, 06:32:10 PM »

Urine is actually quite often beneficial to plants. Look it up.

Havoc10K · « **Reply #211 on:** October 29, 2011, 06:35:32 PM »

I thought poop was beneficial, and urine is generally a lot of toxins filtered out from your body, so how can THAT benefit a plant ?

gonna check it out.

Kyrdua · « **Reply #212 on:** October 29, 2011, 06:43:50 PM »

Quote from: Havoc10K on October 29, 2011, 06:26:15 PM

wait wait wait...
lemme get this straight ...

you pee at the same bush, for all those years ?

I knew it. Soryon's just keeping his territory marked!

Havoc10K · « **Reply #213 on:** October 29, 2011, 06:45:39 PM »

Apparently urine CAN be beneficial to plants, but I highly doubt what Soryon exports from his body in form of urine can be good to anything ... he just drinks too much

That bush is an alcoholic !

kurandoinu · « **Reply #214 on:** October 29, 2011, 06:46:37 PM »

Quote from: Kyrdua on October 29, 2011, 06:43:50 PM

Quote from: Havoc10K on October 29, 2011, 06:26:15 PM
wait wait wait...
lemme get this straight ...

you pee at the same bush, for all those years ?

I knew it. Soryon's just keeping his territory marked!

I almost spat my drink out.

Retardism of my own: I like to hang pens from my lip.

Jarudin · « **Reply #215 on:** October 29, 2011, 10:23:43 PM »

I bite my lips when I'm stressed out $:-\$

Burkingam · « **Reply #216 on:** October 29, 2011, 10:31:18 PM »

Urine can be beneficial to plants but it can also poison them. The dose makes the poison.

kurandoinu · « **Reply #217 on:** October 30, 2011, 07:28:40 AM »

Quote from: Jarudin on October 29, 2011, 10:23:43 PM

I bite my lips when I'm stressed out $:-\$

I'm guilty of this one too. I also have to make sure I don't wear dangly earrings if I'm going somewhere that I'll be nervous as I play with them too much and make my ears hurt.

kitamesume · « **Reply #218 on:** October 30, 2011, 10:57:35 AM »

^ i accidentally left my coffee inside the fridge just about an hour ago... sucks i wanted my coffee hot.

well i had a coffee in hand, and had to take out a tray from the fridge, so placed the coffee inside, took out the tray, and forgot about it until an hour has passed.

goosi · « **Reply #219 on:** October 30, 2011, 05:56:24 PM »

Sometimes I go crazy and I have to find someone and squeeze their arms.
I always make this sound when I do it: "Mooooooom"
Don't exactly know when it started but I can't help it...