Author Topic: Share your weird retardisms (Read 19891 times)

Krystal · « **Reply #260 on:** December 01, 2011, 04:54:35 AM »

My vocal volume increases to a point where I have to be reminded every 5 minutes to cool down or chill out.

I talk with myself alone and have awesome escapades that happen in my imagination which unfortunately I unconsciously play out physically instead of just mentally; this is why I write my ideas so I look like, at the very least, an insane writer than an insane person.

I play the

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game in public. It can be hilariously funny, but I usually would yell it out at the most inappropriate of times.

I have brain farts when talking with people. I might have this awesome flow of eloquent speech that will inevitably stopped by an abrupt blank out because I forgot the next fancy word I was going to use to impress my audience.

Kyrdua · « **Reply #261 on:** December 01, 2011, 07:07:55 AM »

Ooh, sounds like Aspergers to me.

EDIT: WTF is a penis game anyway?

Krystal · « **Reply #262 on:** December 02, 2011, 02:11:55 AM »

Quote from: Kyrdua on December 01, 2011, 07:07:55 AM

Ooh, sounds like Aspergers to me.

EDIT: WTF is a penis game anyway?

I don't have Aspergers. Got scans and everything, though my psychologist did say I was under the influence of depression, but hey! Who isn't?

It's a funny and inappropriate game in local high schools and colleges in my area where one person yells out penis and starts a shouting contest of who can yell penis the loudest.

Kyrdua · « **Reply #263 on:** December 02, 2011, 02:21:51 AM »

I see. and that's an EPIC game.

Soryon · « **Reply #264 on:** December 02, 2011, 02:29:26 AM »

Reminds me of the circle game which I still play with a few certain friends from high school to this day.

metro. · « **Reply #265 on:** December 08, 2011, 09:22:13 AM »

Quote from: Krystal on December 02, 2011, 02:11:55 AM

Quote from: Kyrdua on December 01, 2011, 07:07:55 AM
Ooh, sounds like Aspergers to me.

EDIT: WTF is a penis game anyway?

I don't have Aspergers. Got scans and everything, though my psychologist did say I was under the influence of depression, but hey! Who isn't?

It's a funny and inappropriate game in local high schools and colleges in my area where one person yells out penis and starts a shouting contest of who can yell penis the loudest.

I thought that happened most places? It happened all the time in Elementary for me. Grade school if you're not from where I am.

I have to have my computer area set up just so and when people mess with it up and I go back to it, I get all flustered until I can find out what's wrong.

I also have to have every bottle in my room standing upright.

And every paper in a pile.

I might have OCD.

Nodame-chan · « **Reply #266 on:** December 08, 2011, 12:57:34 PM »

I'm just weird by myself

Supai · « **Reply #267 on:** December 08, 2011, 07:57:46 PM »

When I say 'bye' or something similar in chat, I wave my hand.

flyawave · « **Reply #268 on:** December 12, 2011, 03:36:05 PM »

Quote from: Supai on December 08, 2011, 07:57:46 PM

When I say 'bye' or something similar in chat, I wave my hand.

I knew I wasn't the only one, I just knew it.

We must look so silly waving at screens, but I just do it semi consciously. Weird huh?

Supai · « **Reply #269 on:** December 12, 2011, 04:29:25 PM »

Quote from: flyawave on December 12, 2011, 03:36:05 PM

Quote from: Supai on December 08, 2011, 07:57:46 PM
When I say 'bye' or something similar in chat, I wave my hand.
I knew I wasn't the only one, I just knew it.

We must look so silly waving at screens, but I just do it semi consciously. Weird huh?

Hah, I didn't think there would be someone here who would do that.

And yeah, I do it semi consciousily too. Quite weird indeed.

metro. · « **Reply #270 on:** December 12, 2011, 06:57:07 PM »

You're the same person! :O

Having to date every piece of paper I write on. Even if it's just scrap.

And liking to studying when I'm shivering cold.

Dale08 · « **Reply #271 on:** December 12, 2011, 07:04:54 PM »

Whenever I get a notification on Facebook or my MSN icon flashes, I must press it straight away.

metro. · « **Reply #272 on:** December 12, 2011, 07:21:31 PM »

Quote from: Dale08 on December 12, 2011, 07:04:54 PM

Whenever I get a notification on Facebook or my MSN icon flashes, I must press it straight away.

I always try to go as long as I can without checking it. When I used MSN I turned off the noise and my taskbar hides so I wouldn't obsessively check it

Krystal · « **Reply #273 on:** December 15, 2011, 10:34:02 PM »

Does narcolepsy count?

metro. · « **Reply #274 on:** December 15, 2011, 10:48:12 PM »

Lol nap attacks. Always imagined people just thumping out mid stride.

I don't see why not.

I space out at random times, and then don't realize it for a while. Awkward in conversation...

1000mAh · « **Reply #275 on:** December 17, 2011, 02:03:08 AM »

Quote from: metro. on December 15, 2011, 10:48:12 PM

Lol nap attacks. Always imagined people just thumping out mid stride.

I don't see why not.

Narcolepsy isn't retardism. Since, unlinke retardisms, you can stop those attacks, and there isn't any specific things to launch them. Retardisms are stupid things you do in certain situations or times, they are more like reflexes or habbits, it is easier to get than remove, for example, I've a habbit of nearly crushing the face of the person why touches my left shoulder from behind, luckly, I have never hit anyone because of that reflex, also other, when there is a long meeting/talk and I'm sitting, my legs start shaking.
+ When I'm waiting for something, and I need to wait at some point, I start walking circles.

Kyrdua · « **Reply #276 on:** December 17, 2011, 02:21:51 AM »

I have no narcolepsy but i love sleeping in class. okay... more like i can't control it and i sleep in class. dunno, just can't sleep elsewhere.

1000mAh · « **Reply #277 on:** December 17, 2011, 10:22:45 AM »

Quote from: Kyrdua on December 17, 2011, 02:21:51 AM

I have no narcolepsy but i love sleeping in class. okay... more like i can't control it and i sleep in class. dunno, just can't sleep elsewhere.

you know, I had that habbit as well, it ws because I couldn't sleep well at home because I kept watching anime/spamming forums till 2-5AM, then went to sleep, and when I got to school 3hrs late, I slept in the class.

Ultra_Magnus · « **Reply #278 on:** December 17, 2011, 05:55:03 PM »

I thank vending machines.

Dale08 · « **Reply #279 on:** December 17, 2011, 06:20:42 PM »

Quote from: Ultra_Magnus on December 17, 2011, 05:55:03 PM

I thank vending machines.

Hahaha

You made me laugh. But seriously, do you?