Author Topic: Share your weird retardisms (Read 19864 times)

Kyrdua · « **Reply #300 on:** December 25, 2011, 07:41:57 AM »

Saying "Ayayayaya" [NSFW] during "that's not what i mean" situations. e.g.

me: what's this? (referring to some food on a table)
em: food.
me: ayayayaya, I mean what's the name of this dish?
em: that be bacon eggs, with spam. sir.

btw, i do not assume the same pose in the link.

metro. · « **Reply #301 on:** December 28, 2011, 08:01:11 AM »

Having to peel oranges in one piece or getting more then a bit irritable.

cyph3R · « **Reply #302 on:** December 28, 2011, 11:55:41 AM »

im afraid of people... i cant even write on forums if im not drunk xD

kurandoinu · « **Reply #303 on:** December 28, 2011, 11:57:23 AM »

I get anxious around other people in bathrooms. If I'm out in public and I hear someone else washing their hands I'll hide in the stall till they're done. I have no idea why.

cyph3R · « **Reply #304 on:** December 28, 2011, 12:24:39 PM »

Quote from: kurandoinu on December 28, 2011, 11:57:23 AM

I get anxious around other people in bathrooms. If I'm out in public and I hear someone else washing their hands I'll hide in the stall till they're done. I have no idea why.

. i can only use my own toilet xD i even had to stop school cuz i cant talk to anyone... itake meds for this and they are completely useless

only alcholol seems to help

thescarykid · « **Reply #305 on:** December 30, 2011, 06:29:47 AM »

When people put their fingers in my belly button. Shit freaks me out.

metro. · « **Reply #306 on:** December 30, 2011, 06:32:14 AM »

I have a thing against people handing me stuff.

It bugs me to no end.

Havoc10K · « **Reply #307 on:** December 30, 2011, 07:03:47 AM »

Ok, this will be weird, but it's one of the reasons I moved out from parents as soon as I could:

I can't clean the house when someone beside me is in it, I simply can't.
When my mom mas sick for 2 weeks, she was doing most of the cleaning, and my room was a mess for 2 weeks :/

metro. · « **Reply #308 on:** December 30, 2011, 07:12:10 AM »

Quote from: Havoc10K on December 30, 2011, 07:03:47 AM

Ok, this will be weird, but it's one of the reasons I moved out from parents as soon as I could:

I can't clean the house when someone beside me is in it, I simply can't.
When my mom mas sick for 2 weeks, she was doing most of the cleaning, and my room was a mess for 2 weeks :/

Yeah that's pretty fucked up I gotta say.

Havoc10K · « **Reply #309 on:** December 30, 2011, 07:25:57 AM »

Yeah I know, I had to tell my gf to go shopping so that I can clean in peace.

metro. · « **Reply #310 on:** December 30, 2011, 07:36:58 AM »

Quote from: Havoc10K on December 30, 2011, 07:25:57 AM

Yeah I know, I had to tell my gf to go shopping so that I can clean in peace.

You might wanna get that checked out

Impulsive lying in some situations.

kurandoinu · « **Reply #311 on:** December 30, 2011, 08:05:18 AM »

Quote from: Havoc10K on December 30, 2011, 07:03:47 AM

Ok, this will be weird, but it's one of the reasons I moved out from parents as soon as I could:

I can't clean the house when someone beside me is in it, I simply can't.
When my mom mas sick for 2 weeks, she was doing most of the cleaning, and my room was a mess for 2 weeks :/

I struggle to cook or draw if someone is watching me. ><

Sta1ned · « **Reply #312 on:** December 30, 2011, 11:42:52 PM »

I sometimes sing and dance around my appartment after shower with nothing but a towel on listening to Lady Gaga. That wouldn't be a problem but my new appartment doesn't have any curtains yet and there's a clear view from a playground across the street to my place. So there's a 180cm/88kg dude scarring some kids and their parents for life almost every day.

metro. · « **Reply #313 on:** December 31, 2011, 12:23:45 AM »

Invest in some curtains. Or get arrested for pedo-ism.

thescarykid · « **Reply #314 on:** December 31, 2011, 01:44:18 AM »

Quote from: Sta1ned on December 30, 2011, 11:42:52 PM

I sometimes sing and dance around my appartment after shower with nothing but a towel on listening to Lady Gaga. That wouldn't be a problem but my new appartment doesn't have any curtains yet and there's a clear view from a playground across the street to my place. So there's a 180cm/88kg dude scarring some kids and their parents for life almost every day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBE3CTcNa8I

Kindred fucking spirits, man. I do the same! Breath deep, breath natural, breath... bancho.

Sta1ned · « **Reply #315 on:** December 31, 2011, 04:23:58 PM »

Quote from: thescarykid on December 31, 2011, 01:44:18 AM

Quote from: Sta1ned on December 30, 2011, 11:42:52 PM
I sometimes sing and dance around my appartment after shower with nothing but a towel on listening to Lady Gaga. That wouldn't be a problem but my new appartment doesn't have any curtains yet and there's a clear view from a playground across the street to my place. So there's a 180cm/88kg dude scarring some kids and their parents for life almost every day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBE3CTcNa8I

Kindred fucking spirits, man. I do the same! Breath deep, breath natural, breath... bancho.

Gotta love patton!

Roven · « **Reply #316 on:** January 05, 2012, 11:43:33 AM »

When I find a space in full parking lot, I yell "LAKKIIIIII~"

hanayome · « **Reply #317 on:** January 06, 2012, 09:26:00 AM »

Every time I kill a housefly (after trying for 5-10 minutes), I ~~laugh like this~~ have a crazy, ecstatic smile on my face...

Havoc10K · « **Reply #318 on:** January 06, 2012, 09:39:55 AM »

You must have a lot of trash in your house for them flying so often.

hanayome · « **Reply #319 on:** January 06, 2012, 09:57:07 AM »

Not at all... They just enter every now and then, once a day, when my sister/mom opens the windows. Every house here usually has one or 2 flies... No one usually cares as much as me though.