Author Topic: Share your weird retardisms (Read 19884 times)

NaRu · « **Reply #40 on:** March 27, 2010, 05:11:12 AM »

me: THAT STUPID FOB
Friend: You mean SOB?
me: NO I mean FOB because he isnt special enough to be a SOB
Friend: What does FOB stand for?
me: Uhm you I didnt have enough time to come up with something. So you tell me what it means then
Friend: Fucking On time Business Man
me: hahahahahahaha wth

Random

me: (eating a yogurt)
Friend: I want a yogurt. CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR!! STOP EATING MY CHICKEN!!!!
me:OMG WTF?

kyubixmunky · « **Reply #41 on:** March 27, 2010, 02:17:42 PM »

When I was a kid I used to repeat EVERYTHING I HEARD. While watching a movie, I would repeat every line after it was said and it really annoyed my siblings.

Now, I'm constantly afraid of losing things in my pockets so I have like OCD for checking my pockets every 5 minutes, and have a mental inventory of everything in my pockets at any time..

Rzmnz · « **Reply #42 on:** April 19, 2010, 07:29:31 AM »

I tend to always say "Put it there" or "Save it there for later use" when someone drops something.
I always start to cook my food before I do the dishes... cuz' then I HAVE to do it or else I won't have anything to eat from. (Except for those lazy days when I eat from the pan)

I can never remember a poem/song/melody i've come up with earlier.
Or when I sit and fool around on my guitar I can play something stunningly good, but when I start to think how I played it... It's gone...

I sleep on my sofa rather than on my bed... haven't made my bed in 4months now...

When I play FPS games I tend to tilt my head irl to look around corners...
And when I was around 10 I used to bite the controller when I died in a game (The NES 8-Bit controller)... So all of our controllers had bitemarks on them...

Klocknov · « **Reply #43 on:** April 19, 2010, 08:11:10 AM »

Man FPSs are fun, and come on if you aren't tilting your head or in my case pivoting your whole body to look around a corner then your not playing xD

So I have a massive fear of elevators, like the person who said something about it early in this I probably would of blacked out if I was in that elevator fear. I have had this fear for a good many years, but escalators are just fine.

I talk games constantly as I am playing, so I tend to not play games unless I have someone to talk to so I don't look as retarded to others.

I chew gums and lips to the point where I will end up taking chunks out, I do this not only when I am awake but also while I am sleeping. Wasn't as weird until I found out I did it in my sleep.

I use to chew on my toes when I got bored, hell I wonder if I could even get my feet that far up anymore... but yeah when I was younger I was a stretchy bugger.

Dazedi- · « **Reply #44 on:** April 21, 2010, 01:27:24 PM »

I take pictures of foods I eat. I don't know why. Right now my phone's memory card is pretty much full of stupid pictures and food pictures. <_<

I talk to myself when I'm at the fridge which I visit every 10 to 30 minutes even though I know there's nothing there.

Also when I'm alone at home, I play some random anime OST in the living room quite loud and have balcony door open so neighbors can hear it and get annoyed... And I'm in my room, door closed and listening other music from computer o.o

Teaparty · « **Reply #45 on:** April 22, 2010, 07:23:35 AM »

I have not sat straight for as far as I can remember.
I'm either sitting cross legged or slouched like I'm trying to lie down on a chair. Usually I like to tilt the chair either to the side and rest my arm over the back of the chair or tilt the chair 180 degrees and sit with legs open. I've stopped doing the latter 'cuz I think I look like a child trying to show off, but really I just feel more comfortable in that position. I almost always lean on one side or the other of the chair, most of the times the chair would have handles so I don't fall off the side or something.

kostya · « **Reply #46 on:** April 22, 2010, 05:55:11 PM »

Quote from: Teaparty on April 22, 2010, 07:23:35 AM

I have not sat straight for as far as I can remember.
I'm either sitting cross legged or slouched like I'm trying to lie down on a chair. Usually I like to tilt the chair either to the side and rest my arm over the back of the chair or tilt the chair 180 degrees and sit with legs open. I've stopped doing the latter 'cuz I think I look like a child trying to show off, but really I just feel more comfortable in that position. I almost always lean on one side or the other of the chair, most of the times the chair would have handles so I don't fall off the side or something.

Oh god, I am the same. It has gotten to the point that if I am involved in an activity that requires me to keep my back straight (ice skating, kendo), I have trouble doing it for more than 15-20 minutes.

Perplexing · « **Reply #47 on:** April 22, 2010, 07:08:49 PM »

Not sure if this is strange but.....

I have a bad habit when it comes to numbers as in counting whether it's money or counting how many of a particular item. When I do so I have to count it 3 times

No more and no less it's a real pain if I go into a grocery store and they say "That will be $1.02" especially if I pay in pocket change.

Tiffanys · « **Reply #48 on:** April 22, 2010, 07:11:53 PM »

For some reason I count the pink lines when an anime girl blushes...

shabutie · « **Reply #49 on:** April 22, 2010, 08:54:14 PM »

I'm constantly rubbing or twirling (not sure of the actual termanology of it... if there is one) a small piece of cloth or yarn between my thumb and index finger... It's a habit I've had since I was born (had a blanket with those little yarn ties in in and it started there) but I swear... its going to be the death of me one day. I've almost got into car accidents because of it

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1000mAh · « **Reply #50 on:** April 25, 2010, 02:38:11 PM »

I bite my fingernails every time they grow too long... In this case too long is that when you can scratch your forearm... That causes me to cut my nails at lest once in 2 days...

Then often when I'm in anykind of meeting my right leg starts shakin...

This is funny I never go to shop or corner shop or anywhere where you can buy something whitout money. I just can't walk out whitout buying something. If I won't buy something I start to feel that the shop assistant thinks that I've stole something.

Also this is mentioned before, when I hear a song that I think is good I will listen it untill I hear other song I think is awesome.

I also have this habit that when I get enough angry I start biting anything I've in my hands... I've biten my arm, remote control, stones... and even pencils! I've allready broken 20...

When I play games I will start speaking of the game to anyone who is in the room or thin air.

I sometimes when I'm too focused on thinkin I start speaking what ever I'm thinking... I've felt very embarased when someone has commended about it for me...

I've lot more is lot more but those are my most usual ones.
... if there is miss-spelling(s) feel free to correct me.

flyawave · « **Reply #51 on:** April 25, 2010, 02:45:37 PM »

I twirl scisors on my finger for no real reason (like a revolver) it's rather dangerous. I almost cut my cheek once.
also, when bored instead of twiddling my thumbs, I twiddle my middle fingers... it's more challenging

Sashamaru · « **Reply #52 on:** April 25, 2010, 10:43:08 PM »

I have a nervous twitch where I sharply swivel my head to the left. Sometimes I do it so hard that it hurts my neck. >__>

A friend's wife has a twitch were she moves her arms/shoulders. If I'm hanging out with them and she twitches next to me, it sometimes sets off a chain reaction were I'll twitch as well. My friend gets a kick out of it when that happens. I don't. <__<

sisterwicked · « **Reply #53 on:** April 28, 2010, 03:40:21 AM »

I sometimes cackle madly for no reason, just because I'm good at it. I also have a statue of a hedgehog on my desk. If I cannot see it, I cannot write. Speaking of which, where is that silly thing any

craselios · « **Reply #54 on:** May 01, 2010, 08:01:56 PM »

I always keep my finger nails in my mouth If i didnt eat them I put them in my Pocket

in the end of the day i end up with more than 5nails in my pocket and eat them again $:-\$

I walk very very very slowly in home.

mizore · « **Reply #55 on:** May 02, 2010, 11:46:23 AM »

I wash my hands religiously... like prolly 40-50 times some days. And, immediately after, I have to use a moisturizer on them.

I spend way too much on skin care products, supplements, and hair care. Way too much. I blame the beauty forums I frequent... >.>

I worry about my car when I can't watch her. My baby... When I take her to the track/events I get paro if I see people looking too closely.

When I start work on a new music track, I often completely disappear from outside life. Ignore my phone, etc. My friends bug me and get weird about it, lol.

I actually enjoy rewiring my entire studio when I get new gear. I plan it out with diagrams, mark cables/snakes accordingly, clean pots/faders/jacks while everything is unplugged, etc.... very meticulously. Usually takes a day or two before I actually get to use the new piece of equipment, lol. My back hates me for doing it, though... crawling around under the console, behind racks, etc. I can't wait to move so I can set up a new studio space. Only part I kinda dread is tuning the acoustics. Gets very frustrating, at times.

1000mAh · « **Reply #56 on:** October 09, 2010, 05:18:11 PM »

I love strawberry jam so much that twhen I'm eating, example, pancakes with it, I there is always some left on the saucer, then I literaly lick it clean... ALso some times I eat 0,5l of strawberry jam, yeah, only strawberry jam...

donald1 · « **Reply #57 on:** October 10, 2010, 05:05:09 AM »

Quote from: 1000mAh on October 09, 2010, 05:18:11 PM

I love strawberry jam so much that twhen I'm eating, example, pancakes with it, I there is always some left on the saucer, then I literaly lick it clean... ALso some times I eat 0,5l of strawberry jam, yeah, only strawberry jam...

Nayuki likes ichigo jam too....and so do i lol.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP1Bc7TiVbo&feature=related

tomoya-kun · « **Reply #58 on:** October 10, 2010, 05:08:24 AM »

i got really mad after losing a tournament starcraft match, then took my laptop and threw it at the window. W lapthich smashed, and my laptop was 2 stories down and broken.

Meomix · « **Reply #59 on:** October 10, 2010, 05:12:57 AM »

Subconsciously humming background music whenever something goes wrong, or when performing a combo action. It's gotten to the point that Dad thinks i got problematic issues.

Quote from: kostya on April 22, 2010, 05:55:11 PM

Quote from: Teaparty on April 22, 2010, 07:23:35 AM
I have not sat straight for as far as I can remember.
I'm either sitting cross legged or slouched like I'm trying to lie down on a chair. Usually I like to tilt the chair either to the side and rest my arm over the back of the chair or tilt the chair 180 degrees and sit with legs open. I've stopped doing the latter 'cuz I think I look like a child trying to show off, but really I just feel more comfortable in that position. I almost always lean on one side or the other of the chair, most of the times the chair would have handles so I don't fall off the side or something.
Oh god, I am the same. It has gotten to the point that if I am involved in an activity that requires me to keep my back straight (ice skating, kendo), I have trouble doing it for more than 15-20 minutes.

If i attempt to sit straight for more than 30 minutes my butt goes numb, followed by never ending bone strain.. Just ain't possible.