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x5ga:
In hospital today there was an old lady who had both her arms amputated from the elbow. She came to the hospital with some other problems so I had to go and ask her about her medical history. I entered the room she was in, saw she had both of her arms amputated from the elbows down, looked at her face, then at her missing hands, then at her face again, then I finally realize that I have to be polite and greet her. So, while staring at the place where her forearms and hands should have been I say to her "săru'mâinile", which in Romanian is a very common polite greeting meaning literally "I'm kissing your hands" (approx). So I almost burst into laughter realizing what I have said to her, she gives me this weird look, and I have to exit the room because I couldn't hold my laughter in. Then I felt bad for a bit, but it went away quickly.
Soulreaper77:
--- Quote from: x5ga on October 12, 2010, 06:05:33 PM ---In hospital today there was an old lady who had both her arms amputated from the elbow. She came to the hospital with some other problems so I had to go and ask her about her medical history. I entered the room she was in, saw she had both of her arms amputated from the elbows down, looked at her face, then at her missing hands, then at her face again, then I finally realize that I have to be polite and greet her. So, while staring at the place where her forearms and hands should have been I say to her "săru'mâinile", which in Romanian is a very common polite greeting meaning literally "I'm kissing your hands" (approx). So I almost burst into laughter realizing what I have said to her, she gives me this weird look, and I have to exit the room because I couldn't hold my laughter in. Then I felt bad for a bit, but it went away quickly.
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"[...] Look at your hand, now back to me. I have it, it's an oyster with 2 tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now DIAMONDS."
But that was horrible man. I feel sorry for the lady. Don't become Setsuna ok? xD
JoonasTo:
I sometimes forget to wash my teeth after sex or the next morning.
Trying to concentrate on a physics lecture when suddenly your mouth tastes like pussy is kinda hard.
My worst fail with that was forgetting to wash my teeth and the next day I was going on a week long army training in the woods.
Yay for tasting a woman in your mouth for three days.
Talk about epic fails...
--- Quote from: x5ga on October 12, 2010, 06:05:33 PM ---In hospital today there was an old lady who had both her arms amputated from the elbow. She came to the hospital with some other problems so I had to go and ask her about her medical history. I entered the room she was in, saw she had both of her arms amputated from the elbows down, looked at her face, then at her missing hands, then at her face again, then I finally realize that I have to be polite and greet her. So, while staring at the place where her forearms and hands should have been I say to her "săru'mâinile", which in Romanian is a very common polite greeting meaning literally "I'm kissing your hands" (approx). So I almost burst into laughter realizing what I have said to her, she gives me this weird look, and I have to exit the room because I couldn't hold my laughter in. Then I felt bad for a bit, but it went away quickly.
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For everything else, there's mastercard.
phufham:
--- Quote from: x5ga on October 12, 2010, 06:05:33 PM ---In hospital today there was an old lady who had both her arms amputated from the elbow. She came to the hospital with some other problems so I had to go and ask her about her medical history. I entered the room she was in, saw she had both of her arms amputated from the elbows down, looked at her face, then at her missing hands, then at her face again, then I finally realize that I have to be polite and greet her. So, while staring at the place where her forearms and hands should have been I say to her "săru'mâinile", which in Romanian is a very common polite greeting meaning literally "I'm kissing your hands" (approx). So I almost burst into laughter realizing what I have said to her, she gives me this weird look, and I have to exit the room because I couldn't hold my laughter in. Then I felt bad for a bit, but it went away quickly.
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At least you tried, i wouldn't have known what to say.
Superchunk55:
Found a new one i cant even if it was the only way to not be killed say cinnamon. It always comes out as cimanin.
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