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Tiffanys:

--- Quote from: JoonasTo on October 12, 2010, 06:32:28 PM ---I sometimes forget to wash my teeth after sex or the next morning.
Trying to concentrate on a physics lecture when suddenly your mouth tastes like pussy is kinda hard.

My worst fail with that was forgetting to wash my teeth and the next day I was going on a week long army training in the woods.
Yay for tasting a woman in your mouth for three days.
Talk about epic fails...

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LOL wow.

Nyking754:
i always hold my breath during a scene in a movie where the characters are under water

Teaparty:

--- Quote from: JoonasTo on October 12, 2010, 06:32:28 PM ---I sometimes forget to wash my teeth after sex or the next morning.
Trying to concentrate on a physics lecture when suddenly your mouth tastes like pussy is kinda hard.

My worst fail with that was forgetting to wash my teeth and the next day I was going on a week long army training in the woods.
Yay for tasting a woman in your mouth for three days.
Talk about epic fails...

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Would be funny if you had an erect penis the whole time during lecture/army training.
"Kids, wash your teeth or your mouth will forever taste like pussy."


--- Quote from: Nyking754 on October 12, 2010, 06:54:47 PM ---i always hold my breath during a scene in a movie where the characters are under water

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I always feel a bit of irritation on my throat whenever someone in a movie gets sliced in the throat.
Maybe it's normal. Maybe it's just because I'm afraid of blood.


--- Quote from: flyawave on October 12, 2010, 05:08:48 PM ---I recently discovered a retardism... I can't raise my eyebrow, so I raise both and squint with one... I never knew that was the wrong way to do it

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I can only raise my left eyebrow but have a hard time with my right...

flyawave:
oh yeah, I grab my arm when someone in a film breaks his/her arm

Havoc10K:
@JoonasTo

I kinda feel bad for you.

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when i watch a movie of anime where someone falls on bare skin it kinda hurts me too lol.


--- Quote from: Superchunk55 on October 12, 2010, 06:36:00 PM ---Found a new one i cant even if it was the only way to not be killed say cinnamon.  It always comes out as cimanin.

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I found out my sister,mother,grandmother,aunt,female cousins could not say properly one tongue twister, ever, correctly.
Guess it runs in the family lol, i think it's the simplest tongue twister I heard though, only two words.
can translate, I bet at start some of you will make mistakes
"LOYAL YOLA"
none of the girls in my family can spell it right ever, anything else flawlessly :P

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