I think if you paid the price for satin sheets you'd be a bit less nice... mebbe.
I end up getting all sorts of things I don't need. For instance, I was quite content sleeping on the floor. Lo and behold my parents would have none of that and they bought me a full bed. I had a nice small double mattress, but no... I get a huge-ass queen sized mattress to which I still hate to this day. Apparently they're going to buy me yet another mattress set.
Used a board on the floor as a desk... and I get a 180 pound desk made of solid wood for some odd reason. I can live out of a tin can. I really don't give a shit about what I own either. I'd more be like... "Well, at least someone enjoys the monetary investment I put into those sheets..."
And yes, I can sleep anywhere. But I love sleeping in moving vehicles the most... (ie: Buses)