Speak only anime catchphrases in Japanese to everyone you see. The phrases should be completely unrelated to anything that is happening.
Lol, or do it like Scary Movie 4:
Cindy: Hello?
Cindy: "Haro?" ---Hello
Cindy: "Hibachi, Benihana, Teriyaki" ---Do You Live Here?
Ghost Boy: "Nagasaki, Okinawa, Hokkaido, Yokohama" --- Your Japanese is Awful. It dishonors my ears
Cindy: "Karate, Judo, Sumo, Samurai" --- Are You a Ghost?
Ghost Boy: "Nissan, Honda, Mitsubishi, Subaru" ---Yes. I was Killed and my soul walks the earth! (mother fuckers, TOYOTA BITCH lol)
Cindy: "Hari-kiri, Tsunami, Kamikaze, Banzai" --- How Sad. My Life is also Tragic.
Ghost Boy: "Yamaha, Nikon, Casio, Aiwa" --- You Mistake me For Someone who gives a Shit.
Ghost Boy: "Minolta, Hitachi, Seiko, Toshiba" --- I Know the secret of defeating the aliens.
Cindy: "Buddha! Shitake Kimono!" --- My God! Tell Me!
Ghost Boy: "Tempura, Shushi, Sashimi!" --- The Answer is within my father's heart! Follow the blood!